Hey. So, sorry if this is oversharing but just in thge back of Tuesday's session I wanted to ost something partly out of a desire to thank my awesome host and party because...well, I dont get to talk about this stuff anywhere else!


I've been really, really lucky over the years to meet some great people for some fantastic gungings - this weeks was definitely up there. I'm not naming names but I hope those I've met with over the years either via Slosh event or a private correspondence know I really appreciate it.

The best sessions I've had have had the following in common.
1) A cuppa. It seems like nothing, but a bit of time at the start to chill me out really helps. Tea, beer, whatever - but this was especially important when I was brand new and wet behind the ears (not with gunge) and absolutely terrified.
2) Humour. Not gonna lie...gunge is a huge turn on for me. But boner aside, it's FUN. And I think the dilly humour is so important.
3) Feeling really safe. I'm a pretty big guy and can handle myself in most situations...but stepping into the gunge hot seat makes me feel really vulnerable. Especially as rooms tend to be done up likje Dexters kill room. Just having that really safe rapport, stopwords, and guaranteed DISCRETION is massively important.
4) Plenty of thick, gloopy, gloppy, gross gunge...and the jeapordy of being able to avoid it. I mean...one COULD argue that some games gave been rigged against me over the years...but even though I'm not naming names, I'm not gonna libel anyone on here...


Anyway, nobody asked for it, but those are some of my thoughts on what has made my best sessions over the years!