Pie Threesome
August 15, 2014
After many weekends of role-play and sex where my girlfriend got pied by me, she finally got her revenge on one awesome long Saturday.

It was college, and we were all working as stagehands in the theater. My girlfriend, Pace, the dance major. Petite, lean, with boobs too big for ballet, was helping Chloe, the curvy bombshell of a stage tech major who'd had a crush on me for the last year. Pace kept kidding me about a threesome, just to make me all hot and bothered. The subject of the fundraiser came up. Pace asked Chloe, What are you guys doing this year?

Chloe, between mallet-strikes on the end of a flat, said, Pie in the face toss. Winner of each collection gets to pie the theater major of their choice.

Pace looked at me with a very knowing look. Oh, I know someone who loves pies! I gave her a smirk and a look back. Chloe looked up, Oh? Who?

Then, a voice from offstage piped up. I do! I've always wanted a pie in the face!. Julie, the very cute freshman japanese-american girl ran onstage. I'll volunteer!.

Pace turned to look at me and silently said, Oh my god!. Chloe said, Ha! Really? You can take my place!

I said, Aww, Clo. I was looking forward to smashing a giant pie in your face. Especially if I can talk you into a bikini.

Chloe looked at me. On second thought, I'll keep my spot.

Pace said, To bad we have to wear bikinis, huh?

Julie said, We have to wear bikinis? Really? I don't have one.

Pace patted her on the shoulder and said, Personally, I'd rather be naked if I was getting pied. Wouldn't you?

Julie blushed, and laughed. Um, well, I'd rather not say!

I said, Julie, really, you want a pie in the face? Good for you!

Julie said, Yeah, I really really do. I can't wait. I hope I get someone who knows what they're doing.

Chloe said, It can be arranged, you know. You don't need a contest to get pied.

Julie said, Yeah, I know. I've thought about that.

Pace said, Oh, you and some other people! Ahem! But hey, wouldn't it be more fun if we just threw pies at him instead of lining up to get pied?

I looked at Pace, who was grinning at me.

Julie said, What, in a bikini?

Pace said, Oh no, I think we'd get him naked first and then start the pies in the face.

Chloe suddenly looked up from her work. Yes. I'm in. When do we start?

I said, Whoa, slow down there, gorgeous. You guys would have to be naked too!

Chloe, without missing a beat, said, Yes. I'm in. When do we start?

Pace was smiling. She walked up to Chloe and whispered something in her ear. Chloe grinned, and then laughed. And then she said, Awesome! Yeah, OK.. She then looked at me with a huge smile, and winked.

Uh oh.

Pace said, Oh, I have no problem getting naked for you, lover.

I said, Uh huh. Which is what I like about you on long hot weekends.

Julie said, I've posed naked before.

All conversation stopped. Really?, asked Chloe.

Julie nodded. Yeah. It was no big deal. I mean, I have no problem being naked if it's private and safe. What's the big deal?

Chloe said, I just like to take my clothes off. But that whole getting arrested thing, you know, not so fun.

I said, And this is why I love you all.

Pace walked up to Julie and whispered for a long time into her ear. Julie was smiling, and finally said, Really? I'm so in!

Uh oh. What the heck?



I was pretty nervous for about a day or two, but the week went by without event. Well, Chloe would pass me and give me knowing, smiling looks. Pace acted innocent. Julie was a mystery, but I had a feeling that the current ran deep in her.

So, fast forward to Saturday. We'd been working, it was hot, and we were the last ones in the building. Chloe told me, We can finish up, and I can take it from here and I have to close up anyway. Why don't you get your shower and we'll all meet at the bar in a couple of hours?

Pace piped in, Yeah, babe, head on down. I'll see you in a bit.

Not thinking anything of it, I headed to the lockers. The showers were a large tile room with several showerheads. It was unofficially co-ed, but in general the sexes didn't mix. Couples who wanted a hot soapy sexy fuck generally went to the dorms for private bathrooms.

So, I was under the hot water, thinking about ways to massively pie Pace, when I heard a clearing of a throat. It was Pace, peeking around the corner. Hello, she said, and then ducked back.

Hey, I said.

And then Chloe peeks around and looked at me. That caught me by surprise, and she took a good long look at my naked body, up and down. She said, Mmmm! I like this. But you said he'd have a hardon.

I said, Communal shower? I will get hard if that's the case.

And then, without a coy bone in her body, in walked Julie. She was cute as hell, and had a smoking, lean, sexy body that she hid under those work clothes. Totally in her birthday suit, as naked as she could be, she walked to the edge of teh shower with two arms full of tall cans of shaving cream. She put the cans on the tile, waved, Hi!, and walked back.

What the? Uh oh.

Finally, they all three come back with styrofoam picnic plates and more cans of shaving cream. They lined up all of the cans (many!!) and started to set up the plates. All three were completely nude. Chloe was as gorgeous as I'd imagined, and curvy as hell. Great ass, hourglass figure, and big, very big round tits. Pace was a lean dancer and ample in the boob and butt department, and I of course thought she was sexy. Julie was lean, cute, and surprisingly confident, which was sexy in and of itself.

I started to get hard pretty quickly.

I said, Ok, uh, this is unexpectedly awesome. You three know you're a wild fantasy come to life, right?

Pace said, We're someone's fantasy come to life!

Julie said, I dunno, I'm starting to think this is my fantasy! By the way, we're making pies.

I said, No kidding.. umhey, Clo. You know you look fantastic without any clothes? I mean, you jiggle like heaven.

Chloe said, Thanks, I think. Yeah, big tits, guys like them usually.

Julie said, Guys? Hell, I like 'em! I'm jealous, they're beautiful!

Chloe smiled and said, Thanks!! Yeah, I used to be self conscious, but now I'm like whatever. But I'm happy you guys think I'm sexy.

I said, The three of you are insanely hot. Seriously.

Chloe looked up. Yeah, ok, now you have a hard dick. I like! Is that because you're staring at our tits or because we're making giant pies?

Pace laughed. I said, Your tits. Why?

Chloe, honest and blunt as ever, said, Well, someone told us that you had a serious pie in the face fetish. We're here to have a lot of fun at your expense.

Julie said, I have a serious pie in the face fetish!

Pace said, J, we know!

I said, Yeah, but Julie, you want to get pied, not throw pies!

Julie said, That's so wrong! Oh my god, I so want a pie in the face. But I also think I want to throw pies. It sounds like fun. Besides, you like it! I have to now!

Pace said, Julie, could you not give it all away at once?, and laughed.

Chloe looked up at me after she'd made a couple of really large pies from the shaving cream, using a paint stirrer to shape them into real-looking pies. Do you really have a pie in the face fetish?

Pace answered for me. She put her hand on Chloe's shoulder. OH my god, yes he does. Every weekend I get so unbelievable pied. It's his thing. I like it too, but this is such a turn on for him, it's amazing.

Chloe said, Wow, that's awesome. I love that, it's so hot. Fuck, I'd be throwing pies at him every day if it meant great sex.

Julie said, I'm so jealous! I want to get pied every weekend. Oh my god, I want to get pied every day!

Chloe said, You two are perfect for each other, you know that?

Julie said, I know! So sad. Besides, everyone knows he wants to fuck you, Clo, not me.

Chloe yelled, Julie! Oh my god, could you not?

Julie said, What? We all know that you've wanted to fuck him for months! I mean, that's so cool! Well, Pace may not think so, but

Chloe yelled again, Julie! Oh my fucking god!

Pace said, Ok, lets just get this out there. Chloe want to do my boyfriend. My boyfriend thinks Chloe is mega-hot, and so do I for that matter. Clo, I know you want to fuck my boyfriend. I know my boyfriend, given the chance, would do a threesome with us. But. And here's the but. I don't want a threesome. I want to watch you fuck the brains out of my boyfriend.

Julie said, Oh my god, I want to see that too. Can I watch too, Pace?

I said, I'm.. uh.. speechless.. and uh,

Pace said, Oh, just say thank you. And besides, I'm really going to enjoy this. But not before pies!

Chloe said, OK, now that I'm mortally embarrassed, I have to say that this pie in the face thing? Totally awesome. I really want to hit you with a pie., she said to me.

Julie said, I think he likes that.

Pace said, I know he likes it! Trust me!

Julie asked me, Do you really like a pie in the face?

I said, Well.. yes. Yes I do.

She shrieked, Me too! Isn't it amazing? It feels so good! Do you get yourself off when you're pied? I do!

Chloe said, Oh my god!

Julie said, Hey, can we pie you and watch you jack-off? I want to see that!

Pace laughed, I don't even get to see that! But I never asked.. um maybe not today, J.

I said, Hey Julie, can I give you some huge pies in the face and watch you flick yourself off?

Without a hesitation she said, Yes! Anytime, oh my god. Can you bring Chloe and that cute guy from the Soccer team too?

Pace interrupted, OK! I think we have some pies.

I looked at the pies. They were really big, but I said, Huh. I've thrown a lot of pies in my time, usually at Pace, but I have to say.. those are, well, kind of small.

Pace snorted. Chloe said, You think these are small?

I said, Well, you're girls, so I don't expect you to know how to make a pie for smashing in someone's face.

Chloe grinned, Excuse me?

I said, Yeah, Clo. I mean, I love you for your brains and your insanely delicious body, but your pie making is kinda amateur.

She said, I'm a professional theater tech. I know how to make a pie!

I shrugged, If you say so. Hey, look, if you're going to pie someone, really really get them pied. I mean, fucking PIE them!

Chloe was grinning, incredulous. She looked at Pace and said, Oh, he's fun! I think we should let him have it.

Pace said, Hey, he's right. If you're going to pie someone, make huge pies. More shaving cream, team!

They added more to the pies, with the hissing of the cans. I watched, and it was amazing.

Julie said, These look so good, oh my god.

Pace asked, How are these, pie boy?

I said, Now those are huge pies.

Julie said, Huge tits, huge pies.

Chloe snorted. Well I guess that's true.

Pace said, Oh, babe, you are so fucked! and laughed. These are huge! and heavy!

Chloe said, I am so looking forward to this!

The three of them each picked up two pies and started walking (and jiggling, and wiggling) toward me. Pace said, Make your boobs bounce, he loves that!

Chloe said, Mine bounce whether I like it or not!

Julie said, I'm jealous. 34-B, they barely wiggle.

Pace said, Look, babe, you're two favorite things! Tits and pies!

I said, Oh my god. I.. I'm so fucked.

They nodded, Uh huh.

Julie said, Hey, you can pie me. Really, you can. I'd like that. I really would.

I said, Thanks.

I was so screwed. I said, Pace, babe, this isn't fair. The three of you have massive, massive pies and I don't have any. I have a very big feeling that I'm the pie-target here

Pace said, Uh huh

I looked at Chloe. Clo, I'm naked. Totally. As are you, which is why I keep staring. What are you thinking, holding those huge pies you made like that?

She looked at me, Well, I'm totally turned on right now. And I'm really looking forward to smashing these pies all over you. I never thought it's something I'd enjoy, but right now, I'm really enjoying this. I know you want to fuck me. And believe me, I love that. But I know you want these pies. You act like you don't, but you really do. And I really, really want you to have them. So, that's what I'm thinking.

I said, Oh my god.

Pace, holding two pies, said, Uh huh. Stand still.

I said, What? Um.. as she balanced and kneeled, and wrapper her mouth around my cock, sliding all over me. I made all sorts of very happy noises.

Chloe said, Oh, my! That was unexpected. And not entirely bad to watch, either!

Julie said, Oh, right on! I've never been any good at that. This is fun!

As Pace was giving me a hands-free blowjob, she was able to mutter Chloe!.

Chloe was watching my face, as I made I'm getting a very nice blowjob and am being driven deliciously insane expressions, and said, Yup. I hear you.

She then launched and I mean launched the pie at me. She nailed me square in the face with that huge pie. It stuck to me, wrapped around most of my head from ear to ear, and most of the top half, and left a lot of lather on my shoulders and neck. The styro slowly slid down and off of me. Pace apparently got out of the way just in time, as I felt her lips leave my cock and instead the plate with lathe falling stright down to leave a huge glob of shaving cream all over my cock.

Julie excalimed, WOW! That's so nice! I'm so jealous!

Chloe and Pace were laughing and woo-hooing. I stood there, doing a slow burn, but smiling. It felt amazingly good, and I was really, really pied. She got me good.

I felt a hand on my cock that suddenly got very slippery. I heard Chloe say, Oh, wow, that is nice. That's really nice. I moaned, pretty loudly. I said, Oh, you little.. you wait until I get my fingers on your clit!

Chloe said, I'm looking forward to it!

I wiped my eyes. All three of them were looking at me with amused, really loving expressions. Pace said, Oh she got you good! I loved watching that!!

Chloe stopped stroking me and said, Pace really deserves to pie the fuck out of you, after all of the times you've pied her.

Julie said, Hey, what if we cover Chloe's chest in shaving cream and then you can pie him with you tits?

This lead to a lot of laughter among all three. Pace was grinning, and stepped up to me and looked up at me. She said, You'd like that, huh?

I said, Well, yeah!

Pace said, Nice thinking, Julie, but lets stick to regular pies for now.

Julie said, OK.

I wiped my face a bit more, Wow. I hope you enjoyed that, Clo. I sure did!

She said, I couldn't resist the handjob, sorry. I kinda wanted to keep going!

Pace said, Hey, you'd make him come really fast.

Julie said, Yes, lets make him come! I want to see that!

Pace laughed and turned around, You're a little porn slut, aren't you?

Julie said, No, not really, I just read a lot of erotic stuff. And I've never made a man come with my hands before, I think that'd be fun. A lot of control.

Pace chuckled, I'm impressed!

Julie said, Thanks!

Pace said, Hey, Julie?

What?

Pace said, You're turn!

Julie said, Oh, yay! Can I just hit him with a pie? Do I need to tease him, or say anything?

Pace said, No, you just do this., and Pace smashed a huge shaving cream pie into Julie's face. Julie had not been expecting it, so she flinched her head back. Pace followed, having had a lot of practice pieing me in our own pie sessions. Pace rubbed the pie all over Julie's head, and totally creamed her hair and shouders. Julie bent over and took the styro off of her face. She stook up, totally pied. OH MY GOD!

Chloe, laughing, asked, Are you OK?

Julie yelled, OH MY GOD! This is SO AWESOME. OH MY GOD YES! YES YES YES! HA! OH I'm so pied! Oh that was a fantastic pie in the face I love it! Oh my god, do it again! Please do it again!

We were all laughing. Julie spit out some lather from her face. I totally was not expecting that. You got me totally by surprise. I loved that. Oh my fucking god I'm so pied. How do I look?

We all three said, Pied!

Do I look good? I feel ridiculous and sexy all at the same time.

We said, Yep!

Chloe asked, So did that make you horny?

Julie, bless her, said, OH my god yes. I could fuck a doorknob right now. Jesus.

Chloe, with one last pie in her hand, laughed, and looked at me and then looked at Julie who still had not wiped her face. Chloe shrugged and said, Oh, fuck it. and cocked-back her arm and let the second pie fly right at Julie. It hit with a pop, and send lather arcing all over Julie's body. We heard a muffled Oh my god!, and Chloe, laughing, smashed the shaving cream pie all over Julie's head. Front, back, sides, until all of her black straight hair was covered in lather. She dragged the pie down over Julie's chest. I reached over, and took the pie and kept dragging and smearing lather all over her crotch and then her ass. While this was going on, Julie let out a really pleasurable moan. After I'd pied her ass, she stood there, really lathered literally from head to knees, not removing any of the pie from her face or head. She said, OH god. Oh yes. Oh, fuck.

We were laughing. Chloe went back to the inventory of cans and plates and started making a few more pies. She said, I think we're going to need them!

Pace, laughing, said, This is so cool! Julie, I had no idea!

Julie, stuck in place and oozing huge dollops of shaving cream, said, Oh boy. Oh, this is so good, I need to have sex. Can someone go get that soccer player? Please?

We laughed. I asked, Julie, you OK?

Oh, I'm am very OK. I just really really need a fuck right now. Pace can I borrow him? Chloe, I think you're hot, can you come over and fuck me please?

Pace, still holding a pie, walked up and started rubbing her body all over the front of Julie. Julie moaned, Oh, those are boobs. They feel nice. Pace is that you?

Pace said, UH huh.

Julie said, Im not bi but I like this.. oh yes, please don't stop. While Pace slid and gyrated her chest all over Julie, I walked around and placed my hand so I could tease Julie's clit. I leaned in close, pressing Julie between me and Pace. Julie moaned louder as I slid up and down her clit, matching the rhythm of her hips or countering it, speeding up and slowing down until I found the right pace to escalate her moaning, which was getting louder and louder. Julie wrapped her arms around Pace, and I pressed in from behind. Julie yelled, Oh my god! Don't stop, please, do NOT stop!, until she suddenly shrieked a long, beautiful, shriek.

Oh my god. Oh that was amazing. I just.. let me.. I'll rest here.. Pace and I looked at each other, and laughed. We kissed. Julie wiped her face and lay in a bunch of lather. You OK down there?

She said, hazily, Oh, yeah. Very OK. That was.. oh yeah. I like pies, what can I say.

Chloe said, That was unexpectedly hot. Do you scream like that when you come? she asked me.

I said, Are you going to make me scream like that if you make me come?

She said, You better believe it.

I heard a voice behind me. Pace said, Hey baby, turn around and help me get Julie up.

I turned around, straight into a pie in the face. Another one hit my right in my cock, and I felt two more on either side of my head. Julie had recovered, apparently, because I could feel six pies being smashed and slathered all up and down my body. All over my balls, my chest, covering my ass. I could hear, muffled through the layer of lather covering my ears, someone say, Really get him!. They didn't stop. and eventually the styro plates went away and I could feel hands, everywhere.

I barely said, Oh my god when one of them pushed another pie in my face. I got a mouth full of lather, which was kinda yuk, so I spit it out. One of them had my balls and cock in their hands, expertly stroking me. It felt amazing. It was Chloe, who I could barely hear say I'm just having fun with you, handsome!. She then pressed her big, soft tits into my back and slid them around. She moaned, Oh, I see why you like this.

I wiped my face, only to have Julie smash another pie into my face. Pie in the face! she said. Someone must have plastered her again, because I heard her scream, Hey! You pied me again! Hahahah!. I turned around, and wiped my mouth so I could breathe. Hands were all over me, but then all of a sudden so was Chloe's soft, curvy body. Her tits on my chest, and all of a sudden her hips against mine. I slid down, and she put her tits in my face, sliding them all over. A lather covered nipple in my mouth, and despite the taste she insisted I suck on it. I did, and it was her turn to moan. I spit out as much lather as I could when I felt lips on mine, and a mouthful of water. It was Pace. I swished and spit the water out. Wiping my eyes, I could finally see a blurry lather-covered trio of naked women. Julie was white from head to toe, as was I. We were both extremely and totally covered in shaving cream. The other two were smeared, looking like they were lathered up in a soapy shower.

Pace was behind me, and pulled me back, pressing against her soft tits. Chloe was on all fours, crawling toward me, her big tits swaying and bouncing. The first thing she did was to grab my cock and start stroking. She'd get me to the edge of orgasm, and then back again. After a few times of this, I just said, Oh good god, just fuck me.. Pace said, Fuck the hell out of him, Clo, I want to see this.

She climbed on top of me and said, I really want to fuck you. The next thing I knew, she was doing exactly that. She felt amazing, but because she was on top, I could reach her clit with my right hand. So I started to tease and slide and stroke her clit as we fucked. She started to lose it, Oh, no, no no, stop, that's oh god, don't stop.

Pace said, Ah ha ha, who's going to come first?

Julie said, Would it be wrong to say that I'm loving watching this? Clo, you are so beautiful, and his face right now is like so sexy.

It was a contest, but eventually, I made Chloe shriek. Oh, God OHHHHHHHH!. She collapsed on top of me. Oh, no, I didn't get you! She felt incredibly good lying across me.

After a moment, she slid off of me and sat up on her knees, somewhat breathless. I'll be OK. Oh wow, just, yeah. Mm.

Pace slid around to the front of me. She started to stroke my cock, Sorry, no blowjob, lather tastes terrible! I started to moan again. She knew where all of my buttons were, so to speak. She leaned in close, pressing up against me, I love doing this to you.

As she stroked me, and I was getting closer to exploding, she said, Girls, get some pies.

They scrambled and quickly poured out two more pies. I said, Oh, no.. you wouldn't.

Pace said, Yes, they would.

They dashed back, jiggling (Chloe) and skipping (Julie), and trying to avoid slipping on lather. Each holding a pie, and grinning. I was already full of lather, but my face was relatively clean (Still very white, I'm sure, based on how lather-coated Julie's was).

Julie said, Are you going to come if we smash pies in your face?

I was in the edge of a massive orgasm, and Pace said, Oh, yes, yes he will. Let him have it, girls!

They clobbered me, once again. Julie was laughing. Chloe just said, pleased, Oh yeah...

I could not see, and the lather and plate was heavy on my face and head. I exploded. Pace didn't stop until I told her to, and that was a while.

When I was finished and ready to collapse, Julie said, WOW! You came and came and came and came!

Chloe said, OK, that was awesome. I really enjoyed that.

I wiped my face. Pace was looking at me, very pleased.

I said, OK. Clo, Julie, you hold down Pace. I'm going to go down on her until she screams.

Pace said, Oh my god!

Chloe and Julie held her down, gently, while I used my mouth and fingers to torment Pace until she too had a loud, intense orgasm.

Once we all showered off, huddling together for a while under the hot water and steam, we all curled up together, naked and in towels, on the green room couches and slept.

Pace and I set up a few interesting evenings. She'd invite Chloe over and then watch us have great sex. Or Chloe would video tape Pace and I do very erotic role play that sometimes involved pies. And on more than one occasion, we'd invite Julie over for a three-way role play, and design all sorts of skits where Julie was utterly, extremely pied from head to foot and then fucked silly. We never did get that soccer player for her, but we did teach her how to use all of Pace's sex toys.

We three never did a pie threesome again, but we didn't need to. To this day, we're friends with benefits.