There's been a lot of great male WAM content produced by various sites over the last few years, but somehow I often find it isn't as exciting for me as I expect. I sat down to think what I see as a perfect gunging, that would be guaranteed to turn me on...

The Situation
I think this is what gets me the most. This is something that a WAM site can't reallyreplicate. Because the gunging I'm wanting is one where the victim is a bit unwilling, one where they might have lost a (real) game, or where an audience member is surprised, or they are peer pressured/forced into the situation. So a model that's been hired to be gunged, or a WAM lover doesn't create the same reaction I'm looking for.

The sliming needs to be a penalty or a punishment, something that they want to avoid or are reluctantly agreeing to. That leads to a a reaction that I find really exciting.

The Gunge/Slime
It needs to be think and sloppy. Basically, not watery and thin - it needs to visibly cover the person in slime. And I look for proper slime/gunge - particularly the green or blue stuff. I don't really find food that great (mostly because if I think it through too much it makes me gag). I don't mind a pie, but I think they can really detract from a gunging - why cover the guy's face so we can't see their reaction?!

The Victim
So obviously I like to see guys gunged. Specifically, cute looking guys in their 20s. Thats just my type - they need to have a good looking face; not some ripped guy that is all body. Blonde hair and blue eyes are nice, but definitely not mandatory.

I like the victim to be wearing casual clothes. A t-shirt is a must. Jeans, shorts, tracksuit pants. Their own clothes would be terrific, but a gameshow provided uniform (as long as its along the same line) is just fine. On their feet? Well, that depends - I do have a thing for barefeet, but I'm a bit picky: they need to have really soft, smooth, nice looking feet. If not, then I like welly boots. Seeming them splattered, or even filled with gunge, is a turn on. Otherwise - their normal shoes/sneakers will do.

How it gets delivered
I think its important that the victim is sitting down. That way, when the slime comes pouring down, any splattering covers their lap and legs. The slime should come thick and fast, not a slow pouring, but an absolute deluge. And the victim should sit there and take it - and definitely not duck out of the way! I do fantasize about slime being pumped down a guys pants (just to see the reaction, not to see down their pants) - but thats pretty rare on TV now isn't it.

Some examples?
Well, a couple of great slimings that immediately come to mind are:
- Josh Hutcherson at the KCAs. He is sitting there, fully clothed, and then get tons and tons of green goo poured over him, and his reaction is fantastic.
- Ben Adams on Live an Kicking. He loses the game, lets out a fantastic yell, and then it comes pouring down on him.

So I guess I'm a bit picky, and know that not everything can be perfect to my liking. What do you guys think - does anyone have similar tastes? What are other people's perfect gungings?