I've been into wet & messy for a long time now but I've never experienced one thing (among others) that's been in my mind seemingly forever! That is, I'd like to be sort of a sacrificial lamb and at the beck & call for a group of women to cover me, saturate me in any number of food stuffs, be it puddings, syrups, eggs, molasses, oils, lotions, shaving cream, whipped cream, cold water, Jello, even a total submersion gunge tank, you name it.
I imagine a large kiddie pool in a somewhat large room (perhaps outside on a deck) in some well to do part of town, maybe even one of the women's house. I'd be in casual (but nice) clothes, slacks, t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, socks and shoes.. But I'd have to have a few changes of clothes to change into upon demand. I'd be expected to be standing initially awaiting orders to enter the pool when told to accept whatever sliming each woman would desire.
On a table near by would be small assortments of paddles also to be used at their discretion. So that before during or after a substance was used on me any woman would be allowed to grab a paddle, have be bend over for a swat or two or three....
In my fantasy I'd first be told to stand in the middle of the pool as the first woman (perhaps the hostess) would open up the games with a dozen eggs to be poured into and all over my clothes. Maybe the next lady would choose any type of syrup would go good with those eggs and empty a bottle of pancake syrup down the front and back of my pants. Then there might be a cream pie or two or more delivered to my face and head. Perhaps yet another lady would decide I need to be messier so she'd empty two full cans of pie filling in my shirt, front & back. Then comes a plethora of woman who each have buckets of cold water to rinse me off, and of course one of them (at least) is going to grab a paddle.......