I can imagine going on a night out and after a few drinks entering a night club where upon entry I am asked if I want to volunteer for a game where I could win some prizes, but I might get a little bit messy. Secretly loving WAM of course I want to play but I don't want to let on to my friends. I smile but say nothing, a friend encourages me so it's not them!!, and the lady sees the twinkle in my eye and says come on, takes me by the hand and leads me inside where there is a gunge tank on stage. I look above and the tank is full of thick muck and my heart skips. You said I might get a bit messy!! She laughs and says you might not get messy, are you brave enough to play handsome?

I remove my shoes, socks, and phone. The lady opens the door and I nervously step in and take my seat!! I can now see everyone looking at me, a few girls smiling giggling. My heart is racing and I'm so excited I really want to get the slop in my nice clothes just like on NHP that started my WAM obsession. I don't have a change of clothes and I'm not sure what's going to happen after but I know as a WAM fan I can't let this opportunity go, I would never forgive myself. Plus it's too late now.

We play a game where I am given a small chance of escape, not that I want it although I need to make it look convincing as I'm embarrassed in front of everyone. I get two of the three questions right and I know the answer to the third but I decide to get it wrong on purpose. The hostess laughs and they count down and pull the leaver. The thick messy gunge engulfs me head to toe, my shirt, jeans, hair and feet are all covered in this green and yellow thick messy gunge and I absolutely love it. I'm sat dripping with gunge completely covered with a big smile and laughing, but now what am I going to do...