So this is from a couple months ago...but I miss WAM ridiculously right now so let's see if I can remember...

We just moved into to our first room we shared together. And it was the master suite. The bathroom was huge, and had a standing shower, so we decided to grace it's presence with a "messy session".

We went to the store and bought an immense amount of supplies. We were planning for something epic....

We get ready in the kitchen and carry our supplies upstairs.

My turn. I take him into the shower and handcuff him and say he's been a bad boy...and then I throw the first pie to his face...(I'm a flinger) The cool whip is staying put on his face while the bottom of the pie is slowly sliding down with the cherry filling dripping down his body. I clear his eyes of cool whip and take 2 more pies and squish them against his chest, covering him in pie filling. I take my hands and smear everything across his body and close to his dick to tease him. I then tell him to turn around and bend over, wham. 2 more pies on his ass as I grab it and press his body close to mine. I rub everything up and down his back as he groaned in pleasure. I take a couple steps back and picked up 2 more pies. Chocolate and Vanilla filled pies then sandwiched his head and i took of the pie tins and let the pies stay for a few moments before rubbing them into his hair. I then take another pie and gently pied above his dick and started rubbing it over it to tease him a bit more. I then tell him to get on his knees, close his eyes and open his mouth...I grab a big bucket of brownie batter and slowly pour it over his head making sure to cover every inch of him possible...completely covered in brownie batter, cool whip, pie filling, gram cracker crust..and more..I then order him to stand up and bend over. I slapped 2 pies against his ass and meshed it in with the brownie batter. Then I grabbed 2 containers of cake mix and threw the mix at him as he was getting up catching him in surprise...he got up and said I was in for it...I looked over to my supplies and saw I only had one pie left....I picked it up and flung it at him, perfect hit....His turn.