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My perfect mess.
By timmons
Posted 12/18/12     1083 views
I want to write this down before I forget it. I'm thinking 5 boxes of chocolate cake batter & 5 boxes of brownie batter. 3 bottles of chocolate syrup the thicker fudge kind, 3 2kg peanut butter containers, lots of pudding, 2 dozen eggs. 10 chocolate cream pies, 10 large icing containers, mini pool. That's all I can think of right now. Oh yah 2 rolls plastic wrap. Start off by wrapping my torso and a part of my legs tightly, it kind of gives the feeling of a latex costume for me anyways. I am starting to enjoy using a butt plug to add to the fetish, nothing big. I would start by covering my entire body slowly with the chocolate icing, I always like starting off a messy session just covered in one substance before sitting down and getting really messy. By this point my heart is usually pounding with the arousal and excitement of the night ahead. The second ingredient that ii would cover myself with would be a bottle of chocolate syrup, poured on my head. I would then take a pie and smash it into my face. My favorite part of getting messy is the face and head coverage. After a few moments of sensual smearing all over my plastic covered body, I would draw attention to my extremely hard cock. My penis would be stuck into a container of peanut butter where I would pump a few time to get some of it to overflow over the sides, then grab hands full and dump it over my head. The amount of substance remaining at this point would quite large and I would be already covered from head to toe. It seems that everytime I have ever gotten messy was never enough but this time. I would fulfill my ultimate fantasy of being unrecognizable. The only thing that has ever stop me from getting extremely was is the fact that once i orgasm my mind is set on gettin the house cleaned right away even if i have some substances left over, its stronger then me almost like second personaility. This time i would convinced myself that i would cover myself with everything. Where was I, next I would lay on my back, take a bowl of premixed cake batter approximately 3 boxes and hold my hands straight over my face to make the batter slowly drop to my face. I like my batter with a little water to keep it thick. The thicker the better. As it continuously pours on my face and body i would spread it all over. Still laying down i would take a pie to the face and lay still for a moment to enjoy the sensation. Next i would sit up and make a peanut butter and chocolate syrup pie. From the empty cream pit tin I would add a container peanut butter and drizzle some chocolate syrup on top. Then I would prepare and place myself on my stomach, position the pie close to my face, and submerge myself face first while shaking my head to try and get deaper. I would come up for air now and then. Omg I and getting super aroused writing this. To be continued........
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