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My First Time
By essexgungeboy
Posted 5/22/11     876 views
Birth of a Gunge Fetish

As I sat at the computer, my mind raced, and my dick grew stiffer, as I browsed the grocery store website. I loved shopping online, especially shopping for my gunge fetish...

It all started when I was younger, I'm still not sure how really, even though I've been doing it for a while. A friend and I were out exploring, and one of our favourite places were the woods near my house, a place that we could be away from others and do our own thing. There was a pond there with an island in the middle, but no bridge, undeterred I said 'I'm going over there', my friend protested that 'without a bridge how could I?' With that I waded out into the mud (without my shoes and socks), and well that was the beginning of it...

The feel of the oozing, squelching pond mud on my feet and legs made my young cock twitch and stir, and I had a hard job hiding it when my scardy cat friend finally decided to come over the island! Anyway, that got me thinking and the next chance I got to be home alone, I decided I was going to try something. So a few days later in the school holidays, I got a day to myself, my Mum out at work, I walked round the corner to the shop and browsed the shelves for what I though my make my cock hard when I poured it on my feet. I bought a jar of honey and a tin of baked beans, and raced home to the bathroom to try out my new to be hobby. It had to be the bathroom, I thought there's nowhere else in the house or garden that I could lock the door, or clean up easily.

So I took of my white socks, (it was summer, so I was wearing shorts and a T anyway) and stood in the bath, my hands shaking a bit and thinking to myself, 'what the hell am I doing?' I looked down at my purchases, happy with my choices but nervous as to the result, then I thought 'Damn!', got out of the bath and ran down the stairs for the tin opener!

Beans opened and lid off the honey, I got back into the bath in my bare feet and stood there, I picked up the jar of honey and holding it at about my waist height I slowly poured and waited until the heavy sticky ribbon of honey hit the top of my feet... as it did, there it was, that fantastic feeling somewhere deep inside that made my dick twitch and dance inside my tight white briefs. I began to pour more honey so that my feet were in a pool of liquid amber gloop, wriggling my toes so that I could feel it all in between them... it felt amazing to my young mind, to be doing something so wierd, yet so nice.

Soon all the honey was gone, and my little boner was making my shorts stick out a bit in the front, which made me laugh when I looked down at it, I was only just a youngster, so still exploring myself and my cock, so getting a stiffy, in the bath, pouring honey on my feet was kind of funny. Then I had a brainwave. If I can get this horned up pouring stuff on my feet, what about pouring stuff on my willy? My eyes swivelled to the egde of the bath and I remembered I'd bought the beans too! OK, well why not? I peeled off my t-shirt, my hairless chest completely flat and featureless, apart from my two nipples sticking out, and pulled down my shorts and pants in one go - straight into a pool of sticky honey! Oh well, think about how to explain that to Mum later...

I laid down in the bath, naked and sporting the hardest boner I'd ever had, the handful of new, black pubes surrounding my proud cock and balls looked like somone had drawn them on mith a pencil (now I have to trim them!) I looked at the beans on the side of the bath and my cock twitched and jumped, so I picked up the can and holding them high above my groin I very slowly poured.
I gasped as the cold juice hit my belly and re-aligned my aim and poured again, this time the juice hit my swollen knob-head and ran down onto my smooth sack. I tipped the can further and a whole torrent of beans gollopped onto my groin, my dick slathered in the beans and sauce. I just felt amazing!! I looked up and realised I tipped the can of beans over me and they'd all gone... a stab of disappointment hit me, what to do now?

My cum shot over my hairless belly and landed up between my erect nipples. The squashed and mashed baked beans stuck to my dick and balls, and down my thighs. My feet and toes played in the honey/bean mess at the end of the bath. I was in heaven. My first gunge wank.

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