Here's my current list of uncompleted forfeits -- I'm definitely WAY behind on this because I keep adding more than I complete, but I PROMISE to complete ALL of them -- eventually:

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IF YOU CATCH ME / NFL PLAYOFF BETS
7/17/2019
https://umd.net/groups/topicid/635622?start=1500#postid_710453

My somewhat unique "Catch Me" dare surprisingly resulted in a whopping 65 minutes of Edging / Post Orgasm Torture with 10 cream pies to the face and crotch. I've done this a few times before, but never for anything remotely close to 65 minutes!! As with past times it will include overly secure leg bondage and a countdown timer that I can't see.

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WOMEN'S WORLD CUP
6/28/2019
https://umd.net/groups/world-cup-2#postid_706114

3 pies, 1 bucket of gunge, head dunk into a bucket of batter.

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IF YOU DON'T REPLY
5/21/2019
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=720#postid_701090

From cuddles while I was away on vacation: "tiedandmessy - 6 hours to reply or its 2 tins rice pudding in your tightest undies"

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FACE DUNK CUM CHALLENGE WINNER
4/3/2019
https://umd.net/groups/face-dunk-cum-challenge-winner#postid_694064

This is my forfeit for having lost the FDCC pole to newandscared.

Here's the result from the WWYD wheel: (If you catch me, page 37)
https://umd.net/groups/if-you-can-catch-me?start=1020#postid_694068

Pie slide x2: Slide head first into a pile of cream
Pie pendulum x3: Plank to exhaustion over a large cream pie
Pie pod and crowning glory x2: 4 pies to face + pink batter over my head
Pie in the Face

& Cum on First pie
& Cum on First Pie
& edge twice ==> get close to cumming 2 times
& no orgasm ==> 10 minutes of edging before the FDCC

7 total catches, means 7 marshmallows to be removed from the bucket of batter while head dunking and edging. Not sure how this will work with marshmallows, but I got extra large ones. You can't just plop them in after the batter bucket is filled because they'll probably float. I guess I just need to force then into the bucket by hand.

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO? UMD EDITION
1/16/2019
https://umd.net/groups/what-would-you-do-umd-edition?start=210#postid_681965

Double Trouble: Pie in the Face plus Pie Pod & Crowning Glory: So it's FIVE pies to the face. Then dump a big bucket of gooey pink cake batter or slime on your head.

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO? UMD EDITION
8/6/2018
https://umd.net/groups/what-would-you-do-umd-edition?start=60#postid_655134

I got another Pie Slide: Get on my stomach and slowly push myself face first into a pile of shaving cream.

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IF YOU DON'T REPLY
8/5/2018
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=150#postid_654915

Lost my own dare, so I need to dunk my head into a bucket filled with Chocolate Cake Batter, Marshmallow Fluff, and Shaving Cream, all mixed together into a nice gooey consistency.

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO? UMD EDITION
8/3/2018
https://umd.net/groups/what-would-you-do-umd-edition?start=60#postid_654516

Pie in the face

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PERSON ABOVE GAME
8/1/2018
https://umd.net/groups/i/person-above-game?start=30#postid_654097

Tiedandmessy: I spun a gunge and wash, Jam and jelly, 3min cold shower

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PERSON ABOVE GAME
7/31/2018
https://umd.net/groups/i/person-above-game?start=0#postid_653829

I must get messy with Chocolate, and stay messy for 30 minutes.

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO? UMD EDITION
7/28/2018
https://umd.net/groups/what-would-you-do-umd-edition?start=30#postid_653339

Pie Pod & Crowning Glory: Take four pies to the face. Then dump a big bucket of gooey pink cake batter or slime on your head.

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SPIN FOR A PIE
7/21/2018
https://umd.net/groups/i/spin-for-a-pie-2?start=900#postid_652024
1 pie to the face

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WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKE
7/7/2018
https://umd.net/forums/world-cup-sweepstake?start=90#postid_649599

My team got knocked out in the quarter finals, with 2 yellow cards, 2 goals surrendered, and they lost by 2 goals. So my final forfeit is:

2 cartons of custard down the pants.
2 cream pies to the face.
2 buckets of gunge over head.

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WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKE
7/3/2018
https://umd.net/forums/world-cup-sweepstake?start=90#postid_649599

My team won in the round of 16 surrendering no goals, but they had 1 yellow card. So my minimal forfeit is:

1 cream pie to the face.

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WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKE
6/24/2018
https://umd.net/forums/world-cup-sweepstake?start=0#postid_645241
My team lost a game in group play. My forfeit from iwannabgunged was:

"I'm gonna go for one box of cake batter and a carton of custard.
Just go for it over yourself in as little as you are willing to show!"

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NEW YEARS RESOLUTION ACCOUNTABILITY
6/20/2018

https://umd.net/groups/new-years-resolution-accountability#postid_646738

My weight on June 20 was 175, rather far from my goal of 165, so I need to complete all of these messy forfeits:

166: Cool Whip and Sour Cream, head dunk
167: Chocolate Pudding, pie to face
168: Cake batter, pour over head
169: Fudge Brownie mix, head dunk
170: Three tubes of Toothpaste, pie to face
171: One dozen eggs mixed with flour, pour over head
172: One gallon of mayonnaise, pour over head
173: Marshmallow Fluff, pie to face
174: One gallon of Custard, pour over head
175: Three cans of gel shave cream, pie to face plus a pie sandwich

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MESSY PREMIER LEAGUE
5/13/2018
https://umd.net/groups/messy-premier-league?start=30#postid_641139

My team ended the season dead last, so as the final forfeit I am required to get messy with all of the items chosen by the 20 participants:

1 Custard
2 Tin of Spaghetti Hoops
3 Bucket of Oatmeal
4 Bucket of Gravy
5 Custard
6 Mushy Peas
7 Can of Squirty Cream
8 Pie Sandwich
9 Tub of Ice Cream
10 Cake/Trifle
11 Ketchup
12 Custard
13 Pie Sandwich
14 Rice Pudding
15 Baked Beans
16 Chocolate Sauce
17 Salsa
18 Baked Beans
19 Bucket of Foam/Water
20 Can of Shaving Cream

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YUCKY BUCKET PACT
2/20/2017
https://umd.net/forums/yucky-bucket-pact#postid_577769

This was from over two years ago, but I must come "clean" and admit that I haven't done it yet. The 12 participants each chose a 1-liter substance which would all be mixed together into a "yucky bucket" for each participant to be gunged with:

1 - 2 cans mushy peas
2 - 1 liter cake batter
3 - 2 cans baked beans
4 - cottage cheese
5 - Custard
6 - melted ice cream
7 - Cream corn
8 - 1 liter thick gloopy gravy
9 - 24 eggs
10 - 1 liter ketchup
11 - 2 cans mac and cheese
12 - 2 bottles/cans of pasta sauce
12 - 2 bottles/cans of pasta sauce