I've been thinking a lot recently about what makes the 'perfect' wam scene for me. I have so many ideas for customs, different substances or ways of applying those substances, things that absolutely have to be included. We all know that there is no one single wam scene that is absolutely perfect for everyone. Either the slime needs to be runnier, or chunkier, or a different shade of green, the model has to have different coloured hair, or be wearing certain clothes/less clothes, or there needs to be a scenario or script or the mess has to include certain body parts which have remained untouched, etc etc. And i have so many little 'specifics' i like that putting everything together & creating a Perfect Storm, where every single moment of the custom or session is ABSOLUTELY perfect, has proved to be a harder task than i imagined.

1. SUBSTANCE:

Working on the assumption that i want messy rather than underwater (matters are further complicated for me by the fact i like underwater, wet hair, nose-bubbling and the like so even to narrow down if i want wet or messy is a task in itself!) You can rarely go wrong with straightforward gunge - except if, like me, you prefer nice sloppy food instead. Custard, chocolate & honey are classics i guess, & i do love seeing all of them. But i also have a hankering for gravy or rice pudding or baked beans. Will rice pudding be sloppy enough? Beans is good for the sauce, but i prefer 'smooth' coverage as opposed to 'lumpy' or chunky' so would baked beans be a disappointment? I think, because it can be made to just the right consistency and it's seemingly less used, gravy would be my substance of choice.

2. THE GUNGEE:

I have a preference for dark-haired girls, but that doesn't mean i don't like seeing blonde girls get messy! In fact, i tend to think that blonde hair is better for mess as a lot of messy foods tend to be darker, giving the contrast with the hair. So surely gravy wouldn't give as good a contrast if used on a girl with darker hair?.... I like the natural 'girl next door' look, cute & adorable, but i also like the idea of a girl gunged whilst glammed up to the nines. The girl HAS to have, what is in my opinion, a cute & sexy nose. And it's much nicer to see a girl who is very comfortable & enjoying the whole thing, getting into the spirit of it and having loads of fun with it, rather than apparently doing it on sufferance.

3. CLOTHES:

I rarely have a preference for particular clothes, i'm happy for the girl to just wear casual, comfortable stuff much of the time. However, every now and then i think i'd like to see something in particular, be it a nurses' uniform, a LBD or a football shirt. Would this make the custom/session more perfect for me? Would that take away from the natural, casual feel of the shoot, which is a big part of it for me? Should the clothes be fillled, or just covered? Should they stay on all the way through, or be discarded, item by item?

4. THE SCENARIO

The best scenario for me is usually no scenario! I don't want a model who's not an actress trying to 'act', or someone faking reactions because that's what she thinks is called for. Just someone who just enjoys getting messy because it's fun doesn't need a set-up as far as i'm concerned.

5. APPLICATION:

The trickiest part of the whole process. How do i want the girl to get messy? I love head-dunkings or submersions & that's always something uppermost in my mind, do i ask for that first? But i also like to see the face when the first mess is applied, and a good view of the hair when it first gets messy from dry. If pouring from a bucket or jug from above, all of the mess has to hit the girl, not splatter out or 'dome' over the head (one reason i'm not a great fan of gunge tanks). The face has to be covered as well, but stuff poured directly into the face first or running down the face as it hits the head? I like messing someone laying down for the direct face coverage but to start they have to be standing or kneeling. Should it be a slow pour, to savour the mess enveloping the head & covering the hair? Should the girl play with her hair whilst it's getting covered? There does have to be some 'smoothing back' of the hair at some point, and preferably so it goes behind the ears - i always find that sexy. Do i want the girl to wipe her face straight away so i can see her reaction, or leave her face messy for a few seconds? Do i want her to look up into the mess as it's poured and risk not seeing all of the hair get covered? So many options....

Throw in other things like pies or no pies, bondage (i love the idea of a girl being gunged and not being able to 'escape' or do anything about it), talking or no talking & reaction, and narrowing all that down & putting it all together to produce the perfect scene becomes a challenge! This is probably as near as i've got to rising to that challenge:-

An attractive 'girl-next-door' model with dark hair and a cute nose, not over-dressed but smart & casual; a bucket of gravy over her head first, with the gravy not too runny but not too thick (think of the consistency of paint maybe); she slowly tilts her head back as the gravy is being poured so that it covers her face after hitting the head, then lowers it again to make sure the hair is completely covered; a slow pour so that the girl can do that, and then still have time to play with & smooth her hair back whilst the gravy is being poured; maybe some natural chat/reaction as to how the gravy feels whilst it covers her; hopefully the gravy running into and over the clothes as well; a pause for a few seconds before wiping her face, and then more reaction about how she feels. Then, head-dunking in a large bucket of rice pudding, to contrast the dark hair & gravy, then a bucket of light-coloured gunge, a bucket of chocolate, a bucket of baked beans and finishing off with a bucket of water, going as deep as possible & staying under as long as possible, doing each bucket a few times, some with her hair forwards and off her neck, some with the hair just down normally (not that it will look 'normal' by that point if the initial pour has been decent!) Maybe some bubbling in the gunge and the water. If an 'upside-down' head-dunk is possible, that would be even more exciting than a straightforward one....Maybe some clothes-shedding at this point, down to bra & knickers. And finally, ask her to lay down before pouring gravy, honey, chocolate and gunge into her face, with plenty of nose-filling and complete facial coverage with the various substances running down her face and covering her hair as well. And maybe saving a little to pour over the boobs to end.

Everyone has their preferences, and probably no-one else would like a scene EXACTLY done like that, for whatever reason, except me. That's the great thing about wam - we all love so many different specifics, there are such a variety of niches & 'kinks' & differing aspects to it. Lots of us like the same general wam things, be it pies, mud, submersion, bondage, clothes-filling etc, but just from being on here for a few months i've been amazed at how many people i've chatted to who all like different specifics or have mentioned ways of doing things i'd never even thought of. But as they say, it'd be a dull old world if we all liked the same thing wouldn't it?!!