My camera is on lay-away, but I should be getting it out in a couple of weeks or so. I need to shoot a messy profile photo that shows it is me, but blocks most of my face. I was thinking maybe sticky syrup sticking my hair to my face, with just one eye and my lips visible. My lips covered in sticky syrup is something you won't want to miss!

But for the actual first photo-shoot, I plan to wear something thin and clingy, a light colored top and maybe a white or pale mini skirt. The more simple I keep it, the sooner I can make it happen.
I'm torn between pies, starting with my face to cover most of it up, then one for each boob. One down the front of my skirt, and perhaps one to sit on. These will be large and messy pies, not the small ones.

The other idea is to use a huge jug of syrup. This may allow me to do the profile picture during the same photo shoot. I'd be wearing much the same, only I'd start pouring a huge jug of syrup over my head, then into my top, coating my boobs, then down my stomach and into the top of my skirt. I'd stand and let it all run down my legs too, soaking my feet. I may start with heels, and then remove them.

Either way, my clothing ought to go transparent, especially if it's the syrup, but even still, I will want to slowly peel out of my clothes, sliding them down my body, leaving me in a thong and a smile.

What do you all think of this? Pies or syrup? I'll be shooting in a few weeks.