This is my first blog but after my first real gunge session I thought it would be a good place to start. I have self wammed before and it was great fun but I finally decided to go for it and book a session. I always wanted to be gunged in a gunge tank for years so I chose candy custard for the session. She was brilliant. Firstly the tank was brimmed full of gunge, 3 big buckets full of orange peachy coloured gunge. I never have touched real gunge before so I had to dip my finger in it. It felt awesome. The tank looks awesome you really can't appreciate the amount of work that went into the building of such a great contraption. With the tank brimmed I was asked to take a seat. I stepped on and sat on the seat. The very seat that many great wam models have sat and been gunged and now I am sat on that very seat. It isn't till now that i an writing this that i realise what your sat in. An awesome gunge tank. You really get caught in the moment during the session. First thing I do is look up straight above at the black container above my head. I am a tall person so I am not that far from the valve. I thought to myself that's a lot of gunge above me. I am only wear shorts and t shirt so nothing spectacular. I am calm relaxed just in the moment. Candy custard was brilliant at settling any nerves. You just get in the moment and have fun. We play a gunge quiz and I am the first to admit I am poor at quizzes but bring it on I'm here to get gunged. I failed badly in round one. I deserve a gunging for that. I sat there calmly. I thought my heart might beat faster when I have self wammed but no. Candy walks over to the tank and takes hold of the chain. This is it. I have dreamed of this moment for years and now it is happening. She got me to play the trigger game so I had no idea when the gunge would be released. I spoke for what felt Like An Age. I knew what my fate was. Then splat. It felt like slow motion something warm and sticky oozed down the back of my head. Then it went dark as it domed over my head. It felt warm heavy inviting. I felt as if I went into a state of trance I could feel the gunge engulf me covering my back and body but it just felt surreal. It was over in seconds and somehow I was covered from head to toes. The gunge was welding my eyes together and gunge dripped of every part of my body. I dunno how I got covered so well when it felt like not a lot of gunge covered me. It felt awesome it just felt so right over your skin. Nice warm gooey just really pleasant. Again I have self wammed but I have never been able just to sit there gunge dripping off you and appreciate it. It was just funny candy looking back at me laughing. I thought the tank was empty but it had barely been emptied. It got me thinking what it must of been like getting gunged in a gunge tank on nhp. The way the victim got completely engulfed by gallons of gunge with such force. Like i said i am quite tall so the gunge didn't have far to fall before it hit me but it is heavy on you on impact. One thing i wanted to experience was looking up and taking a faceful like many of the models do. And i got to admit first gunging i lifted my head a little to do so but i thought that my face didn't get covered that well, but it did. You just couldn't tell that gunge was clinging to your face. I got gunged again two more times in the tank. I could have sat in there being gunged over and over for hours. But soon the tank was empty gunge covering every part of my body. My shorts and t shirt clung to me. It was a great experience but there was more to come. I stepped out the tank and into a paddling pool and we played a dice game. It decided where we pied each other. Wamming with someone else is 10 times better than on your own. It adds to the experience and fun. Part of the thrill of being gunged is that someone is doing it to you. I was totally covered but by now it just felt natural to stand there with gunge all over your body. By then you forgot you were even covered. We ended up pieing each other with shaving foam pies. I have done pieing before put someone pieing you is a lot more fun. Just seeing the smile on her face just as the pie hits you in the face turning your world dark. The shaving foam got everywhere covering my already covered clothes. Foam was in my ears mouth everywhere you could think. Then we played the dice game but it decided who got gunged. Odd got you gunged even you survived. To be fair if you played this game normally and you aren't a wammer you are hoping for even but being a wammer you hoped for odd. To be fair I got odd quite a bit. Not that disappointed me. The excitement of seeing the dice land on an odd number sent a warm gooey feeling through my body. I sat there in a pool of foamy mess as the bucket was poured over me engulfing me. The warm thrill was so good as it covered me washing the shaving foam away. Also playing this game I got to gunge someone for the first time. It felt fun raising a bucket of gunge up above someone's head. It felt great distributing a gunging. Nearly as good as getting gunged but not quite. After all the buckets were empty we filled up one last bucket with what was in the pool. It felt great so be sat in the pool of mess. It felt nice warm gooey mess which felt great over my skin. With The final bucket full I was told to role it whoever got an odd got the whole bucket. By now we were both covered head to toe. I roles the dice and I got an odd. Yes that's what I wanted. The bucket was raised above my head and I had to look up and take it in the face there is no other way for a finally. The bucket poured over me. The warm embracing feel covering me for what felt like an eternity but it was brilliant. I could have done this again and again. I was sat in this pool of gunge it just felt normal. I guess it is the closest the being in the gyob gunk dunk. It makes you wonder what it must of been like being thrown into that pool of gunge and being totally submerged. I reckon pretty great. I was aloud to sit in the pool of gunge and take it all in. After a while to gunge did start to feel cold. It was amazing how quickly it loses its warmth. And I felt the colder the gunge the more it clings to you. It doesn't pour off you as much. I soon learned this whilst showering. It is a pain to get off you but that is all part of the fun.

Overall after my first proper session my view on wam has changed a little I finally feel like I have ticked the box. I sometimes used to feel envious at times at seeing people getting gunged and it not being you. Finally I have and it feels awesome like a wait off my shoulders. Secondly I have a much greater respect for people involved in wam. Not that I didn't already but you really learn how much effort it is to put on a session or film wam videos for us to enjoy. There are wammers out there who give there time money and effort for us and they should be given a lot of respect. Seriously i recommend doing a wam session it is so fun and I believe that you regret the things you didn't do in life over the things you do do.

If you have read all this fair play to you I do tend to waffle.