I havent been messy in a while and so decided to take the chance over Christmas to indulge in a little fun. I started yesterday by going to the shops and buying my items two tins of spaghetti, to tins of beans, some mushy peas, rice pudding and custard powder. I considered mayo but decided I had enough for now. I felt really self-conscious in the shop, like people would know what I was up to, and this was quite exciting for me. When home, I hid these away from prying eyes ready for the next day.

Last night, I decided I would shave down below, as I wanted all the mess to run everywhere down there. Doing this was really exciting and felt really nice to do. It feels smooth now, and was definitely a good decision wam wise!

This morning I woke up eager to get going. I prepared the bathroom with some bags, made the custard up (too runny, will use readymade next time) and opened all the tins. I really wanted to get messy but I had to wait for the custard to cool. I poured a lot of it away as I didnt want anything watery, but there was a little to use at the bottom that was thicker. When this was cooler, I slipped into some tight black boxers and got into the bath. My heart was racing in anticipation, and I felt a little nervous, so I watched some porn to relax.

When I felt ready, I took some beans. Beans are my favourite thing to wam with. They are gross and lumpy, but this really turns me on. They landed on my chest with a splatter, and slowly made their way to my boxers. I held open the waistband and let the beans work their way down to my aroused shaved cock. It felt great as they slid around my balls and began to pool where I sat.
My next item was rice pudding. I havent used this an awful lot, but will certainly begin to use it more. It felt amazing as it slipped out onto my chest, running down over the beans into my boxers. It was sticky and gooey and again ran all around my dick. I quickly decided I wanted my cock messy, and so dumped some spaghetti straight onto it and closed my boxers. The mess was colder than I thought, but I enjoyed this, and was really getting into it. I pulled my boxers up and let the mess squidge all over me.

A fantasy of mine is to have a mistress dictate what to do, so as I became more aroused, I began imagining this scenario. I imagined here there, teasing me by flashing her pussy and making me get messy for her. Next up was the mushy peas. I rubbed these onto my chest, before allowing some to go into my boxers, imagining my mistresses pleasure at seeing me all pathetic and messy. I tipped what little custard I had into my boxers and began to wallow in the mess, rubbing my cock through my messy saturated boxers.

I was getting really hard now, and so took my cock in my hand. Without the lumps it felt so slippery and nice, but then when I kept slopping more food onwow!! I slowly masturbated myself, imagining I was pleasing my mistress by wanking my shaved messy cock for her as she teased me. I then took the other can of spaghetti and carefully placed my cock into it. Ive not done this before, but fucking the spaghetti made me so hard. I imagined my mistress taking the tin and wanking me with it, humiliating me like the messy sub I am. I let the spaghetti fall out, and then scooped all the mess over my hard dick as the pleasure mounted.

I slowly began to rub my messy dick lightly, so my hand could slip easily over it. This felt incredible, and I kept using all the mess in the bath to wank with the lumps and slop. My dick was really hard and I was almost in ecstasy. I imagined my mistress leaning over me saying you may cum, sub, but youre to pour the last tin of beans over your cock as you do! Faster I stroked, more mess in my hands, fighting the urge to cum. I switched from fast to slow slower felt amazing all the gloop and slimy gross mucky food sliding over my hard shaved penisI couldnt take anymoreI felt myself beginning to throb. I quickly took the beans and dumped the cold smelly lumpy mess over my dick as I came. The mess mixed with my cum, engulfing my throbbing cock as it tried to spray outit was amazing! I groaned and gasped as I shot my load orgasaming like a naughty sub for mistress. I pushed all the food and cum into my boxers, my dick still loving the messy sensations, mmmmmmm what a session! I wallowed for a little before beginning the awful clean up, and showering myself.

I had considered in the session pouring some items over my head, as I tend to always focus on filling my pants. I didnt, but this is something I want to try in the future, perhaps using custard first! Next time I may use one item in large amounts, like custard, and sit naked massaging it all over. I also cant wait to use rice pudding more!