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lets get creamy sample episode
By novagunger
Posted 1/2/23     749 views
MSE has joined this room
Vii has joined this room
Vii: Could be wrong time or wrong day
Vii: looks like there was fun yesterday
Nova Gunger has joined this room
Nova Gunger: Sorry guys I had something eariler that ran over
Vii: hi nova
MSE: hi
MSE: reading up Mati got you good yesterday
Nova Gunger: She did she should be here tonight so we give her a little while longer before starting if that ok with you guys
MSE: We start late...so when we do...think we have to rush thriugh a bit
Vii: Yeah
Mati has joined this room
Mati: Hi all
Nova Gunger: Speak of the devil
Mati: hehe
Mati: Only gals...hmm
Nova Gunger: looks that way
Nova Gunger: Lets get rolling with intro and get started
Mati: MSE/Vi...dare you doe this as a swimwear game
Mati: Am....Mati,,,curvy ebony,,natural hair,,,sexy pink bikini
Vii: Am in for that....Vi,,,,less curvy ebony....modest one piece swimsuit
Vii: Natural hair
MSE: This is crazy but what the hell
MSE: Am MSE,,curvy....risking natural hear as well.....leopard swim bikini...very tite#
MSE: This giving Nova helliva yargets
Nova Gunger: Ok 5 questions for round one each worth 1 point. All multiple choice no penalty for not answering
Vii: oh my one piece is white
Nova Gunger: Helen More wrote a Poem about the midnight ride of who?
Nova Gunger: Paul Revere
William Dawes
Joseph Warren
Sybil Ludington
Vii: Paul revere?
Nova Gunger: drops a pie onto Vi's head and rubs it in
Vii: my hair.....aaaggh
Vii: not already
Nova Gunger: According to Rudyard Kippling females are the what of the species?
Nova Gunger: deadlier
finest
prettiest
loveliest
Mati: deadloer
Nova Gunger: correct
Mati: yeehah
Nova Gunger: Who wrote the last of the light brigade poem?
Nova Gunger: Henry Longfellow
Alfred Tennyson
Rudyard Kipling
Robert Frost
Mati: kipling again?
Vii: yennyson
Nova Gunger: Picks up a pie
Nova Gunger: slams it into Vi's face and rubs it in good
Vii: what...aagghhh
Nova Gunger: points for Mati again you girls might be in trouble
Vii: was sure that rite
Nova Gunger: You would have been if I said the charge of the light brigade
Vii: oh shit
Nova Gunger: The line always roaming with a heavy heart comes from what poem?
Nova Gunger: Pioneers
Explorers
Ulysses
The immigrant
MSE: ulysses
Vii: immigrant
Nova Gunger: walks over and picks up a pie
Mati: not answering i think mse rite
Nova Gunger: rubs it into the back of Vi's head
Vii: aaghhh,,,,,not again!
Nova Gunger: Who wrote If tomorrow starts without me?
MSE: Love....i think unless you know...not guess
Nova Gunger: Henry Longfellow
Robert Frost
David Romano
Walt Wittman
Mati: Romano?
Nova Gunger: correct
MSE: shit...that gal on fire
MSE: How many questions a round?
Nova Gunger: so with 4 points Mati wins round 1 and MSE stays clean so far with 1
Mati: yeehah
Nova Gunger: Vi not your night so far
Vii: for sure
Nova Gunger: Mati your choice does MSE stay clean or not?
Mati: No way....
Nova Gunger: where is she going
Mati: lets be quock & messy.....pie in the sky
Mati: sexy bikini needs it
Nova Gunger: MSE is lead over and stood under 3 bowls filled with pie filling
MSE: whew
MSE: i not like
Nova Gunger: Mati would you please pull the first leaver
Mati: of course
MSE: hope it not gross
Nova Gunger: Key lime pie filling falls down into the second bowl and mixes with it's contents
Nova Gunger: pull the second one please
Mati: mmm....poor hair dear
Mati: pulls
Nova Gunger: the key lime and strawberry rubar filling fall into the third bowl and mix
Mati: sticky....
Nova Gunger: No bowls left so we know what happens when Mati pulls this last one
Mati: let me pull this nice little lever
MSE: glances up
Nova Gunger: Down comes Pumpkin pie filling, key lime filling and strawberry rubar filling on MSE
MSE: shuut,,,,,shit....agghhhh
Mati: late hallowe'en....hehehe
Nova Gunger: bet that was fun
MSE: nope....
Mati: hands nova a bucket
Nova Gunger: thank you
Nova Gunger: trows a bucket of ice water over MSE to clean her off for round two
MSE: brrrrr
Vii: love i can def see your nipps,,,lol
Mati: be careful...Vi.....white very see through
Nova Gunger: In round two you will get another set of 5 questions but this time there will be punishments for not answering. First person to answer get the points but if you repeat the answer no punishment if it's right.
Nova Gunger: Everyone understand?
Vii: yeah
Mati: mmhm
Nova Gunger: I would suggest no one repeat Vi's answers
Vii: lol
Nova Gunger: What does the S initial in Harry S Truman stand for?
Nova Gunger: Shipp
Solomon
Samual
Nothing
MSE: Shipp
Mati: Solomon
Vii: samuel
Nova Gunger: Picks up two pies
Nova Gunger: Sandwiches Mati's head with them
Mati: couldnt stay clean forever
Mati: spluutter
Nova Gunger: picks up two more pies and sandwiches MSE's head with them
MSE: heeeyyy,,,,,
Nova Gunger: Picks up two more pies and gives Vi a pie sandwich to
Vii: noooo
Nova Gunger: That was fun
Vii: well everyone guessing now
Nova Gunger: How many Men have held the position of President of the United States?
Nova Gunger: 45
46
44
47
Mati: 44
MSE: 44
Vii: 45?
Nova Gunger: picks up two pies
Nova Gunger: hits Vi in the face and back of the head with them
Vii: I have to guess....if i dont i still get messy
Mati: Guess better/...lol
Nova Gunger: To be fair it was a trick question as Trump is the 45th President but only the 44th man to hold the office
Vii: damm
Nova Gunger: Who was the first President to be interviewed by a female reporter?
Nova Gunger: John Adams
John Kennedy
Ronald Reagan
Franklin Roosevelt
MSE: kennedy
Mati: Adams????
Vii: rooswvelt
Vii: def all guesses i think
Nova Gunger: Picks up two pies and gets MSE in the front and back of the head
MSE: but he liked the ladies...lol
MSE: think my hair catching yours Vi
Nova Gunger: picks up two more pies one of you is right the other is getting pied
Bri has joined this room
Bri: Ah, good. I'm not too late to watch the fireworks
Vii: please let me be rite
Nova Gunger: rubs them into Vi's chest
Vii: oowwww......
Vii: bet you loved that
Mati: hi bri
Bri: Hello
Nova Gunger: What President was almost the victim of friendly fire?
Nova Gunger: Lincon
FDR
Teddy Roosevelt
Kennedy
MSE: Rooswvelt
Mati: i agree roosevelt
Vii: what i got to lose.....FDR
Nova Gunger: Bri can you come help me for a second
Vii: Cant be kennedy
Nova Gunger: You sure on that?22:04
MSE: oh shit////at least 2 wrong
Bri: Gladly. What would you like me to do?
Nova Gunger: Hands Bri two pies and then picks up two myself
Nova Gunger: Do you want MSE or Mati
Mati: oops
Bri: Coin flip says MSE
Mati: be nice Nova
MSE: braces
Nova Gunger: OK I slam mine into the front and back of Mati's head
Mati: splutters for second time
Nova Gunger: Any time you are ready Bri let her have it
Bri: *Bri takes one pie and delivers it to MSE's face, before hitting her in the ass with the other one*
MSE: owww....
Nova Gunger: nice touch
Nova Gunger: walks over to the pie table and picks up two pies
Vii: pied leopard i think love
Vii: oh shit...where now
Nova Gunger: just kidding put them down you are finally on the board
Vii: wahaay...
Vii: still last i guess
Nova Gunger: Nope you are tied with MSE right now
Vii: oh
MSE: what?
Mati: just smiles
Nova Gunger: You had one point and now Vi has one point
Nova Gunger: How many Presidents have been generals?
Nova Gunger: 12
6
8
9
Mati: 12
MSE: 9
Vii: thinks....12
Vii: was question who to back...
Nova Gunger: Well I am glad I will not need a tie breaker question
Nova Gunger: Bri come on down again
Vii: hey i must be rite
Vii: or not!!!
Bri: I don't know. If Nova needs my help, there's probably two people getting penalized
Nova Gunger: hands Bri two pies and picks up two
Bri: I think I'll go with Mati this time
MSE: *hopes*
Nova Gunger: Now Bri please let MSE HAVE IT!!!
MSE: what!!
Bri: Oh ho, the double bluff!
MSE: 4 pies!!!
Bri: *Bri takes the first pie and grinds it down on top of MSE's head*
Nova Gunger: nope places mine back on the table
Bri: *Afterwards, she plants the second one right in MSE's face*
MSE: grrmmpphh
Mati: mmm....so MSE is victim in round 3.....animal cruelty on leopard maybe
Mati: but that mean i better send Vii to mess chamber
Nova Gunger: Mati and Vi tie for round two
Nova Gunger: Mati call the coin flip please
Mati: heads
Nova Gunger: It is heads What is MSE getting this time?
Mati: 'oh,,,,pie slide...face down
Nova Gunger: please walk this way MSE
MSE: hmmm
Nova Gunger: she lead over to a giant playground slide that ends in a giant cream covered pie. up she goes
MSE: not feet first?
Nova Gunger: nope get on your stomach and go face first
MSE: lies down
Nova Gunger: Mati give her a push please
Nova Gunger: never mind I will
Mati: pushes hard
Nova Gunger: down she goes till she plunges into the pie and disappears under the cream and into a player of cold custard filling
Mati: Think that needs 2 ice cold buckets
MSE: reappears....crawls to edge & rolls out
Nova Gunger: I throw one on her and we laugh as it washes off some filling and we realize that when she went into the pie her bikni top came undone and fell off somewhere in the pie
MSE: :-O
Bri: *blushes*
Nova Gunger: oh well on to round three
Vii: dont worry love we were seeing your nipps anyway from last dousing
Vii: first time round 3,,,,,,i think
Nova Gunger: Each player will get three questions worth two points each
Nova Gunger: Get them right and you are free to mess MSE how ever you want get them wrong and your oppent gets to mess you
Vii: whats score just now?
Nova Gunger: Score is Vi 2 Mati 6. Mati as leader it's your choice to go first or second?
Mati: i think second
Nova Gunger: still multiple choice a seconds to answer
Nova Gunger: What was used for blood in the movie "Psycho"?
Nova Gunger: What was used for blood in the movie "Psycho"?
ketchup
Corn syrup and food coloring
Chocolate Syrup
Real Blood
Vii: corn syrup...etc
Nova Gunger: Mati you get to start off with some fun
Mati: gentle a quick......
Mati: picks 2 buckets of water adds ice cubes
Mati: I said white go see through
Mati: creacks 24 eggs into another bucket
Mati: throws first bucket and boobs.....second bucket at pussy
Mati: nice .....and yes camel toe
Vii: aaaghh,,,,blushes
Nova Gunger: wolf wistle
Mati: pulls front of costume open.....and starts to pour eggs over head
Mati: they fall one by one inside......
Mati: adds ice from bucket one
Mati: pulls back open...adds ice frm bucket 2
Mati: done
Vii: thats slimey...and freezing,...
Mati: we can see its cold,...lol
Nova Gunger: In the Movie "Christine", what kind of car was she?
Ford Fairlane
Dodge Dart
Plymouth Fury
Chevy Impala
Mati: plymouth
Nova Gunger: correct MSE turn
Mati: finds the bucket of choocy syrup.....
Mati: panty please....then kneel down MSE
Vii: whay...strips...blushes
Vii: oh not me...whew
MSE: wish it was love....gtrrrr
Nova Gunger: No the other lover
Mati: takes panty drops in bucket.....takes two bananas drop in bucket
Mati: headover bucket....pulls a banana out...and pushes hard into pussy
Mati: now with your teeth only...you get to wear what you pull out
Vii: omg
Mati: take longer than 20 secs i decide]
MSE: puts head straight in...
MSE: whew...grabs panty string with teeth
Mati: damm....
Nova Gunger: How many times has the movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre been made?
3
4
2
1
Mati: ties panty on...and gives wedgie.....trapping banana tite in pussy
Vii: 3
Nova Gunger: How nice are you going to be to MSE?
Vii: fairly
Vii: replaces....banana with vibe for pleasure......
Nova Gunger: OH
Vii: pours corn syrup over head and tits
Vii: hides blushes,.....enjoy love
MSE: oohh...mmmm....oohhhhh.....k=ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Vii: least wort choice...lol
Vii: worst
Nova Gunger: Who was the first to play Dr. Frankenstein's Monster in the movies, in 1931?
Boris Karloff
Bela Lugosi
Charles Ogle
Charlie Chaplin
Mati: karloff?
Nova Gunger: correct again
MSE: shakes,,,moans
Mati: takes vibe out of MSE pussy
Mati: pushes deep into ass
Mati: fillspanty with mollasses.....to stick in place
Mati: then shampoos rest into hair.....
Mati: and pies tits with treacl;e pies
MSE: aagghhh
MSE: jeesus not my hair again
Nova Gunger: What Horror movie makes you believe that everyone has died, when they have not?
Friday the 13th
Nightmare on Elm Street
Carrie
April Fool's Day
Vii: Friday 13th
Nova Gunger: Going to take one to spare MSE good call.
Nova Gunger: Mati gets to have more fun
Mati: this one piece so tempting.....
Nova Gunger: bet you could fill it with all kinds of stuff
Mati: puts vibe from MSE into Vi pussy...turns on high
Mati: shampoosVi hair with mollasses
Mati: then starts yo fill and fill and fill costume with mollasses
Vii: moans helplessy....
Vii: moans more & louder
Mati: that will stick good
Nova Gunger: In the movie "Carrie", how does Carrie kill her mother?
Burns her
Hangs her
Knifes her
Shoots her
Mati: burns her?
Mati: oh shit
Nova Gunger: payback time
Vii: wobbles across in mid orgasm.....
Vii: strips Mati bra and fills with mollasses
Vii: shampoos her hair as well
Vii: pulls down panty.....dips into mollasses
Vii: rams bananas into pussy & ass
Mati: aggh
Vii: twists
Mati: oohhhhhh
Vii: puts panty back on and gives mati wedgie
Vii: That is much better
Mati: ooohhhhhh
Mati: damm.....ooowwww
Nova Gunger: alright with a score of 10 to 4 Mati wins
Mati: i need make call for 10 mins
Mati: can you & bri trash them
Nova Gunger: sure can
Nova Gunger: Bri would you care to pick where these losers go?
Bri: Oh man, what was used in the first round?
Nova Gunger: pie in the sky
Bri: Ok. How about the Pie Roulette for MSE, and the Gunk Dunk for Vii?
Vii: i dont like heights
Nova Gunger: Alright but first a niice high pressure freezing cold hose down for both to clean them up some
MSE: shit
Nova Gunger: getting every spot on them
Bri: *Bri takes a hose, and turns it on the two losers, soaking them and blowing their hair out of place*
Vii: heeyy
MSE: bbrrrrr
Nova Gunger: Mse is led over to the pie table and forced to sit down with her head on the block facing a curry, dog food, relish, and tuna pie
Nova Gunger: The dice is rolled landing on 5
Nova Gunger: Bri would you care to slowly turn the crank 5 times?
Bri: Of course...
Bri: 1
Bri: 2
Bri: 3
Nova Gunger: WAM right in the face covering her
Nova Gunger: I thought I saw a flinch did you see one VI
Vii: nope
Nova Gunger: Hmm guess I might have been wrong but what the heck pull the cord anyhow Bri
Bri: Sure. There was probably some collusion going on anyway... *pulls*
Nova Gunger: cherry pie filling pours all over MSE head
MSE: yuugghh
Nova Gunger: Your turn Vi
Mati: (Sorry guys got small family issue.....got to skip on bonus round...which might be good news for you Nova,,,,,,)
Mati: (see you next time)
Mati has left this room
Nova Gunger: I walk her over to the chair by the pool of brown gunge
Vii: me.....
Vii: can we not err skip me
Nova Gunger: and sit her down
Vii: have i not had enough tonite??
Vii: hmm...guess not
Nova Gunger: Oh no your fun is just beginning
Nova Gunger: What do we do now?
Bri: Ramp her up?
Nova Gunger: the chair painfully slowly rises up and up
Nova Gunger: till it gets up to the top 15 feet above the gunge
Nova Gunger: nice view up there Vi?
MSE: Vi,,,I think this is us suffer nite
Vii: nope....come and join me
Nova Gunger: You don't seem happy up there do you want down?
Vii: err
Vii: maybe not
Nova Gunger: "accidentally" leans on the lever and the chair starts to roll down the ramp. oops my bad
Bri: And here I was about to hold my hands over it tantalizingly. I suppose whatever works, though
Nova Gunger: it piks up speed going faster and faster
Nova Gunger: till it hits the bottom and catapults vi into the slop
Vii: nooooo
Nova Gunger: yep you go in and completely under 100 percent coverage
Nova Gunger: Ok well I guess that is a wrap fo tonight. Bri you up for hosting next week?
Bri: Sure, I can probably make that happen. I've got some new ideas for themes II'll post tomorrow
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MSE has joined this room
MSE: that was nice but horrible...
MSE: mati was wicked
Nova Gunger: you got clobbered this week
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Vii: that was lovely but horrible
MSE: totally hammered
MSE: but i think mati beat you sat night
MSE: she on a roll
Nova Gunger: Don't worry I am sure I get mine next week
MSE: hope so
MSE: g nite
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