My beautiful wife calls me towards the end of a long day of work and tells me to hurry on my way home; she has a surprise for me. After she hangs up my mind starts to imagine what it could be, I never can tell with her. After a long drive home, I walk in the house and call out for everyone. I look down the hall and she turns the corner leaning on the wall she says,
"The kids are at Grandma and Grandpa's, it's just the two of us until tomorrow afternoon."
That alone would be an awesome surprise, but I had no idea that I would be in for so much more. As soon as I saw her I started to get excited, she always turns me on with her great smile, pretty face, beautiful hair, and incredibly sexy body. The woman has curves in all the right places and has this girl next door charm about her. She stood there wearing a very tight t-shirt, causing her big boobs to strain against the fabric. She had this very short jean skirt on and a pair of badass cowgirl boots. She gave me a sexy smile and instructed me to leave all my stuff from work at the end of the hall and to follow her. I followed her through the house, watching her sexy hips, ass and legs moving in front of me. She leads me to a spare bedroom and when we get inside I notice that everything was removed from the room and a single chair was placed in the middle. In the corner was the only other item, her ipod docked to a small stereo. I asked if she was doing some remodeling as I walk into the middle of the room, when she suddenly pushes me back into the chair and I quickly find myself seated. I start to say something but I'm cut off with her hushing me and straddling my lap. She slowly starts to kiss my neck, nibbles on my ear and pushes my arms behind my back. Before I know what is going on, I find myself cuffed to the chair.
"What are you up to?" I ask.
Again she hushes me and gives me a little smirk. She walks over to the ipod and pushes play, the room is now filled with music that you might hear from a strip club. Mostly 80's and 90's hairband type stuff. She starts to move her sexy body for me, moving across the room in my direction. She bends over placing her hands on the waistband of my jeans, looks me in the eyes, biting her lip, trying to stop her sly smile and then in one quick swoop, she yanks my jeans and boxer briefs right off of me. Now she can fully see how excited she has made me. I'm in shock, but keep silent. She then grabs the front of my shirt tearing it open; buttons fly like shrapnel throughout the room. She pulls the shirt off of me and over the back of the chair.
"Hey!" I blurt out, and she pushes her finger to my mouth and quietly hushes me again.
In just a few quick moments she had managed to remove all of my clothes, leaving me sitting there in the middle of an empty room attached to the only piece of furniture. I'm now feeling a bit vulnerable in front my beautiful wife. She starts to dance and move to the song that is playing, moving her hips back and forth, and sliding her hands all over her body. She grabs the bottom of her shirt and slides it up over her, slowly removing it, showing off a very sexy see through black bra that must be new. It pushed her sexy natural tits together showing off her awesome cleavage, her silver dollar size areolas and hard nipples were very visible. She continues to move, rubbing her hands all over her upper body. One hand starts to work her tits and the other down the front of her skirt. She turns around facing away from me, grabbing her skirt by the waist band near her sexy hips, slowly pushing it down, struggling to get it over her hips and ass, pushing it to the floor, causing her to bend over, showing off her perfect ass. She's wearing a very sexy thong. As she stand's she kicks her skirt into the corner and turns around showing me that her panties match her bra and they too are see through. I can make out her shaved pussy and can see her perfectly trimmed landing strip above it. Now I'm really turned on and wanting her very badly. Sensing my excitement she makes her way over to me, straddling me again, she starts to give me a very sexy lap dance. Her ass grinds against my lap, my cock throbs against it, her tits rub against my chest. She rises up and down on me and then stands and rubs my face into her cleavage. I start to lick and kiss her tits and just when I can't stand anymore and wishing I could break free from the cuffs, she backs away from me pushing my head back and walks out of the room... I can't believe she just did that, here I am completely naked, fully aroused and cuffed to a chair in the middle of the room and she walks out.
"Very funny!" I yell out to her, but I didn't hear anything in response.
After what was probably about 5 minutes, but felt more like an eternity, I hear a squeaking sound coming down the hall. The door flies open and in comes this big covered cart with my wife pushing it from behind. She places it off to the side.

"What's going on here? What's the cart for?" I demanded.

She answers, "Now, I've made it perfectly clear, that I've wanted you to sit there quietly and to be patient. I think that you might need some sort of punishment for the way you are behaving."

I just gulped; I was at her mercy since I was cuffed naked to this damn chair. She starts to dance again moving her way towards me. She slowly unhooks her bra, slowly moving the straps over her shoulders, dropping the bra off her big bouncy tits. Her boobs come to their resting position on her chest as she throws the garment behind me. She then turns around facing away from me, her cute ass about a foot from my face, she opens her legs a little more than shoulder width apart, slips her thumbs inside the waist strings of her thong. She slowly pulls them down and bends over at the same time. WOW, I've now totally forgotten about being left in the room alone or the strange cart that she pushed in. Her beautiful naked ass is right there, close enough to touch, but I can't because of the cuffs. I can make out her smooth pussy lips between her legs, her tits are dangling under her body as she's bent over. She then looks over her shoulder, with a very sexy smile and asks if I'm enjoying the view. All I can do is nod my head in response. My cock is now throbbing like crazy, pulsing, wanting her so bad, but she has different plans.

She stands back up turns around and says, "I'm hungry.."
Leaving me with a very confused look on my face she struts her naked body over to the cart and lifts off the cover. My heart starts to pound, what the heck does this woman have in mind. On this large cart were what I guessed to be about 100 big creamy pies. They were everywhere taking up all the shelves, there was no way the two of us or even twenty of us could eat what was there. I just stared at her, mouth dropped, heart pounding as she picks one up and slowly walks towards me. She slowly dips a finger into the cream, pulls it out and in the sexiest way ever, sucks it off her finger. She then smirks and asks if I want a taste. Before I could answer or respond in any way, her arm cocks back and SMASH right in my face!!! I gasp, I was in total shock, I can't believe what she just did. At first I can only hear her giggling like crazy and then the cream and crust falls from my face and I'm able to see her again, this time she has a pie in each hand.
I blurt out, "I can't believe you just did that!"

"Well maybe you will believe this then!"
She then lets another pie fly into my face and the other on top of my head. I can't believe what she is doing to me, here I am cuffed to this chair naked and instead of the sexy lap dance I thought I was going to get, I'm getting pied by my wife instead. I don't know how to feel, I feel like I should be pissed off at her, but I also feel myself being turned on. More pie falls from my face and I can see her again, standing there with two more pies, with a huge smile on her pretty face. The next one she smashes on my chest rubbing it all over my chest and abs. The second one goes right into my lap, she rubs this one in too, all over my cock. She continues with this head to toe treatment a couple more times. She then comes over to me, wipes my face with her hands so I can see clearly and continues with her lap dance. She turns around and starts to slide her naked ass back and forth over my very slippery lap. The feeling of my cock sliding between her ass cheeks is incredible. I know she can feel the pressure of my cock against her ass, letting her know how much I want her. She then spins around and straddles me, so we are facing each other. She continues her grinding action, but won't let me inside of her, its driving me insane. She then takes her big soft (and still clean) boobs and presses them against my cream covered face, making me feel like I died and went to heaven. She then starts to lick the cream off my neck, kissing me as she goes along.
Then she whispers in my ear "There are still a ton of pies left, if I untie you will you help me figure out a way to get rid of them?"
She leans back we both are now smiling and I nod my head. Reaching behind my back she takes the key that was taped to the bottom of the chair (damn it), and unlocks the cuffs. She looks at me again and a huge grin comes across our faces. She suddenly jumps off my lap and I jump out of the chair, both of us moving as fast as we can towards the cart. She gets there first but overshoots the first few pies, I didn't. She grabs the first one she can, but when she turned towards me I was ready. I let the pie go right into her pretty face, she let out a loud gasp that turned into a shocked sounding giggle. I'm laughing my ass off. As the cream falls and I'm in her view again, she lets the pie she is holding go, silencing me with a perfect shot to the face. The next ten to fifteen minutes turns into an all out naked pie fight. Back and forth the two of us are having a blast smashing pies all over each other. At one point I took two pies and smashed them on her tits. After the third or fourth pie that she smashed on my cock, she turned away to get another and I gave her a big pie spanking on her ass as she was bent over picking up her pie off the carts bottom shelf. She let out a yelp, but didn't stand up. I took another pie and spanked her ass again, another yelp. After the third spanking to her ass I started to rub the cream in really good this time, all over her cheeks, between them, moving up to her creamy pussy, rubbing her lips and messy little clit. She starts to moan; I grab another pie and slowly squish it over her hanging tits, working the cream all over them as I continue to treat her pussy and ass. She drops to her knees and turns to face me, picking up her pie she smashes it over my hard throbbing cock. Then runs her tongue up and down the shaft leaving clean streaks from where her tongue had been. She works up one side down the other, tongues my balls and then back to my cock, now taking it fully into her mouth. Slowly she works over the head, down my shaft, taking as much of me into her mouth as she can. As she works my cock, she picks up another pie, smashes it on her tits, rubbing them with one hand and starts to rub her clit with the other. I reach down to help her, my fingers moving down between her pussy lips, wow they are so slick from all this cream, but I'm thinking they are also slick from her own juices. I lay down in our mess as she continues to suck me, she spins around and puts us in the 69 position, I start to lick that beautiful pussy, moving my way to her ass and then back to her puss again. She continues to work my dick and starts grinding on my face, our bodies slipping and sliding back and forth over each other. I feel her pause for a second on what she was doing to me, I figured she was just taking a break and letting me do my thing on her. Then all of a sudden more cream comes out of nowhere. She had grabbed another pie and spanked herself with it while I was licking her, covering her ass and my face with more pie. I kept on working and she started to grind again. After a few more minutes I roll her to her back, lifting her legs back to where she can hold them, giving me a perfect view of her now spread out pussy. I pickup up one of the few pies we had left and pied her puss and dove in like I had just entered a pie eating contest. Making my way back to her clit working it, feeling her squirm, licking her and watching her work her entire body with her hands, loving both what I was doing and the fully body sensation from the pie cream. Finally we couldn't take it anymore, I slide my body across hers until we are face to face, my cock slides in her with ease, our tongues wrestling each other, I start to thrust in and out of her pussy, my belly sliding across hers, my chest against her slippery tits. Our entire bodies can feel the sensation as they slide against each other, I'm thrusting harder and harder with every second that goes by, we are both so worked up, she pulls her knees as far back towards the side of her body as she can, I'm thrusting deeper now sending both of us into the most intense, spasm inducing orgasm we have ever felt. We both cum harder and longer than imaginable. Her pussy tightens around my cock; both of our toes curl over, until I collapse on top of her. The room is filled with the sounds of our heavy breathing and squishing noise of the cream between our bodies. Our hearts are pounding against each other, we then give each other a nice long slow kiss, and she says, "I love you baby."