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J's Active Forfeits (To Be Paid)
By Mess-Adventures J
Posted 10/10/23     1054 views
AS OF 3/26/26
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Cover myself in all the things I dislike on my profile and then sit there for an hour
Get trashed with gravy, mash potatoes, bread sauce, cranberry sauce, blended sprouts or cabbage, cheese, chutney, vanilla pudding, and a pudding pie
Eat a whole donut from a bowl of pudding without using your hands in 60 seconds. If you fail pour the pudding into your outfit
Take a gross bucket of slime over your head in an embarrassing outfit

https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-can-catch-me?start=0
2 Cream Pies in the Face
2 kg of Vanilla Pudding Over Head
Chocolate Syrup in Clothes
Pudding and Cool Whip Pie Barrage
Stomp on Jelly Donuts
2+ Sweet Slop Buckets Including Facial
Jar of Jam Smeared Over Myself and Jar of Jam in Shirt and Pants
Underwear Sundae with Ice Cream, Whipped Cream, and Syrups
Chocolate and Vanilla Pudding Thrown at Me
Human Trifle using minimum of fruit, jelly, soggy sponge, custard, whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles. bonus points for extra ingredients and style!

https://umd.net/groups/i/unknown-messy-dice?start=0
Yogurt Down Pants & Underwear Filling
2 banana cream pudding pies and a bucket of cake mix
Banana Split on Top of Head

Lost bet to Sillybitch
Place 5 or 6 small items in a bucket of gunge topped with shaving foam. Fully submerge head to retrieve each item with each item retrieved, I receive a pie in the face. If it takes more than 5 minutes to retrieve all items, the bucket goes over my head.

https://umd.net/groups/i/novas-monthly-gunge-elimination-game?start=0
Plank with Crotch Over Ice Cream Until Fall In
Sundae Over Head and Sundae Down Underwear
Get Messy with the following however I like:
1. Honey
2. Rice Pudding
3. Baked Beans
4. Expired Milk
5. Molasses
6 Ranch Dressing
7.Oatmeal
20 push ups with their face going into a bowl filled with porridge, beans, chocolate sauce, and mayo

https://umd.net/groups/i/wheel-of-messfortune-2
1st Play
Syrup Facial
Slime
Pie Barrage (pie face, pie bum, pie crotch, pie chest, pie sandwich + pie hat)
Pie Chest
Pie Face
Yogurt
Double Mess
Pie Sandwich
Jello

https://umd.net/groups/i/messy-lottery?start=0
16 pie sandwich
6 cake batter pour over head
6 trifle in underwear
2 gateau in the face

https://umd.net/groups/i/bucket-game
Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Thousand Island, Baked Beans, Gravy, Mushy Peas (or some American equivalent), Dog Food, Cat Food, Tuna, Coleslaw, Cottage Cheese, Liquid Ass, Broccoli & Stilton Soup, Nacho Cheese, Blue Cheese Dressing, Tinned Spaghetti, Raw Eggs, and Oatmeal
Molasses, Apple Pie Filling, and Ice Cream

https://umd.net/groups/i/ultimate-messy-ladder
Chocolate Syrup, Batter, Custard, Mushy Peas, Soup, and Trifle
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