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J's Active Forfeits (To Be Paid)
By Mess-Adventures J
Posted 10/10/23     1088 views
AS OF 6/21/26
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=4950
Pudding pie to the face and hair
Both arm pits a thick coat of peanut butter

https://umd.net/groups/i/unknown-messy-dice?start=0
Yogurt Down Pants & Underwear Filling
2 banana cream pudding pies and a bucket of cake mix
Banana Split on Top of Head

https://umd.net/groups/i/wheel-of-messfortune-2
The Wheel seemed to want me cold, sticky, and pied so I will make up 10 sticky pies along with a tub of yogurt and a tub of melted ice cream all to go in my face or over my head and hair.

https://umd.net/groups/i/bucket-game
Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, Ranch, BBQ Sauce x2, Thousand Island, Baked Beans, Gravy, Mushy Peas (or some American equivalent), Dog Food, Cat Food, Tuna, Coleslaw, Cottage Cheese, Liquid Ass, Broccoli & Stilton Soup, Nacho Cheese, Blue Cheese Dressing, Tinned Spaghetti, Raw Eggs, and Oatmeal

https://umd.net/groups/i/ultimate-messy-ladder
Finally, the Messy Ladder is another nice sweet and savory offering. As a result, this alternate forfeit is instead a sweet and savory shampoo of sticky sweet ingredients and smelly condiments!

Crowning Forfeit
1. Baked Beans Down Briefs
2. Spinach Down Briefs
3. Blue Cheese Down Briefs
4. Thousand Island Down Briefs
5. Ranch Shampoo
6. Gravy Shampoo

https://umd.net/groups/i/the-forfeit-of-july-poll
Human sundae that must include ice cream, at least one topping, and whipped cream at minimum
2 apple pies (can be store bought or filling and cream not picky) straight to the face and rubbed in thoroughly
Drenched in an entire bottle of chocolate syrup
A generous coating of sprinkles on top

Store Bday Poll: https://umd.net/groups/i/how-to-celebrate-the-stores-big-day
Suit up in an adult diaper topped with full clown outfit and makeup before taking my mess finished off with 3 sheet cakes and a confetti cannon facial!

The Mess for that will include stuff from the Birthday Game (https://umd.net/groups/i/birthday-game) which so far includes:
1. Recreation of my Classic Pies and Slime Compilation Upgraded
2. 3 Buckets of Slime
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