Just gonna rant here a sec, m'kay?

I get the occasional email that basically says, for more or less,

"Sorry to bother you..."

Uh, no you're not, or you wouldn't be writing. And you start an email by apologizing? I'm supposed to forgive you for...... ???

"I suck at this, and I'm kind of bad at this..."

Yeah, I noticed >.>

"I'm kind of unsocial, and a bit of an asshole.."

OH MY GOD YES WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE, I REALLY WANT TO CONNECT WITH AN UNSOCIAL ASSHOLE.

(caveat: plz ignore my dating history k thx bye)

"Women don't really talk to me but I like your pics and you seem like you'd turn me on, want to RP sometime?"

W.T.F. Dude. That the best you got? Jeebus Murphy and his Ant Farm Orchestra.

I don't know, people, but look, emails that are loaded with apologies and stuff like how much you suck at life, are unsocial, sad sak motherfuckers, or -- get this -- "kind of an asshole" (oh yay <.< watch me dance with joy >.> ) are just.. doomed.

I NOPE right out of there. And I know, I know, that makes me "just another bitch". Yeah yeah yeah bla bla bla yakkity shmakkity bullshitbullshitbullshit.

This is my give-a-fuck-o-meter:

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That's it. All I got. "I suck, wanna talk?" is no way to start an adult conversation. Free advice. You get what you pay for, but... srsly, guys.