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I know, I'm perfect?
By AnnaLeex
Posted 2/18/17     476 views
Just a quick blip before I go bouncing around Pieland for the day:

Someone said to me this week, and I'm paraphrasing here, "You're impossibly perfect!"

BINGO! Key word here is "impossibly"! See, lemme 'splain:

I'm very aware that my profile is provocative. It is meant to be! And my profile is also very "me". But it's a concentrated, focused aspect of me. It's the pie-in-the-face loving, slapstick-erotica, nudie-freak part of me! The one I can really only express 110% here (or some other WAM related fetish site, to get technical)

You don't get to see the other real, less-enjoyable parts of who I am. The times when I come home all wrung-out from work and hollerin'-angry. The times I get blue and lonely. The times I play my Tori Amos albums over and over and over and over and over and over...

The times when I hate my ass. The times when I love my ass but hate my arms. The days I hate that mole located just over my [REDACTED]. When I feel fat and ugly, or when I feel like skin and bones, or.. or or or or or or or or or...

On the other hand, you also don't see the me when I'm elated because of a sunny day, or thrilled with a huge rainstorm, or bouncing, literally bouncing, because I'm in the woods and LOOK TREES! The times I want to strip naked and run down to the water but I cant because Park Rangers and Jail Time. All of the non-pie-play happy moments that really don't belong on UMD and may just drive you fucking nuts (as it did the previous, lets see........ 119 and a half boyfriends).

IN other words, while I love that you love this honest aspect of me, all concentrated into one space like the contents of a can of very thick shaving cream (ooooh...)

Where was I?

OH RITE. Anyway, this is all a very real part of me in a very tight focused space. It's fun! It's not all of me, so, you know, hang on to those love-letters and potions and stuff.

I hope you love what I'm presenting here (I sure do!!). But it's not everything, just saying!!
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Comments:
Piethro2:
2/18/17
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Great thoughts !!! Its nice that UMD allows us to escape the "real world" for a few moments and hang out & express our fun side.
AnnaLee:
2/18/17
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Yes. And allow that part of us we wish we could indulge in every day to shine, and engaged in every day.
Sure:
2/18/17
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Haters gonna hate, I'm on Team Mole
AnnaLee:
2/18/17
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You say the schweetest things.
Sure:
2/18/17
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Yup. Also throw them.
AnnaLee:
2/18/17
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Touche!!!!!
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