I know, I'm perfect?By AnnaLeex
Posted 2/18/17 476 views
Just a quick blip before I go bouncing around Pieland for the day:
Someone said to me this week, and I'm paraphrasing here, "You're impossibly perfect!"
BINGO! Key word here is "impossibly"! See, lemme 'splain:
I'm very aware that my profile is provocative. It is meant to be! And my profile is also very "me". But it's a concentrated, focused aspect of me. It's the pie-in-the-face loving, slapstick-erotica, nudie-freak part of me! The one I can really only express 110% here (or some other WAM related fetish site, to get technical)
You don't get to see the other real, less-enjoyable parts of who I am. The times when I come home all wrung-out from work and hollerin'-angry. The times I get blue and lonely. The times I play my Tori Amos albums over and over and over and over and over and over...
The times when I hate my ass. The times when I love my ass but hate my arms. The days I hate that mole located just over my [REDACTED]. When I feel fat and ugly, or when I feel like skin and bones, or.. or or or or or or or or or...
On the other hand, you also don't see the me when I'm elated because of a sunny day, or thrilled with a huge rainstorm, or bouncing, literally bouncing, because I'm in the woods and LOOK TREES! The times I want to strip naked and run down to the water but I cant because Park Rangers and Jail Time. All of the non-pie-play happy moments that really don't belong on UMD and may just drive you fucking nuts (as it did the previous, lets see........ 119 and a half boyfriends).
IN other words, while I love that you love this honest aspect of me, all concentrated into one space like the contents of a can of very thick shaving cream (ooooh...)
Where was I?
OH RITE. Anyway, this is all a very real part of me in a very tight focused space. It's fun! It's not all of me, so, you know, hang on to those love-letters and potions and stuff.
I hope you love what I'm presenting here (I sure do!!). But it's not everything, just saying!!