I want to do this wearing a white button down shirt. Beige suspenders holding up white waffle long johns underwear bunched into sock garters holding up sheer black socks. Brown wingtip loafer slides. I really want to litter the floor with banana skins or marbles and put a few cakes on a table and see what happens when I decide to walk on the slippery items. I want to keep slipping on the items and keep falling on the cakes. and eventually be so embarrassed that I nut.