Alyona is having a reasonable Monday but inside she is still seething about how her Saturday dinner with Leyla had turned into a complete catastrophe, with Alyona being humiliated in a popular restaurant! Alyona was used to having all aspects of her life under control, including when she got messy. She got messy when she was ready and for good reason but not when she was out to dinner. To make it worse she had looked so bad in front of Leyla! The only good thing had been seeing Leyla get it in that outrageous dress of hers but this did not really settle it for Alyona.

Alyona has tried on Sunday evening to cheer herself up by checking out the social media linked to Leyla's ridiculous firm. Alyona had not been disappointed! There were several posts from only the weekend of Robin employees getting messy in various ways including a three way food fight, a blonde getting ambushed, two girls being ambushed in a cafe! Just amazing.

But still Alyona was out of sorts over the Saturday dinner disaster! It was like the Robin mess was contagious! Come lunchtime Alyona decided to go to her favourite restaurant to cheer herself up in the historic part of Limasol. Alyona is wearing a smart navy dress as she had been to a sponsor meeting this morning and had another this afternoon.

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Alyona's spirits lifted as she walked into the restaurant owned by her longtime friend, it was quiet, being Monday and Alyona took a seat ordered a super healthy salad and coffee.

Ira meantime had decided that her beach outfit was maybe bad luck she had been messed up in it three days in a row! This was bad even for her! So today she had decided to walk around the historic centre so had put on her super light weight grey and white dress and some white sandals with a sensible mid height heels. Ira enjoyed looking around the city centre but it was not going to take too long as it was not large.

Ira gets a message on her phone from Natalia, her colleague in the marketing department in Moscow. Natalia asked Ira to go into the Cyprus office tomorrow to do a quick call on an advert design. Natalia apologised for bothering Ira on holiday. Ira was not that bothered it would not take long and it was during the hot middle part of the day so she would not be doing anything else then anyway!

Ira wandered a little more then realised she had pretty much seen everything. Ira decided to get a bite before heading down to the modern marina part of the town. Ira spots a restaurant across the street which looks a nice family run place and goes over. Ira glances at the menu and then decides she will try it.

Ira finds the restaurant quiet and has no trouble finding a table. In fact there is just one other person, a girl with thick dark hair, in the place. Ira sits down and looks at the menu already on the table.

At first Alyona does not notice Ira, she is still studying 'Splat' on her phone, marvelling at the number of entries linked to Leyla's company! One wonders how they got anything done! Alyona is bought back to reality by the arrival of her salad and coffee. Only then did Alyona see Ira sitting a little way away. Alyona immediately finds her familiar but she is not sure why. Had she seen her at the gym? Alyona is both struck by the sense of familiarity and also the slightly dumb blonde aura this girls gives off, Alyona is immediately thinking of her as a great gym mess competition victim even though she does not know her.

Suddenly Alyona makes the connection! This is the girl that makes so many appearances in the 'Splat' entries linked to Leyla's company! Alyona goes back to the app and searches for the #robin references and the host of videos is listed again. And sure enough this girl features in a lot of the most liked videos. There are all sorts, there is a huge pie fight at what looks like a work party, there is a departmental meeting which becomes a food fight, there is a work quiz with pie forfeits. This girl, Ira, is in all of them! But there are also lots where just Ira gets the mess. Numerous work place ambushes, Ira being set up on video calls where she is then pied! Booby traps emptying buckets of slime over Ira when she sits at her desk!

This girl Ira might be the employee who gets the most mess of all although there are some other possibilities, not Leyla but some receptionists called Yana and Mira in the Moscow office, an office manager called Vanesa here on Cyprus in the local office. Alyona is amazed at the antics of this firm. Searching on Ira alone Alyona sees Ira has been having messy time in Cyprus as well! Alyona suppresses a laugh as she watches the video only from the day before of Ira being messed up on the beach, and such a mess! Alyona subconsciously squirms as Ira's bikini bottoms are stuffed!

Alyona closes the app and looks across again at Ira who is also looking at her phone and smiling. Alyona does feel a strong urge to let the Russian girl have some humiliating mess, much more so than with other women. Alyona gets up and goes back into the kitchen to look for her long time friend the owner.

Ira meantime has been distracted from the menu by her phone. Of course Ira knew her messing up yesterday would be posted by someone! There always seemed to be someone! But ira was mildly surprised it was Marianna as she did not see her anywhere on the beach when it happened. Ira is cheered up by Yana's ambush of Vanesa and then even more so by Yana doing a messy advert for the local cafe! Of course Ira appreciated Yana did it to get the food supplies but for Ira it's a double pleasure.

Alyona comes back into the dining area and walks over to Ira.

"Hello" says Alyona "You don't know me but I am friends with a couple of your co-workers I think"

"Oh really!" Says ira in a friendly way "Who are they?"

"Well there is Leyla who works in Jersey for your firm and Marianna who works here in Cyprus"

"Oh! Well I don't know Leyla very well but I know Marianna quite well. I like them both of course!"

"Yes, so do I. May I join you?" Asks Alyona indicating the free chair at Ira's table.

"Yes, of course" says Ira cheerily.

Alyona smiles and sits down.

"Have you worked for Robin for as long as Mariana?" Enquires Alyona.

"Yes! We are both veterans of Robin" says Ira.

"It seems a fun place to work!"

"Ah well, we all get on well and have a fun culture - lots pf practical jokes" admits Ira slightly ruefully.

"I must admit I am fascinated with how much mess happens around your company!"

"I agree it is a lot" nods Ira.

"I know Marianna gets a fair bit of mess and I have messed her myself but her office has so many entries on 'Splat'"

"Yes, it's true" agrees Ira.

"The receptionist there."

"Vanesa" Ira says helping out.

"Yes! She gets it so often!"

"That is true" concedes Ira. "But our receptionists in Moscow, Yana and Mira, are also very frequent messy victims."

"Really," Alyona pauses. "So it's the receptionists who get the most mess?"

"Well, yes they do get a lot of mess." Ira pauses "But to be honest there are others who seem to get a lot as well."

"Really?" Alyona pretends ignorance "Like who? And why them?"

"Well I get a lot of mess as well I must say" confesses Ira.

"Oh! Why is that do you think? Of course you are very pretty."

"Thank you" Ira blushes slightly "I ask myself this a lot. Maybe because I am in marketing, but I am not sure. I do seem very clumsy around food which does not help. My colleagues do love to play parks on me. I also seem to have a blind spot for when I am being set up for a mess - I just don't see it in time!"

"Maybe now there is just an expectation that you get the mess when there is some happening? "

Ira considers "Yes that could be it. But even visitors to our office who don't know me if there is a chance it's me who gets the mess more often than my colleagues, even the really pretty ones"

I'll bet thinks Alyona, but she says "Well that must be frustrating"

"Well I have had to get a very good discount with the dry cleaners it's true!" Says Ira with a rueful smile. "But in fairness I enjoy it when my colleagues do get messy so I can't complain too much"

"It's good you are so so understanding" says Alyona.

"Oh thank you. So how do you know Marianna? Do you work in a similar business to us?"

"No, no" replies Alyona "I am a fitness instructor and on-line influencer"

"Oh, fascinating, you must let me follow you"

"Of course I am #veryfitAlyona' on Insta and Splat" says Alyona proudly.

"Oh Ok! So you get some mess in your work as well?"

"Some, some" admits Alyona "It really helps those views! Are you on social?"

"Oh well.. yes I am #moscowira'. You will be able to see my messy misfortunes on there!"

"Oh I am sure it's not too bad" lied Alyona as she adds Ira on her phone, Ira adds Alyona and each accepts the requests.

"My word Ira you have some very high views on some things you have been tagged in!"

"Yes, yes. It's true. My misfortunes are much shared by my friends !" Ira blushes a bit.

"This one is one of the highest!" Says Alyona pointing to her phone.

"Well, yes. But that is not just me. That was that food fight at the Moscow office party"

"And this one!"

"Ah yes. I agreed to take a 'pie or two' for charity in the office and and it turned out there were 36 pies!"

"Ooohh they were not shy about pushing a fair few of them up your skirt were they?" Comments Alyona watching the video.

"True, true" agrees Ira.

"What is this one?" Ask Alyona starting a video with Ira looking very smart in an all white trouser suit.

"Oh so typical" says Ira "So my friends ask me out on my birthday, tell me it's an all white dress code and I never see it coming!"

On Alyona's screen Ira is picked up by a group of her friends carried over to a huge 4 metre wide pool of chocolate custard and after a countdown Ira is thrown in headfirst!

"Wow that's quite a deep pool" Comments Alyona as Ira surfaces in the video completely covered and spluttering.

"Indeed it was" mutters Ira.

"Oh my God, someone has even put together some compilations!"

"That will be Mira" says Ira nodding, looking slightly uncomfortable.

"This one is called 'Ira's trousers'" says Alyona choosing it.

The video starts with Ira standing in an office, immediately someone pulls down Ira's light blue trousers from behind, a shocked Ira gets.a cream pie in her face and then three pies over her pink panties. A quick cut to Ira in what seems a bar. Ira's jeans are pulled down from behind, she is sat in a chocolate cake. Next Ira is in an office again, down come her black trousers, she is bent over to be pied on her bottom several times messing up her black panties! The next scene is a bar again. There are lots of girls and a bath of custard. It's not clear if anyone is going in the bath until Ira's jeans are pulled down round her ankles leaving her in a blue blouse and green panties. Ira is trapped in her jeans, she wobbles, teeters and she overbalances and falls right into the bath to massive cheers and proceeds to thrash about in the custard.

"Wow" says Alyona genuinely lost for words.

Ira gives a nervous laugh and looks at her phone "Oh! I see you got Marianna messy at your gym"

"What!" Alyona takes a moment to come back to real life "Yes. Those exercise contests are always popular"

"I'm sure" agrees Ira. "Have you got others from my company to do them?"

"Errrno actually".

"Well, Ilaria from our Moscow office is here, she is keen on the gym."

"Ok, I'll see if Marianna can send her along" Alyona thinks this sounds a good idea "Is she in any of your company posts?"

"Oh sure" Ira taps at her phone for a minute. A video of Ilaria in a tight blue dress, cream pies on her boobs is with a group of the accounts girls pouring baked beans over a heavily pied figure in a chair.

"Oh yes, she would be great" agrees Alyona. "Who is that getting the beans?"

"Oh that's me" Ira shrugged. "They punished me for getting the department expense claim wrong."

Alyona looks again at the video and can just about make out Ira's features under all the pie before the beans start landing on her head.

"Well, I will try to get Ilaria along for some messy gym work" says Alyona.

"Great" beams Ira.

Alyona looks at the Russian blonde and feels the urge to mes her up even more strongly now she has seen just how often she gets it! Of course Alyona like handing out mess but the prospect of messing this girl is such a powerful desire! And Alyona is pretty sure she can get away with messing her and get away clean to her meeting!

"So Ira" Alyona says with a smile "I know the owner of this place really well! It's great food. Did you decide what to have yet?"

"Oh really! No I have not decided"

"Perhaps try a selection of their best things? Some traditional Greek dishes, some house specials. What do you think?"

"Oh that sounds super!" Says Ira with enthusiasm.

She really never sees it coming does she? Alyone reflects before saying "Ok, let me just arrange that!" Alyona gets up, smooths out her snug navy dress and heads off to the kitchen where the chief chef has prepared Alyona a trolly of 'specials'. Alyona admires the selection and starts to wheel the trolly out. Alyona pauses slightly to put her already recording phone on a shelf before Ira notices her return.

Alyona quickly arrives at Ira's table and says "Right here we are!"

"Oh wow! So many choices!" Says a smiling Ira.

"True!"

"So what should I try first?" Asks Ira.

Alyona points at a huge bowl "Well I think this would be really good" she says. "This is the house version of a greek dish called Tzatziki, which is made from yoghurt but with diced cucumber and fresh dill mixed in."

"Sounds interesting." Remarks Ira as Alyona picks up the bowl with both hands, it contains at least five litres of the Tzatziki

She really does not see it coming! Thinks Alyona standing with the huge bowl of creamy lumpy food. Alyona takes a last look at Ira, her fresh clean hair. Her light make up, the nice dark print dress. Then she puts the bowl right over Ira's head! Ira's hair is completely swamped in the creamy mess, her face covered and the shoulders and the back of her dark dress drenched. Ira sits absolutely still as the mess drips down her.

Amazing! Thinks Alyona of Ira's shocked reaction.

"I think next Ira" says Alyona "You should try the house Hummus, a little creamer than the normal. Very tasty but also really good for stuffing a bra!"

Alyona is smiling and having a great time as she scopes out handfuls of the hummus and stuffs the thick goo into Ira's pink lacy bra, which is easy to do with the low cut front of Ira's dress. Alyona gets three sizeable handfuls in each bra cup. The only reaction from Ira is a small grunt as each handful is pushed in.

"I think the cherry syrup sauce would go well in your lap" remarks Alyona picking up the two litre jug of the sauce. Ira's sags a bit at the sauce is poured into her lap quickly plastering her dress to her hips and thighs.

"No next for sure is the house special honey cake" says Alyona "Let's get you up to have a proper look at it"

Alyona guides Ira up out of her chair bu her upper arm and turns her to face the trolly which has a huge flaky pastry cake soaked in honey. Alyona bends the pliant Ira forward so her face goes right in the cake.

"Tasty isn't it?" Asks Alyona but there is not reply from within the cake.

"We should pick something for your panties while you are there" comments Alyona lifting up the back of Ira's dress to reveal her bottom in pink lacy panties matching her bra. "Oh this honey would be great in them!" Alyona takes a jug of clear golden looking honey and takes the time to pour it into the back of Ira's panties.

Alyona puts a large blueberry flan on Ira's chair and says "Ira try this flan" Alyona steers Ira back into her seat holding up her dress so her bottom gets a clear landing in the flan. Ira does let out a groan as she sinks in the flan.

"Ok Ira, you have been a great sport but there is one more thing you have to try - it's the house special chocolate cake! A sponge shell, a liquid chocolate custard centre topped with chocolate frosting!" Alyona indicates this huge dessert. Ira turns her head slowly to look at it.

Alyona picks up the cake with both hands and steps over to Ira, who shakes her head slightly but Alyona thrusts the cake in Ira's face crushing the cake into her. The chocolate custard spills out of the centre of the cake and gushes down Ira's front. Alyona takes her time rubbing the sponge and frosting into Ira's face and hair adding even more mess to her!

At last Alyona steps back and using a warm wet towel from the trolley cleans her hands. Pleasingly there is not of blob of mess on her apart from her hands. Ira seems to be slowly coming back to life and is trying to wipe her eyes clear. Alyona can't believe how much fun it had been to trash Ira! Amazing! Alyona hopes she can take this away without being down into the mess storm that seems to surround this company!

"Ira, it was great to meet you! I had a great time! You were a great sport and took that mess really well! I can see why you are such a social media star!

"Errrr well thank you I guess" splutters Ira quietly still getting frosting out of her right eye.

"I must be going!" Says Alyona walking toward the kitchen and pausing to pick up her still recording phone. Ira manages a weak wave.

Alyona means to thank her friend for the help and she looks round for her, pushing her hands back through her thick long dark hair. Alyona goes back further entering a room on a raised area. Suddenly Alyona stumbles and falls off the platform and to her horror onto a table covered in many different colour pudding pies, Lemon, chocolate, lime, vanilla, cherry! Alyona lands face first on the table, she tries to catch herself on her hands but they both go in pies, which skid away. Alyona lands flat full length on the table, her face in a strawberry pudding pie. Alyona crushes another 12 assorted pies with her body.

Alyona manages to get off the table cursing her bad luck, the lack of a safety rail, etc. The front of her dress is plastered in various pies! Unsighted Alyona stumbles around and manages to fall headfirst down the kitchen waste chute. Alyona screams as she goes down head first but is silenced when she lands in a bath of waste that seems to be largely custard but with other unwanted food in it! Alyona disappears completely under the gunge and then resurfaces completely unrecognisable as the smart confident women of less than a minute ago. Alyona has to hitch up her dress round her hips to get out of the vat.

Alyona stumbles onto the street to contemplate how to get home in this state and is only slightly cheered by seeing the very messy Ira starting the humiliating walk back to her hotel.