Saturday afternoon was our "play time", and this time it was her turn to set it up. I arrived at her apartment, and she pretty quickly had us both out of our clothes and standing in the bathroom.

As soon as I walked in, I noticed the many chocolate cream pies set out across the long counter-top. I laughed, nervously, and she turned around and embraced me, "What's the matter? Nervous you're going to get a pie in the face?" Grinning from ear to ear, pressing her chest into mine, she had 'mischief' all over her expression!

"Do you trust me?" she asked, tauntingly, as she picked up a chocolate cream pie.

"Yeah...", I half-laughed, nervously, expecting to be pied any second now.

"Completely?"

I nodded.

"And you'll do exactly, and I mean exactly, what I say?"

I grinned, "Oh, probably!"

She held out the pie, "Good! Here, take this pie."

I took the pie, really smiling now

She looked up at me. "The pies look good, don't they?"

I nodded, still smiling.

She said, "Mmm. I'd like a little taste. Put some on my lips!"

I took a fingerful of whipped cream and smeared it across her lower lip. She licked it off, eyes closed and said, "Mmmm! Oh, that is good! Can I have a little more?"

I dipped my finger into the pie, and let her lick off the chocolate and whipped cream, which she did very lasciviously! This was getting hot. "MMmm, Mm!", she said, "Oh, that is So good. You know what, I want some more. Can I just have the whole pie?"

My heart started pounding, and I laughed out loud.

"What?", she asked, innocently. "It tastes good and I want the whole pie! You'll have to get your own!"

I looked her in the eyes, and she, grinning like crazy, waggled her eyebrows at me. I said, "Oh, so you want more pie?"

"Yes, please!", she said, nodding enthusiastically.

I had to laugh again, loudly. "Ok..", and I took a big fingerful and smeared it over her lips and chin.

"Mmm! Yum! Thanks! But can I have a bigger piece?", she asked.

"A bigger piece?", I repeated.

"Mmm-hm!", she nodded, "Yes! A great big piece of pie. You can give me the whole pie if you want."

I laughed, "The whole pie? That's a lot of pie!"

She said, "Oh yeah! It is, but it's sooooo good!"

I took a dab of whipped cream on my finger and she sucked it off. "More?" I asked. She nodded, very enthusiastically. I put a bit more, but this time I smeared my finger from her nose to her chin. "And more?" I asked. She said, "Oh yeah. Lots and lots and lots more!"

I laughed, and said, "Welllll, ok!", and I smushed the chocolate cream pie into her face, smearing it around and squishing it into her face really, really good. She squealed, but just stood there while she got a really full-on pie in the face.

I took away the pie tin, and seeing her totally pie-covered face, chocolate and crust dripping sticky and gooey down her cheeks and forehead, and so much cream in her hair, just lost it in laughter. I broke up, laughing!

She grinned, "Oh. You. I. Oh!", and while I laughed at her pie-in-the-face, she licked her lips. "Mmmm! Oh, yummy pie! Thank you", and she started laughing as well. The pie dripped and slid down to land on her shoulders, boobs, feet, and somehow ended up bouncing off of an arm, a thigh.. whatever naked skin that it slid off of was now covered in a white blob or smear.

I couldn't stop laughing, and that made her chuckle. "Oh!", she said, wiping her eyes a little. Her face creamed and white, with some chocolate on the end of her nose and chin, she said, "Oh you! Now look. And listen. I'll get you. See those pies?"

I nodded, laughing.

She continued, "Good! Now, do exactly what I say!", she put her hands on her hips, "Go pick up a chocolate cream pie, come back here, and let me have it."

I clapped my hands, laughing even more at this ridiculous set-up. Barely able to talk through laughs, I repeated, "Go get a chocolate cream pie, bring it to you and let you have it?"

She laughed, "Yes! Exactly! Now go! Chop chop!!"

I picked up a big pie. This time, I was really eager for her to get it. It sounded like she really wanted the pie in the face, and I was going to make sure she got it! And besides, this was really really fun.

Walked the few feet back to the shower, and holding a pie, she said, "Ok, you picked up a great pie! Now stop dilly-dallying and let me have it."

"Do what now?", I asked, smiling.

She mocked a long, exasperated sigh. "Let. Me. Have it. The pie, lemme have it. You know? Pie? hand? Me? Lemme have the pie! Sheesh!"

I laughed at her clowning around. "Just.. let you have it?"

Smiling, she said, "Well go on, you know you want to. Let me have it and I'll show YOU what a pie in the face is like!"

I smashed the pie into her face, and smeared it in long, slow circles to make sure she was good and really, really pied again. Pulling back the tin, I gasped at how totally pied she was, and then I broke up laughing once more. "Oh my god!", I laughed. She looked awesome! And it was funny as hell. And, she looked hot wearing nothing but lots of whipped cream and chocolate.

She pretended to be exasperated, and let the pie just drip and ooze off of her once again. Licking her lips, and then moving some cream and chocolate away from her eyes, she sighed, grinning at me.

I stopped laughing, but when I looked at her again, wearing nothing but a hell of a lot of pie in the face and splattered and oozed with pie, I broke up laughing again.

She laughed as well, and said between lip-licks, "Your laughter is turning me on, you know."

"Oh?", I said between laughs again. Catching my breath, I picked up a pie.

"Uh oh!", she said.

I held the pie in my left hand, and with my right scooped-up some whipped cream and smeared it all over one nipple. She gasped, and closed her eyes and said, "Oooooooh... oh yeah. Oh don't stop."

I bit my lower lip. "Want more?"

"Breathily, she said, "Yes please."

I scooped up more cream and chocolate and smeared it all over her other nipple.. She gasped again, and sighed, "Ohhhhh.. yes. Ooh, don't stop. More!"

I laughed, "More?"

"Yes please."

I asked, "Loooooots more?"

"Oh fuck yeah lots more", she said as my right hand was teasing the hell out of one nipple. I said, "OK!", and up-ended the pie into her face, smashing it from ear to ear, and from the top of her head to her chin. Crust and pie fell off and splatted on her boobs, arms, bounced off her her thighs, and hit the floor. "Mmmmmmmff!", she said, and this time as the cream and chocolate slid down her face, shoulders and boobs she did not wipe her eyes. She licked her lips again, and I knelt down and picked up a bunch of pie and cream from the floor. Standing up, I smeared it all over her breasts and shoulders, and arms.

"Mmmmmmmm!", she said, "Oh, god yeah! Oh, it's cold!"

I was smiling, and loving how she felt under my hands. She put her hands on mine, and blinking through her face full of chocolate cream pie, said, "I think I need more pie. Can you get me some?"

"Uh huh!" I said, loving this. I walked over, picked up a pie, and walked back the few feet. She was backed up against the shower wall, hands at her sides. She was able to finally open her eyes through the cream, and saw me standing in front of her with the pie. "Fuck, you look hot holding a pie", she said. I teased her with it a little, and said "You look hot all pied!", and laughed, because she also looked hysterically funny.

"Oh, GOD your laughing turns me on", she exclaimed.

I said, "Well, you look hysterical, and this is so awesome. I absolutely love this!"

She sucked in her lips for a moment, and then said, "Give me that pie."

I over-handed the pie into her face with a loud "pop!", and laughed. She gasped and said, "Oh, nice! Mm! Good one!"

At this point, I got my hands on her and was smearing cream and chocolate all over her body. She made all sorts of happy-noises, and just let the most recent pie drip and ooze all over her. When my hands got to between her legs, she just said, "Yes!", and pressing my body up against hers, I fingered her until she screamed (loudly) with a climax.

Many moments later, I was still smiling, very pleased with myself and how our playtime was going. She had recovered a little, and stepped out of the shower to look at herself in the mirror. Her whole head was pied, hair and face totally smeared with chocolate cream pie. Her body was cream-washed thanks to me. She picked up the last pie, and I said, "Wait.."

She said, "Oh, you should have used this last one on me. Here, I'll give it to you and you can do what you want."

Relieved, I said, "OK!".

She paused, and looked behind me, "Hey, is that mildew on the wall or chocolate?"

I turned to look, and saw nothing. When I turned back, I said, "I dont see any-", and right into a pie in the face from her as she giggled happily. She smeared the pie all over my face and hair and let it drip all over my body this time.

I KNEW it! I let her get me, and only made a little noise at the first 'smush', and just had to take it as she smashed it all over my face over and over and over and over. She was giggling, and finally, letting the tin fall and the pie ooze and drip off of me, said, "Ha! Now you look fantastic and pied!"

I gasped. "OH! Wow! Oh.. my god!" Stunned, and enjoying the feeling of it really, I started to laugh.

"You pied me!", I said. I could feel her hands all over me as she replied, "Uh huh...", and I wiped my eyes. Licking my lips (really good pie, too!), I looked at her. She was smiling a very, very happy smile.

She said, "You look amazing in pie!", and the next thing I felt was her mouth on my nipples, her hands on my body, and in a few moments I was the one who screamed loudly.