The couple arrived home from dinner, having celebrated her birthday. He embraced her in the middle of the living room, "Happy birthday, lover!", he smiled, and pulled her close to his body. He gave her a deep, sensual, loving kiss, which she eagerly returned. She pressed her body closer against his and wrapped her arms around his neck, kissing him back, their lips and tongues teasing and caressing and licking each other's. He was almost immediately hard, her kisses having that effect on him in record time. And, once, she had an orgasm after they made out in the parking lot of a restaurant - fully clothed. Something about they way they were together, the chemistry, turned them both on mega-watt.

As they kissed, she thought "Oh god, take me to bed already, I've wanted to fuck since the middle of the second course!". She pressed her body as closely to his as possible, her ample chest squished against him. She dropped one hand to his jeans, and grabbed the bulge she happily found below his belt. Her other hand reached around and squeezed his gorgeous ass.

He grinned, and pressed his hips into her hand. "Ooh, hello!", she said. He reached around to the back of her dress and dragged the zipper down from the neck to her hips, as far as it would go.

'It's about time!', she thought to herself.

He deftly unclasped her bra, and felt the bare skin of her back, down to her ass, with the palms of his hands, caressing her soft, warm skin while they continued to make out. He was wildly turned on, and thought 'We're going all night tonight, I cannot wait to make love to this gorgeous, sexy woman!'.

His hands on her bare skin made her even more excited. She couldn't wait to get out of her clothes, and to get him out of his. As he pulled the top of her dress below her shoulders, she thought 'It looks like I avoided the pie! Thank god!".

She remembered his birthday, and the tradition of her childhood where you celebrated someone's birthday by hitting them with a pie, or dunking their face into a cake. She'd purchased a coconut cream pie, made especially for the occasion, and when he least expected it, nailed him right in the face with the thick, creamy and delicious slapstick pie. It was so wildly funny, she laughed so hard she could barely breathe. He looked hysterical, until he smiled with that creamed, pied face, and her stomach flipped. He suddenly became very, very sexy, smiling and enjoying the prank. They rushed home and made love all night, in the shower, in the bed, back in the shower, and finally on the bedroom carpet.

He had looked so, so sexy, pied in the face. She looked at him, her mouth open and her eyes fixed on his face that was buried under inches of whipped cream, the crust and coconut slowly sliding and falling from his handsome face, bouncing off of his body and hitting the floor. Cream splattered in his hair, around his neck, just everywhere! His wide grin, laughing and amused; she was so turned on, her pussy so wet and throbbing and her nipples so hard that she was to ready to drop her clothes and jump him right then and there. And he was too; the bulge in his jeans after taking a pie in the face from her; so, so hot!

And so, she was expecting the pie. But, the way he was going, it looked like she'd avoided getting plastered. 'Good', she thought, 'more time for licking, sucking, and fucking!' She was horny, but she knew that he was just as much, and probably moreso. And she was ambivalent; if he thought she was a hot and sexy with a pie in the face as she thought he was, well then, she wanted it, a pie in the face. She throbbed at the thought!

With her dress now hanging off of her shoulders, he swept his hands downwards, and in one deft, swift move, stripped her of her dress, bra, and underwear. All of her clothes now gathered around her feet, she was now wearing only shoes and earrings.

She gasped. The sudden stripping was one of her favorite things, and now she stood in the middle of their living room absolutely naked, save for her heels. "Oh my!", she smiled.

He took a look at her, "Oh my god. What happened? You're naked.. totally, stark, naked. You're clothes.. they're all off! Oh. My. God. So hot! You are so, so sexy.. and look.. I mean, look at you, you're totally nude. Not a stitch. Shoulders, tits, nipples, clit, pussy, ass, legs, all of you - bare!" He kissed her neck, and ran his hands up and down her body and over her breasts and now very erect nipples.

"Uh huh.." was all she could manage to say. What she wanted to say was 'Oh my god, YES, fuck me right here and right now!', but she was almost shivering with lust and anticipation. And, on her mind was the pie. She was waiting for it, she knew it was coming - a big whipped cream pie in her face. She was ready, even kissing him with her face angled up and her arms behind her back, waiting for the cool, creamy splat in her face. Banana cream? Coconut cream? She knew it was coming. And she thought about him and his face after she's nailed him; she shivered and felt a thrill as she remembered how sexy and hot he looked with a huge creamy pie in his face!

He embraced her, and kissed her again, deeply and sensually, his hands feeling her bare skin from ass to tits and back, and at once point he lightly dragged his fingers over her clit. She was very, very wet. She gasped, "Oh!"

She collected herself, and started to unbutton his shirt, "But your clothes are still on. We need to remedy that, you need to be as naked as I am!". She stepped out of the dress at her feet, and nude save for heels she got his shirt off while he unbuckled his belt. Once his shirt was on the floor, she dragged his jeans to the floor, and then his briefs. His hard cock came springing out and wobbled to a stop, completely erect. She grinned, "Oooh, hello again!", and groped his smooth balls, smooth shaft and hot, round mushroom-tip, caressing him lightly, smearing some of the slippery pre-cum all over the top of his cock.

He looked at her naked form, her hourglass shape, large round breasts and pert, hard and very erect nipples, her torso and smooth belly, gorgeous round ass, and her gorgeous pussy, waxed and smooth. He looked up and down from her smooth, strong legs back to her square, sexy shoulders. "Mmm, mm!", he exclaimed, and she looked at him. Strong chest, very manly and groomed, a flat belly without being a six-pack, his fantastic round ass, and that gorgeous, sexy penis that she could not keep her hands, mouth, or pussy off of. She loved his forearms, strong and gorgeous! She loved his hands, all of him!

They embraced each other, naked skin against naked skin, and made out again, enjoying how they felt, bare, against each other. She thought, 'I definitely avoided the pie! Thank god! But! I would have taken a pie in the face. I'd have been so willing!"

He took her hand and led her to the bedroom, but she didn't need any leading. She bolted ahead of him and ran into the bedroom, and embraced him again as soon as he walked it, lifting a leg to his hips in an effort to place her clit right over his cock.

She whispered in his ear, "Do you wanna fuck all night? I do!", and she licked and nibbled his hear, evoking a shiver and a gasp from him.

"Yes", he exclaimed, and turned her around so her back was pressed up against his torso. She felt his hard cock poking into her ass, and she shifted so that it rested between her cheeks. His hands were squeezing and caressing her breasts, and teasing her sensitive, and hard nipples (once challenged, she was able to stack several CDs on an erect nipple!), and kissing her neck and shoulders. She pressed her ass into his hips, a not so subtle hint for him to fuck her in this position.

With his playing with her tits like this, and her as wet as she was, she was eager to make love, but wanted this foreplay to last as long as possible until they could not stand it any longer and just had to do the fabulous mattress-dancing they did! He moved one hand to her crotch, and started to finger her very slippery, very wet, very hot pussy, focusing on her clit, slowly but oh so good. She gasped, "Oh, yes, oh, don't stop what you're doing!". With one hand on a breast and one on her clit, she was loving every second of her birthday sex!

He teased and stroked her clit and labia, and her inner thighs, and drifted his other hand from her nipple to her back and ass, caressing and teasing. He said, "Move your left leg here, and you're right.. here..", adjusting her stance. His hand stopped stroking and teasing her clit, and he took her arms and gently placed her hands behind her back. "Aw!", she said, and he replied, "Oh, I want to use more that just my fingers on your clit. Would you like my tongue?"

"Yes!", she exclaimed in a loud whisper.

"And my lips? Licking your clit, sucking on your, teasing your labia, and all of your pussy with my teasing, merciless tongue?", he teased.

"Uh huh...", she said, "Fuck yes! I love when you go down on me!"

And, she thought, 'I want to get pied. I so fucking deserve it.'

"Mmmm!" he said, and she felt his fingertips slide from her back, over her ass, and to her feet.

"Well then, I want you to turn around.", he said.

"Gladly!", she said, and she turned around to face him.

She barely had time to react; she saw a great big white pie in his hand, and before she could do more than exclaim "Oh my god!", she felt her face engulfed in something soft, cool, very creamy, and very thick. The sound was incredible - a loud wet and heavy "PFLOP!" followed by smaller popping noises as pie must have flown and hit the bed and the floor. She could feel cream and pie around her neck, and over her shoulders.

It felt very, very good. And, she was thrilled. She moaned her pleasure at taking the pie in her face; naked!

As she got hit with the pie, she was only able to make a squeaking sound, and closed her eyes at the last second. She didn't close her mouth, and she now had a mouthful of coconut cream pie. Her lips were heavy with it, and she couldn't see. He must have really got her good.

A few moments after the pie hit her in the face, and stuck before it started to slide, she gasped, and then blew some crust and pie from her mouth. "Ohhhh!!", she said in shock, and then she smiled a wide, wide smile.

A large piece of crust slid from her cheek and chin, and loaded with coconut cream, bounced off of one of her big round tits, creamed the nipple on the way down, and hit the floor. Another piece, smaller, fell and bounced off of her forearm.

He started laughing. She nodded her head, her face ridiculously pied like a slapstick goddess. Nodding, she said, "Oh you got me! You got me!".

She was just about to reach up and remove the crust from her eyes when she felt a pie splat, splatter, and explode over her left breast. It was very creamy, and not too cold, and very heavy, and it felt incredibly good. She gasped, just in time to feel a pie land and splash and splatter over her right breast.

"Oh no, my tits? Really? You are so licking this off!", she laughed, her face still covered with the coconut cream pie! She had to see, so she reached up and cleared her eyes, slowly, as she felt a pie land and be smashed perfectly below her waist, and right over the triangle between her legs, sending coconut cream pie all over her torso, thighs, and pussy.

She jumped from this sensation, and threw her head back and groaned. A piece of crust that had been sitting on the top of her head fell off of her hair and hit the floor as she moved. "Oh fuck..", she exclaimed.

Gasping, the sensation of pie between her legs, all over her tits, and engulfing her neck and face (and wrecking her hair, she was sure), she was unexpectedly turned on even more.

He looked at her, smiling, "Oh, my GOD, you look good. You look so, so sexy right now.. I have to have you, birthday girl in the birthday suit covered in birthday pies! Oh, I so want you!"

She nearly swooned, "You do? I look good?", she grinned. She imagined how she must have looked, a great big grin and a creamed-white face, just like his was.

He turned her to face the full length mirrors across the bedroom. She gasped as she saw her otherwise naked body literally covered in coconut cream and whipped cream from the top of her hair to her knees. "OH my GOD!", she laughed.

She turned around and embrased him, shimmying her body against his, and kissing him. She was trying to get as much pie on his skin as possible! He kissed back, very into it.

She thought, "Oh my god, he loves this.. oh, this is fucking hot!", and kissed him harder.

He escaped the kiss and slid downwards, pie-ing himself in his face on her breasts, her torso, and finally her pussy as he licked coconut from her clit, and started to lick, suck, and tease her with his tongue. She shifted her body and legs so that she could position herself perfectly as he performed on her, reaching down to smear pie all over his face and his mouth, smearing her clit with cream and making him lick her clean, over and over.

She started to feel an orgasm closing in, and moved her hands to slather cream and pie all over her pied breasts, teasing her own nipples as he licked and teased and sucked and started to use his fingers alongside his tongue.

Gasping, and softly moaning more and more intensely and with more passion, the slow oncoming wave of an orgasm kept rolling in. It was feeling like a huge one, and she smeared and slid her hands on her breasts, until she was so close, she placed her nipples between her middle and ring fingers and squeezed and pulled, over and over as her hands kept sliding off of her creamed tits.

Her orgasm went from a slow, oncoming storm to a sudden, wet downpour with lightening; she made a sound that started as a happy groan and ended in an exuberant scream. He didn't stop until she grabbed his hair and pulled gently and said, "Stop, oh, stop!"

She fell to the floor with him, and hugged him closely, her pied breasts sliding all over his also-creamed body.

Now on his back, he pulled her on top of him. She dangled her tits over his face, and placed a nipple in his mouth. She loved the feeling, and he loved sucking, teasing, and playing with her coconut-and-cream flavored nipple. When one was clean, she moved the other over his mouth, and positioned herself right over his cock. When that nipple was licked clean, she impaled herself on his hard, hot cock.

They both moaned, and they made love as he slathered his hands all over the front of her body while their hips moved, more and more intensely.

She looked at them in the mirror, as they had sex, "Oh god, we look good!". He was groaning, looking at her as they fucked, his eyes full of love, desire, and lust, his face an expression of sensual, sexual ecstasy. She grinned at him, and looked at his face, smeared with some cream but not massively pied like hers, and locked eyes as they moved. She was about to close her eyes when she noticed a coconut cream pie just next to the bed, otherwise out of sight.

"Oh fuck yes!", she exclaimed, and slid off of him in order to reach the pie.

"What..?", he said, confused.

She picked up the coconut cream pie, "Pie in the face, sexy motherfucker!", and grinning a huge grin, slammed the pie into his face as he was on the ground, and smashed it all over his face and head in wide circles, finally lifting the tin.

"OH god!", he said, muffled from the pie all over his mouth. She laughed, and got back on top of him, and slid back onto his cock. He groaned again, and pulled crust from his left eye.

They increased their speed, and were passionately, relentlessly, having sex, and he felt his own orgasm approaching rapidly. She'd pied him! With such enthusiasm, and so eager, it was insanely sexy! He groaned more loudly, and she encouraged him to cum.

he moved his thumb to her clit, and teased her as they fucked.

"Oh no, oh god, no, no, this is your turn!", she said, but did nothing to move his hand.

He finally arched, and tensed, and groaned so loudly it was almost a scream, and she kept riding him until she groaned as well, and grabbed his hand to stop him from teasing her clit anymore. They kept moving, until finally, he begged her to stop, and she collapsed on top of him, burying her face in his neck, pieing herself again in the process.

Laughing, he gasped, "Happy birthday, love! Oh lord, that was amazing. You're amazing!"

He pulled pie from his eyes and nose.

She took a deep breath and shivered, "Happy birthday and happy birthday fuck! Oh my god you pied me and fucked me, god that was so so so good! I can't believe how good that was!"

"Uh huh", was all he could muster.

After a while, she said, "Whose birthday is it next week?", and smirked at him.

He said, "How about both of us?"

She asked, "Are we going to have cake or pie?"

He said, "How about both?"

She leaned up and over to kiss him, "Ok!"