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[Greyson and Parker are standing on a TV set in front of a table of cream pies]

Greyson: Hello, everyone, welcome to your fitness channel! You may be wondering why Parker and I are standing in front of a table with a ton ofcream pies.

Parker: Normally, we'd tell you to stay clear of this desert.

Greyson: Because normally you can't get these six pack abs (points to Parker's stomach)

Parker: Or these arms (Greyson flexes).

Greyson: By eating cream pies.

Parker: But custard cream pies are good for one thing

Greyson: The soul.

Parker: See the custard cream pie has been a symbol of comedy for years.

Greyson: Because when someone gets hit in the face with a cream pie, it's hilarious!

Parker: So today we are going to exercise our soul by demonstrating how to correctly apply a custard cream pie to someone's face.

Greyson: Shall we begin?

Parker: Sounds good to me!

Greyson: Wanna go first?

Parker: You can go first.

Greyson: You sure?

Parker: Does it matter?

Greyson: I'll go first! (looks at the teleprompter) Okay, the first demonstration is the custard cream pie placement.

(Greyson picks up a cream pie. Greyson and Parker face each other while Greyson places the in Parker's face)

Greyson: As you can see, the pie is not applied with much force, but the victim receives a face full of custard cream. It is now Parker's turn to demonstrate.

Parker: (reading from the teleprompter)It is now time for me to present the surprise pie placement. I will pick up the cream pie (Parker turns to Greyson to pick up the pie) and the victim will

(Greyson slickly grabs a pie from the table and places it in Parker's face)

Greyson: Surprise the offender with pie. The next one is a classic custard cream pie hit. The one has more force than the cream pie placement, indicating more anger towards the victim.

(Greyson and Parker face each other, and Greyson shoves Parker in the face the cream pie)

Parker: I will now demonstrate the pie miss. Where the offender throws the custard cream pie

(Parker picks turns to Greyson and throws the cream pie; Greyson ducks.)

Greyson: And the victim ducks

Parker: Okay, now wait a minute. I get to throw the next pie.

Greyson: Why?

Parker: Because somehow we've thrown the same amount of pies and you haven't been pied once.

Greyson: Fine with me, you can throw the next pie.

Parker: (Parker looks at the teleprompter) The next pie application is the self-pie. Wait, what?

Greyson: I think this is where you pick up the cream pie and throw it in your own face.

Parker: Yeah I got that. You take this one.

Greyson: You wanted it!

Parker:Okay, fine.(Parker holds up the pie and pies himself) Okay, now I get to throw the next one.

Greyson: No, I just gave you two,man, chill out. You said you were cool with getting a little messy.

Parker: I am A LOT messy! And we were both supposed to get it. You aren't messy at all!
Greyson: It's really not that big of a deal. Listen, there's four cream pies left. I'm sure I'll at least get ONE of them.

Parker: Ugh, fine!

Greyson: (reads theteleprompter)This last one.Is called the custard cream pie trifecta.

Parker: Trifecta? Like three cream pies?

Greyson: One on the chest (Greyson pies Parker in chest). One on the head. (Parker places a pie on top of Parker's head). And of course, one in the

Parker ... in the face, Yeah I kn-

(Greyson Pies Parker in the face)

Parker: -ow

Greyson: Man, how many pies have you been hit with so far?

Parker: I don't know!

(Parker gets slimed)

Parker:I should have seen that coming. This next one is mine and that is FINAL!(Reading from the teleprompter) I am now going to demonstrate to you the off camera pie. (Parker realizes) Oh god.
(A cream pie comes in from off screen and pies Parker in the face)

Parker: Okay, I've had enough. There's only two cream pies left. Give one to me.

Greyson: Seriously?

Parker: Yes seriously, give it to me.

(Greyson throws the final cream pie in Parker's face)

Parker: Why did you just pie me in the face?

Greyson: You said "give to me."

Parker: No i meant like, let me have it.

(Greyson pies Parker in the face)

Greyson: I'm confused. I thought you didn't like getting pied.

Parker: I meanthand it to me, so I could pie you in the face!

Greyson: Listen, I will gladly take a pie in the face, there just aren't any left.

Parker: Ask for an off camera one.

Greyson: Off camera what?

Parker: I'm afraid to say the word.

Greyson: I see. (Greyson looks at the camera) Now it's time to demonstrate theoff screen pie in the face. (Greyson braces himself)

(A cream pie comes from off screen and hits Parker in the face)

Parker: You're supposedto say "my!" Off screen pie in *MY* face.

(an off screen cream pie hits Parker in the face)

Greyson: (to the camera)Well that's all the time we have for today folks, I hope you enjoyed the mess we got into today.

Parker: WE!?

Greyson: Join us next time! (To Parker, who iswiping the pie off his face) Hey, you wanted me to go first.