It has been my dream to get pied in the face many times by a couple of beautiful ladies and one day my dream came true. Through the web I met two lovely mistresses who agreed to play a scene out of the great TV show "Truth or Consequences" where I am a contestant. Dressing my up with a barber's cape and putting a shower cap on my head I was informed that they would asked me 10 questions and if I get any of them right I would win a prize. But, if I get any of the questions wrong, I WOULD GET A BIG PIE IN THE FACE!
From a collection of graham cracker pie tins and pie crust filled with shaving cream, along with a chocolate cream pie and a banana cream pie. The first mistress, a lovely brunette, asked me a question while the other mistress, a beautiful blonde, held a nice big thick shaving cream pie in her hand. I had a hard time concentrating on the questions, because I kept looking at this beautiful with a big smile knowing that she would love nothing more than put a pie in my face.
Needless to say, I got the question wrong to which the brunette mistress, "I'm sorry, put you know what that means. You get a pie in the face!" and SPLAT! I got a nice big pie in the face as the two women laughed with delight.
As the night went on the got each question wrong which ended me getting a well deserved pie in the face. Thick shaving cream pie in the face! Banana cream pie in the face! Another shaving cream pie in the face! Chocolate cream pie in the face! Yet another shaving cream pie in the face! 10 pies in the face and we loved every minute of it.
After the pies where all smashed in my face, I would told that there was special humiliation ready for me. Before I knew what had happened, the ladies took the shower cap off my head and proceeded to pour a mixture of chocolate syrup and marshmallow fluff all over my head. Awesome!
My ultimate dream I hope someday come true is that I am on stage wearing a barber's cape and a shower cap with my head through one of those cardboard cut out holes in front of an audience filled with lovely, lively women laughing loudly while several beautiful women with big smiles (no men!) put pie and pie and pie in my face.