Here is another literary version of a future dare we have planned out. This one won't take place right away, mostly because Dani and I are working on a graduated system of messy dares, starting with sweet, then savory then the grosser, stinkier stuff. This particular one falls into the savory category so it probably won't show up until Season 2 or even 3 of our show, but because it's rather simple, it already has been planned out. Most of our material is improvised, but some may have scripts to go along with a theme. This one, like The Nick Dare that will debut our show, is pretty much just sitting down and taking the mess, but this time she'll be playing a game. If she gets three wrong answers, she gets the bucket. Of course, there'll be impossible questions thrown in that guarantee she gets slopped up (sort of like the You Can't Win sketch on All That back in the day).

Episode (pending): The Bucket

Items required:

Ketchup
Mustard
Relish
Various Salad Dressings
Varios Dips
Nacho Cheese
Mayonaise
1 large bucket

For this dare, the paddling pool will be set up alongside an appropriate amount of drop cloths or plastic sheets. Dani will again be wearing a bikini, but this time she will be wearing her hair in one of three ways: down, in a ponytail, or in a bun. The choice for this is up to her and how she feels it will maximize the mess she's about to get into. If need be, we will make this a poll in the forum or on our official site when the time comes.

This dare is pretty straightforward. The bucket will be filled with each condiment, dip, cheese and dressing. This will be done in no particular order as the entire thing will be mixed into one giant slop. Because of the variety of condiments and the savory nature of this dare, it will also be one of the mildly smelly ones, ranking in at about a 4 (5 tops) out of 10 on the stink scale.

Dani will then sit in the paddling pool and the game will begin. Most of the questions will be easy, but I've purposely decided to add bogus ones into it, making sure she receives the punishment for losing. Some of these will include "What is the chemical symbol for Adamantium on the periodic table" (we're nerds lol) or "How many hairs?". This game portion will only last a minute at the most. When she fails the third question, her punishment will be reveled in the form of the bucket of condiments.

The bucket will be placed over her head as she prepares to receive its contents. This will be held a bit to build tension, then the whole bucket will be smooshed over her head. Instead of pouring the goop all over her, I've decided it'd be more fun to squeeze the whole thing over her head in one shot. Her whole head will be saturated in the slop and a good portion is expected to plop out and fall around her chest, legs and back. After smooshing the bucket over her head, she will be left to marinade in it for a little bit before it's removed.

Next, any remaining slop still inside the bucket will be poured over her chest and legs. The final batch should have a nasty green/yellowish tinge to it, turning her into a smelly, lumpy mound of glop. She'll be given a chance to soak a bit more in the mess, then will be interviewed (like a departing member of a reality show) while still covered. Here she can give her impression of the experience (with some possible exaggerations). She'll then be able to hose off and take a shower.


This one's much shorter than the Nick Dare and should only take 12 minutes at the most. I figured I'd provide a more detailed dare later this week, but to tide everyone over, would offer this one in between! Next time I'll post the layout and plan for one that I'm particularly looking forward to: The Oatmeal Bath!