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Game Plan: Human Banana Split!
By FightingSalmonx
Posted 4/16/12     670 views
Here is the dare that we plan on using for the second or third episode of our show. This one is going to be a lot of fun and one that Dani is particularly looking forward to; The Human Banana Split! This one may or may not have the game show element to it, and so far it's looking like it'll be a straight ahead messy session.

Episode 2: Human Banana Split

Items Required:

3 Buckets
2 tubs of chocolate ice cream
2 tubs of vanilla ice cream
2 tubs of strawberry ice cream
Chocolate Fudge
Chocolate Syrup
Fluff
Caramel
Raspberry Syrup
Strawberry Syrup
1 can of frozen strawberries
1 box of Oreo Cookies
Sprinkles
1 can of whipped cream
Cherries
1 whole bunch of bananas

To prepare for this dare, we will melt the tubs of ice cream into individual buckets for each flavor. These should be complete soup or at least chunky soup at the start of the dare. The Oreo cookies are to be placed in a bag and crushed into small chunks, two bags may be needed to properly crush them all. The rest of the goodies are pretty much ready to go right away, but we'll probably peel the bananas first and let them soften up in the air. They should preferably be a few days old so as to be very mushy. Dani will wear a bikini and her hair down for this dare, again taking a seat in the center of the paddling pool, leaning back a bit and resting against the side of it. This one is best done outdoors due to the extent of the mess she's about to get into.

To start, I'll pour the melted strawberry ice cream all over her feet and legs, letting it slowly ooze around her toes, calfs, and thighs. This will be followed by the bucket of vanilla ice cream poured all over her chest, belly, back and butt. The chocolate ice cream soup will then be poured over her head like a traditional slime, smearing over her face and soaking her hair. The bucket will then be placed over her had as she stews in the ice cream and the next part gets ready to start.

Now, I'll start pouring the fudge over her head and smooshing it over her face, streaking it through her hair and plastering her neck and shoulders. Leftovers will be smeared on her belly, legs and feet. Because it won't be hot, I'll have to use a thinner brand and really work it onto her. To top that off, I'll pour a whole bottle of chocolate syrup over her head and spray her chest and legs with a light drizzle, enough to give a nice zig-zagging pattern over her body. Next comes the fluff. This will require a few cans, as I plan on covering her face, hair, legs, chest and belly with it. Having the layer of chocolate syrup underneath will make the marshmallow smear and glide quite easily over her. One extra can will be used to provide a good sized blob for her to stick her feet into, making her a sticky chocolate/marshmallow mess from head to toe.

Adding to the sweets, a whole bottle or two of caramel will then be poured over her head and massaged into her hair with the leftovers poured over her chest and legs again in a light drizzle. To top off the sweets, a whole bottle of raspberry syrup will follow a similar pattern, mushing up her hair and smearing her face in a thick red goop, quickly followed by a second round with the strawberry syrup. The mix of syrups will be lathered into her hair, cheeks, neck, arms and upper body as far as it'll go. Anything leftover will be used to smear her legs and smooshed between her toes. Once Dani is completely covered in syrup and other goo, I'll take the canned strawberries and dump them over her head and chest, letting them slowly fall off of her sticky body and clump up around her.

Now that all the ice cream and syrups are done, it's time for the last layer of toppings! The bags of crushed Oreos will be poured all over her head, chest and legs until she's covered in cookie crumbs. To better cover her, I'll have her roll around in leftover crumbs, easily sticking to her as she squishes over them. Next I'll take the packet of sprinkles and cover her hair and face with them, letting the rest fall where they may to give her a happy and festive look. Now it's time for the bananas to finish the split. These will be mushed all over her face, smeared in her hair, mushed between her toes and a nice mound will be saved for her to take a seat in, mushing them around her butt (possibly, a large mound of banana goo will be dropped down the back of her bikini bottoms where she'll then get a nice wedgie to push them up and around her ass!)

To finish off the dare, the entire can of whipped cream will be emptied onto her head where I'll lather it all over and delicately place a cherry on top. As a bonus, Dani has agreed to eat the mess off of her, allowing me to help her out alongside anyone else who comes to help with the dare and the production!

I have included a picture of her posing with a look on her face that she says she'll make right before it starts. Cute, goofy and all around fun!
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masswammer:
4/17/12
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