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Football Uniform Goop Filling and Coating.
By wettex
Posted 12/23/15     225 views
I did my full football uniform mayonnaise, syrup, egg & shaving cream fill and dump. I'm having trouble getting my computer to read my memory card, so I'll post as soon as I can. What a freaking mess I was - coated from head to cleats. I've never done mayonnaise before, but I will do it again! I couldn't believe how it filled my UA compression shirt and slowly leaked through and glopped up my jersey and slowly ran down and filled my football pants and leaked out the bottom and slopped my socks and finally oozed into my cleats! What a fantastic freaking feeling! Made one hell of a sloppy mess in my tub and took me a good 30 minutes to clean it up - got to shower the whole time fully geared up while I cleaned. I hope I can post my vid soon...
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wettex:
1/1/16
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Got it to download - doing some editing... Hope to post this week...
wettex:
1/1/16
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I just ordered some used old school linebacker shoulder pads, socks and used Pony hi-top cleats. My last messy session went so well and felt so damn good, I'm going whole hog and completely filling my helmet, compression shirt, new pads, jersey, pants, socks and cleats with a huge mess of goo, eggs, paint, mayonnaise and whatever else I can find that will shower off and wash out. Looking forward to the event!
wettex:
1/1/16
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I just ordered some used old school linebacker shoulder pads, socks and used Pony hi-top cleats. My last messy session went so well and felt so damn good, I'm going whole hog and completely filling my helmet, compression shirt, new pads, jersey, pants, socks and cleats with a huge mess of goo, eggs, paint, mayonnaise and whatever else I can find that will shower off and wash out. Looking forward to the event!
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