First Pie Masturbation

Well, another first! Blue Eyes is out of town and all I wanted was to feel cream and filling slip and slide and squish on my face and hair and down my body! He really shouldn't tease me with his playful flirty texts! I don't think he understands I've turned 30 and am feeling every delicious moment of it between my legs! When he went against his "golden rule" of no selfie photos in public to show me his smile I knew I was going to deliver my first pie to myself. There was no way around it. I needed to envision him and feel the creamy lather on my body.

I found 2 cups of vanilla pudding in the refrigerator, and almost a whole can of whipped cream! Thank God! Another score when I remembered the stack of paper plates on my kitchen table. I had no idea how invaluable these would be when I purchased them 2 months ago! Next, I slipped off my dress and laid a white towel down next to my bath tub and kneeled down sitting back and spreading my thighs, placing my desperate little paper-plate pie in front of me. I texted Blue Eyes a photo of my pie to let him know how serious I was about my feelings of loneliness and needing to feel the cool cream on my body, and thoughts of him inside of me. He responded promptly, "Oh, I can't wait to see what you're gonna do with that!"

I felt like a furious spoilt child. Almost resentful he wasn't there to give it to me when I demanded it! I read through our flirty conversation one more time before clicking on his photo. I began rubbing my clit looking from the pie between my thighs to the smile on his face. I closed my eyes remembering the feeling of sucking his hard cock with my eyes covered in his yummy blindfold of delicious pie. I felt that all to familiar tightening below and opened my eyes again to see his laughing eyes staring at me and promptly lifted my pie and smashed it hard and quick into my face. As I smeared the plate upward and over my hair I began to cum and moan. I let out a delicious sigh of relief.

I needed him to see what I had done with dirty thoughts of him filling my mind. I fumbled for my phone and clicked after some frustration found that I had finally hit the camera function. I felt so silly and ridiculous knelt on my bathroom floor blinded by pie fumbling for a photo to send Blue Eyes! After multiple camera clicks I wiped the pudding and whipped cream away to look into camera and say to him with my eyes "look what you've made me do now."

Another first! Blue Eyes what have you done to me? I began laughing at the desperation and absolute sillyness of my current predicament and state of mind. *sigh* Oh well, it could be worse... My life could be boring. Lol!