so this morning is was like any other day off. i sat and wondered what to do with myself. as i logged onto umd.net i got the urge to get messy.
as gunge is mail order i wasnt in the mod to wait. so i popped to the local supermarket and purchased 5 litres of bubble bath. you get some weird looks buying that much in one go but hey...i'm going to have fun.

i get home and as its warm outside i set myself up a sheet and a chair at the side of the house. this is the secluded bit from view of the neighbours. i ay out the 5 bottles of slime and a bucket of warm water to aid wash off. i decide today would also be the first time i take photos of my wam sessions so i got my little camera ready and off i went.

sat on a chair i slowly poured the one bottle over my cream colored cotton t shirt, feeling it run over my dark blue jeans and dripping onto to sheet on the floor. the second bottle was destined to be down the inside the t shirt so off it went feeling it slip its way over my chest and seeping through my jeans onto my boxer shorts. by now a large ammount had collected around my white adidas trainers. i removed the chair and made myself comfy sat in the pile of slime as the third bottle poured over my clothed legs making them heavy and shiny all at once. the fourth bottle then was obviously going to be poured inside my boxers filling them to the brim before the elasticated shorts finally gave way and all the slime run down the inside of my jeans against my skin making it quite a pleasure. the last bottle was poured over my hair and the rest of me to ensure i was fully covered. some slipping inside my trainers and squelching over my feet. once all the bottle were empty i played around rolling and splashing in the slime to make sure every last bit of my clothes and skin were covered.

as i started to get cold i slowly poured the bucket of warm water over me washing off the thick slime. then off upstairs for a fully clothed shower to get it all out my clothes.

ahhhh.....what a day off