This coming weekend, I'm filling my tub with 20 gallons of wallpaper paste and 5 gallons of tempera paint and I'm gonna dump buckets of it on my favorite football uniform: blue shiny game pants, white socks with blue stripes, high-top cleats, white UA compression shirt, shoulder pads, white game jersey and helmet. I always dump loads of stuff down inside my compression shirt till it gets full, balloons and and starts to leak - then pull out my belt and let the slop gush into my pants and fill them as well.

Dumping the goo over me first and then taking a bath in the goo to soak for a while. I'll try to get a good video, but my camera's been acting-up here lately and sometimes doesn't record right. A couple gunged pics at least... Can't wait.