Just over a week ago now the weather were I live was perfect, and having checked the tides I set out with my dry bag with plans to film a muddy adventure in an area of 5ft deep sloppy mud! only things didn't go to plan.

Having got to the location there wasn't a sole around! so I stood and waited just to make sure and checked my camera equipment, still no one around I walked through the reeds and into the new muddy location Iwas going to use, perfect and un-touched! I was there about 6 ot 7 minutes when suddenly this busy body woman turned up directly behind me and said WHAT YOU DOING!.

I said taking photo's of birds what does it look like! he said I have been watching you! the only house with any direct line of sight was over a mile away so she must have a telescope on zoom and nothing better to do than busy members of the public. needles to say she stood there moaning for around five minutes until I packed up and left the muddy area - I walked out of the reeds and found her dog tied to tree waging its tail.

She ranted again DID YOU TAKE ANY PHOTO's ... I replied no some crazy bitch turned up screaming and shouting for no reason and scared them off! she went quiet I wasn't best pleased. then she started moaning about someone who comes down here and rolls around in the mud! I laughed in her face saying if he or she's not harming anyone why is it an issue .... she went red in the face and started ranting about Jesus! I walked away.

As I left the track I noticed what must have been her car parked at an angle partly into the trees as she must of flew down the road hoping to catch someone! Now I'm looking for a new location