I get asked at least once a month, who my favorite models I have worked with is. It's actually not an easy answer. I can group it up to my favorite models though, and I can narrow it down to three if you hold a gun to my head.

So, I have just asked my wife to go and get the gun and she is holding it to my head.

Maybe not the smartest thing I have done, so i will choose my words carefully baby.


Naomi K. Naomi is an absolute sweetheart. I actually have a few Naomi stories, but my favorite to tell is about when we found ourselves in San Diego at the same time. We were hungry and out of curiosity wandered into the Hooters nearby. Naomi's man at the time was with us, and we got a table on the roof. Our server came over and chatted as they do and while going through the menu she kept touching Naomi's hand and was quite flirtatious. When the server had our order and wandered away, Naomi was a little weirded out and asked what that was about?

We were both laughing, and told her "she wants a good tip".

Naomi looked blank. Bless her. We had to explain that two guys and a girl in hooters meant the quickest way for the server to do her job properly would be to flirt with HER rather than us.

The light dawned, and she started giggling.

That's why the word "adorable" was invented.

2. Naomi W. Naomi was an absolute riot to work with, and we became friends with quite a rapport. She absolutely got what we do, and was totally in the spirit every time... all the times in videos when she got slimed when she didn't expect to are absolutely genuine - to the point where she became quite suspicious and would occasionally get her own back. Occasionally i would drop my guard and would suddenly get a big hug from a freshly slimed naomi. She would jump up and wrap her arms and legs round me and give a big gooey kiss on my cheek.

It was impossible to be angry at her.


3. Amber. My word, Amber. It's a complete shame to me that she has other engagements all of the place. Amber could switch personalities on a dime - and they were genuine. One minute she would be mad, next giggling, next she would be taking herself seriously - then she would be be cracking jokes.

Another girl that totally got it, and I think her beauty is in how seriously she takes herself right up until she turns on that dime and is having a blast sending herself up. She is totally in control of how she is, but can change her mind in a moment. A consummate actress that is also absolutely genuine about letting you know how she feels or just letting the moment happen.

On top, the girl knows how to take a bucket of slime - let it happen then play it up however she feels right then and there in the moment.



"What about Fi Stevens? Lucy Zara? The others!" I hear you cry... I have a gun to my head and can only pick three - if you ask me to put those three in order I am a dead man!

We have had so many good people, three is not enough to cover it. Perhaps I will talk about more later.