Because I've gotten asked a lot now, I've decided to write out my fake cum recipe here. It's body safe, but if you add egg whites, you'll have to use it that day. If you don't, note that the mixture will degrade, but you can keep it in the fridge for a bit, but I've always used it all fresh off the stovetop. It doesn't taste like much, but the turn on for me is the fantasy, the way it looks drenching my face and body, and how it feels as it squirts over me.

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Ingredients:
Starch (preferably potato or corn, but you can use whatever is the cheapest and most accessible starch for you - Note that certain starches like flour will need to be incorporated differently to prevent lumps. This recipe's instructions are for corn or potato starch)
Water (about 2 liters, but the sky's the limit)
Plain Yogurt or Sour cream (However much you need to make your mix translucent white - sour cream allegedly tastes more semen-ey)

Optional ingredients:
Salt (to taste)
Egg whites (haven't tried it out, but I'd guess about 2 per liter and then add from there until you're happy with it)
Essential oil (a few drops for added scent)

Materials:
Pot (the biggest one you've got )
Spoon or whisk (to stir)
Your finger (to test the temperature)
Stove or hotplate (to heat the water)

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Instructions:

1)Put the water in your pot and place it on the stove

2)Turn on the heat to high

3)While waiting for the water to boil, place around a half cup to a cup (I eyed it) of starch into a small bowl and mix with some water to suspend the mixture

4)When the water is close to a boil, stir your water and starch mixture so that the starch is evenly distributed, then pour it into the hot water and stir immediately. NOTE: the starch will not dissolve. It will settle on the bottom, so don't forget to stir.

5)Continually stir the pot until the color turns from cloudy white to clear. It should thicken

6)turn the heat on low so it doesn't continue boiling and check the thickness with a spoon. IT'S HOT. DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT WITH YOUR FINGERS

7)If it's too thick, add more water and stir it in. It should all incorporate lump-free. If it's too thin, add more starch to a separate bowl with some water, stir together and add in. Mix until incorporated and turned clear. Better too thick than thin.

*Congrats, you've just made your own water based lube - now to make it look like cum*

8)Turn off the heat

9)Spoon in some yogurt and stir until incorporated and the desired color is reached. Could be half the carton (I think I used somewhere between 200 and 300 grams or a little more than a cup), could be more. If you're unsure, start with a little and keep adding until you're happy. DON'T MIX IN THE YOGURT OR SOUR CREAM WITH THE HEAT ON

10) Let it cool for a bit, then give it a test with your finger to test the temp is not going to burn you at this point, and have fun.

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'Fake Cum Drenched and Fucking Myself to My Filthy Fantasy'
"When you dream of being a cum dumpster to feel all that hot jizz"

Black skintight leotard with a hole where I cut off the crappy feather tail glued to it and a bigger hole for my cleavage to squeeze through, check and check. Black thigh-high stockings of mismatched lengths, check. Two liters of fake cum cooked up in my whore-lab of a kitchen, check. This is the whole trash package and I douse it all with a cummy concoction of my own making.

Arousal flushes my features from the first hot spatter as it shoots out onto my face and tits. The viscous mix coaxes out gentle moans and rushes right to my core until I'm drizzled like a cinnamon roll. Translucent white clings to charcoal brown hair and my slut-outfit. Glossy cum coats my lips while thick ropes run down my cleavage and thigh highs as I dump an entire liter over my head. My tongue darts out to play with a few strands of my homemade fuck-juice. Intoxicated with the view, something more primal works its way from my depths. I can't help but play with my breasts and wring all that gooey slime out of my long, dark locks while I see and feel myself degraded into a cumbucket.

The whole thing feeds right into one of my most depraved, fucked-up fantasies. Often I imagine all the people who get off on my writings and visuals shooting steaming hot jizz and smearing cunt juice all over my face until it all dribbles over my chin, cum bubbles blow out my nose, and I'm completely coated in gelatinous pleasure. Kneeling in a growing pile of ejaculate, I'd roll round in the mess and scoop up all that nasty fuck-goo and shovel it all up my hairy cunt and gargle it in my mouth until I gag and beg for more. And no matter how drenched I got, or how filled my holes were, it would never be enough.

Living it all out in my head with my substitute semen, I feel impelled to squirt more of my homemade version over my leotard-clad buttcheeks, suck it all off my sleek black feeldoe (and choke), and squeeze an unholy amount straight on my clit. Skimpy crotch pushed aside, I keep the trashy outfit on the entire time I impale my used up whore-hole to the chorus of obscene squelching.

The fake cum turns more translucent the more I luxuriate in it. It slicks up everything until I can't even spread my cheeks to show off just how much is matted to my hairs and clinging to my folds. I tug on my bushy pubes and whimper like a pathetic cum dumpster. I can tell I'm close as soon as preliminary shakes start wracking my thighs and I begin to lose control.

Glistening in slippery fake cum, droplets clinging to my curls, fireworks shoot off as my cunt clenches hard and ripples through my flesh. Then, being the greedy fuckwhore that I am, I barely catch my breath before switching to doggy, ass in the camera, to milk a final cum, which forces my knees to slip up and drop my ass on the floor.

At the time, I thought, this may be enough. I may actually be sated. I thought wrong, but as I showered in the outfit I'd fucked myself in, cummy footprints dried on the floor, I felt truly satisfied.

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