hot mess (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot%20mess)
November 4, 2010 Urban Word of the Day
When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.

Defined, "hot messes" refers to when a "person's appearance is in a state of total disarray while still maintaining an undeniable attractiveness" & allure.

Hot messes' are appealing for a variety of reasons, most notably because they're generally unexpected, capricious, & agonizingly provocative. Additionally, numerous contingent factors make duplication rare and continual repetition virtually impossible.

No one set of guidelines can perpetually determine what distinguishes a "hot mess" from an above-average train wreck. Regardless of the circumstances, you know it when you see it; because they are typically conspicuous, and obviously they are always awesome.

**The term "hot mess" can also characterize a unique setting or situation, although in this context the usage parameters become more difficult to quantify.
Justin: "Did you see Molly this morning? We partied all night and she ended up passing out on the lawn."
Eric: "Yea, she came in this morning to find the rest of her clothes. She looked terrible, and awesome."
Justin: "Damn, hot messes' like that don't come around very often."

I didn't write that. It's what I googled for the definition. It was me to a T this past Saturday. I was at a three day music festival in Massachusetts. A three day party that was so crazy, I could not possibly try to describe it here. "Do what you wanna" was my theme. The first night I wore my "trash bag" coat which I thought was going to get destroyed because it's made so cheap. Surprisingly though it held up quite well. Unfortunately I do not actually have too many of my own memories, but what I have heard second hand is that I spent a lot of time rolling around in the dirt at our campsite of about 10 people. Yeah, I somehow managed to get really wasted. I wasn't expecting to get wet, as it has just rained a lot and the forecast had no mention of it. As soon as I got there it was raining and I did get pretty throughly wet. I think that may have played a role in all of the craziness. I also had on my military style skinny pants, a see through black tank top, my hot pink bra with the ruffles, and black wellies. Saturday night I wore a white fishnet body stocking that I put over tie dyed tights, purple wedge heel wells, My hot pink bra with the ruffles, a pink sequin tank top, 2 pairs of underwear (one regular and one pair was over the tights and the body stocking which is crotchless), orange hair extensions, and my lovely new Echo Red coat that is purple, belted, and lovely. It was a great time.

Bryce drove home on Sunday and I basically talked dirty to him for 3 hours straight wearing what I was going to get completely covered in mud later on.

"I am going to get completely covered in mud in everything that I am wearing". Seems so simple now, but I am not an actress and have a really hard time remembering my "lines". So I had to practice it until I got it right.

When we got home I had to change up the outfit a little bit. So I got dressed while bryce started to get all our gear and stuff in order. Well, that's not the first thing that we did. Bryce threw me down on the floor in our hallway and well, he really gave it to me. I can share that with you folks on here because this is the UMD. So, I have on my pink bra with the ruffles, cute panties, black express leggings, gray ribbed over the knee socks, black skinny jeans, knee socks over the jeans, navy blue matte Hunters, a blue ribbed tank top, a 'got oil?' shirt I bought at the festival, a gray Calving Klein zip up hoodie sweatshirt, and my Miss Sixty denim jacket.

And then there is the bucket. Went to Lowes last week and bought a 5 gallon white food grade bucket and a roll of hot pink duct tape. I decorated it with 'UMD_CHIK'. Shit like that just makes me happy. The plan is to go to our mud spot in the woods, plop my butt down it it and rub mud all over my Hunter boots. Then bryce will dump a bucket of it on my head. Then I swim from one end to the other.

I made most of it come true, but I have to be honest. It wasn't exactly pretty. I was in a pretty compromised state. I was kind of strung out and my body hurt all over. My quads literally feel like they might pop off of my legs (from spending 3 days outside partying, walking and dancing). But I am a pretty determined girl and this was going to go down.

The video is amazing. Priceless really. I've only seen about 45 seconds of it, but from two different angles. That bucket is a game changer! Bryce dumped it over me three times. I let out a scream and that's when you know that I am 100% a hot mess.