When I'm out at a restaurant with family, or friends, sometimes I have "accidents" with glasses of water, making sure it is directly on me. Of course, this brings on laughter, and moments of sympathy, from those around me. I just assure them it is ok, and lightly take a napkin to the water. The biggest time was a year, or so, ago when I was at a more formal restaurant in a hotel. My family had business ties with these people at our table, and I really didn't want to go to their function after the meal. To this end, this restaurant provides a pitcher of water that they leave at the table. Admittedly I was nervous, and it took some arranging, but I managed to "accidentally" pour that entire thing all over the front my blouse and skirt. What a thrill it was for me to get soaked in front of a lot of well-dressed, and apparently wealthy restaurant goers. It embarrassed my parents, and I acted it, but was totally enjoying this. Of course, then I couldn't go to this other function, and went back to my hotel room, which was in the same building. I drew laughs and looks in the elevator and hallway, as I walked around with this big wet area from my blouse bottom to my skirt bottom. A cool, fun way to get out of something.