So I was sitting at home once eating some cake and I had an idea for what might be the best mess ever. What is needed is a tarp, some straws and tons of frosting.

You'll get a partner to help you out. You'd lay down on the tarp nude and put straws in your nostrils. Your partner would then encase you in frosting, sealing you to the tarp and trapping you. They'd then decorate you and maybe even play with your body.

Such an idea can't be ignored, who wants to do it?