You know what I mean. The partys over, youve cleaned up but youre left with a big black garbage bag (sometimes wrapped in electrical tape for security). It can range in size from a baby to a pro athlete and its more difficult to manage than a king sized futon. I imagine if I lived in a house it wouldnt be a big deal though Im sure there are other obstacles in that situation. But out of all the shit that I do to have sessions in NYC, the hardest part is getting rid of it all when Im done. I live on the top floor of a 5 floor walk-up. And my stairs are brutal. Ive lived here fourteen years and have too much energy so I dont mind all of the flightsfor now. But damn, trying to wrangle an amorphous blob down the stairs and out of the building at 2 AM is the worst part of having a session. And yet I still do it.

And I didn't even go into motels. I've never done one there but that would totally feel like getting rid of a body.