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Dirty Dates
By cupontable
Posted 12/15/15     879 views
Sofia loved to blog on fashion: Instagram, pintrest, youtube, you name it she had it. Her parents had showered her with money and as a result she could buy (And show off) anything she wanted. At 25 Sofia had perfected her emaculate look, with her stylish flowing blonde hair busty but toned frame. She would always dress to impress, nothing out of place.

Her goal in life was to firstly become a famous fashion blogger, and then to become a celebrity. She was doing pretty well on her first objective as she had garnered over 1000 youtube subscribers and had a number of celebrity instagram followers but she desperately wanted fame.

One midweek morning in October, after a heavy gym session Sofia was checking her twitter when she noticed something interesting. It was an email from a producer at Ch4 who thought Sofia would be perfect for a new dating show. The show ("Dirty Dates") had already aired in Holland with great success and was very similar to another dating programme already airing with a focus on the date and not production, however there was a twist. The twist was that one contestant would have a date with two others and they would choose who they preferred. Sofia would be a contender, but she didn't mind, she knew that she could charm anyone and that this would be her big chance. In her head she dreamt of tv interviews and potentially a tv reality show for her and her unknown lover. Without haste she replied and agreed.

Two weeks later it was the day of the date. She and the other contestants had been given hotel rooms near the restaurant filming would take place. Sofia had bought along lots of her clothes to choose from. She spent the morning giving herself a fashion show of her tight and reveling outfits, taking lots of selfies for her blog. Finally she decided on something she would be sexy but classy. She wore brown leather ankle boots, with a tight brown leather tube skirt (With a slit at the back) and a well fitted white shirt (with a number of buttons undone). This perfectley complemented her recently obtained tan from Cannes. Sofia fished off with her most expensive jewellery. She slapped her leather arse looking in the mirror pulling a sexy face knowing no one could resist her. A knock on the door requested her to the studio and with that she took one last selfie. As she left the hotel she had once last worry that even the tiniest stain from rouge food would ruin her look, so she decided there and then to just drink water and eat dry food.

"Hi Sofia, you'll be 10 minutes" a runner stated to Sofia as she arrived outside the restaurant. Sofia aghast at having to wait commented (and with a air of superority) "My goodness sometimes I wonder what's even the point to some people?", continuing "I mean whats the point of you?". The runner shuffled off disheartened. Five minutes later Sofia was waved onto set by the waiter. She strode onto set making sure every frame was picture perfect, although her skirt was so tight in made her hobble slightly. The waiter took to her to her date already at the table and sat her down. Sofia giggled flirtatiously as she introduced herself.

One hour into the date and things were going perfectly for Sofia, the only issue was having to adjust her very tight leather skirt. She and her match shared a common interest in fine dining and he was rich, which of course was perfect for a shopoholic. As the date ended she gave him a cheeky kiss and was led away as the other contestant was brought on. Sofia looked at her with daggers, but was reassured by her appearance as she would be no threat. She overheard the other girl was named Helena, and like Sofia very well spoken. Helena was slightly shorter and had her straight brown hair in a high ponytail. She had decided to wear a long sleeved black dress and nude high heels. The runner guided Sofia to another part of the studio and sat her down on a seat opposite a TV showing the date. "What are those?" she snapped as she sat down , "Thats the other date on TV?" the runner stated confused. "No those tanks, what show are they for?". A producer who was in earshot intervened but again confused "Sofia they are for this show? You did read our whole email and watch the highlight from Holland?" The producer passed his Ipad and pressed play on a video. It showed a clip of a pretty dutch brunette with curly hair, huge eyes and in a pale blue blazer, white t-shirt and jeans sat down being covered in gunge inside an identical tank. Sofia paused, and shuffled resulting in a creak from her leather skirt. "So that could be me or that other girl?" Sofia said slowly, "Well the loser of course" stated the producer. Sofia laughed, "Ha, poor Helena, she's got no chance look how awkward she is, and she's going to get messy!". Still laughing Sofia walked over to the tank and asked the runner to talk a selfie of her outside the tank. She pulled a faux scared face and uploaded the picture instantly with #amigettinggunged #scared #messy #gunge #tightleatherskirt. Feeling confident she sat back down looking forward to Helena's humiliation.

30 minutes passed and the date was still going slowly and Sofia was feeling confident. She read her instagram comments fashpash4356"Don't get slimed you're too pretty", cool45beans "Sooo hope you get slopped", Jakehammoned "Hi would you get gunged for charity in jeans please answer?". She was confused by the last one, but was interrupted by "Oh my godness can't believe you went to Oxford aswell, and we were in the same halls!". Helena looked up. Instantly Helena and the date were laughing and getting excited. Further revelations came out "No way have you been to Bhutan!", "I love archery too" "Guinea fowl is my favourite aswell". Sofia started to feel nervous, but said to herself he was just humouring her. The date came into an end and Helena was led into the room.

"Ok can you both get into the tanks please." The tanks were both clear plastic with a box of pink goo above. Sofia waked over and struggled to lift her legs over the step in her tight leather skirt and high heels. She pulled herself up onto the high stool and rested her heels on the bar. Helena has also sat down, and llaughed "Oh I'm so scared"putting her head in her hands. Sofia looked up at the huge, thick pink slop above her head. She flicked her hair to make it look her best and sat upright. She then noticed a ploop. A droplet of pink gunge had hit her skirt. She tried to wipe it of but it just smeared.

"Ok" the producer stated "We'll hear from your date about how it went with both of you". "Then he's got the button for the gunge, so yes he'll press it and one of you will get gunged, cool?"

The screen came on with the date. Both girls figited nervously, Sofia now had become very nervous. The droplet earlier had made her realise how messy she could become

"The date with Sofia was brilliant, obviously i really fancied her and her fashion sense is great", Sofia smiled, Helena looked down. "Helena, well it was slightly awkward and she's not my type so I'm not sure". Sofia pouted her lips ready for the winning camara shot. "It's such a hard one though, however going to have to say sorry to...". Sofia was anticipating her victory , and the hilarity of humiliating another girl. "But Helena" Helena put her face in her hands "Helena had so much about her, Sofia you've been glooped". With that he pressed the button. In that split second Sofia's heart sank, she uncrossed her legs and stroked her thighs awaiting the slopping. Helena screamed yes, but this was muted out by alarm bells. A trap above Sophia's beautiful blonde hair opened and a stream of thick lukewarm pink flowed. The gloop hit her straight on her head and formed a dome. Sofia was sat still and upright, her mouth widened as she screamed. She moved her hands up and the goo continued. Her clean white top now had gunge rivers, and tributaries flowing down it. The slime hit her leather skirt and flowed onto her high heels. She stired to wipe her skirt but the mess just spread on the shiny surface as the goo continued to come down. The sensation was nothing like she had experienced before. After 20 seconds the flow was stopped and replaced by dripping. Helena walked out of her tank and in front of Sofia's for a selfie with the gooey pink mess that was Sofia. Sofia just had to sit there, still shocked with the slop covering everypart of her, mouth widened and gloop dripping everwhere. Helena tagged the photo #thenewvogue? #leatherandgunge #slimyfashionvlogger....

The door of the studio opened and two more ladies walked in....

@Heatvlog "Oh the beautiful Sofia tries a new look"
@Bluesteel4eva "Oh no So gungy? Solp of the pops babes"
@jakehammoned "Hi would you get gunged for charity in jeans please answer?"
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Norman Mabeld:
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Nice job! Great descriptions!
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