I've already posted this on Wam Story Archive and Wamchat.net, so if you've read it before, I apologise. This is the first WAM story I ever wrote about a fictional girl called Kate who gets into lots of sticky scrapes and always ends up the worse for wear!

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Kate is 20, blonde, good looking and tanned. She has a loving boyfriend, Michael, whom she adores and he adores her. But she had a one night stand, so Michael got together with Kate's rival, Sam- a brunette, to embarrass her so much she would never be unfaithful again.

Every year, their university held a day where everyone dressed up in fancy dress and there was also a talent contest on the same day. That year, Michael persuaded Kate to dress as a clown and enter the talent contest with a clown show.

The day finally came around, and Kate turned up in a clown costume (which she had made with Michael's help) which was fabulous! It had trousers which were hooped so that the waist stood out from her body; the right leg was striped with a polka dot knee patch and the left leg was polka dot with a striped knee patch. The legs of these trousers reached to about halfway down her shins where they were tied tightly around her leg with different colours of ribbon on either side. Below this, she wore striped tights and big clown shoes. She wore cycling shorts to protect her modesty! On her top, she wore a bright orange T-shirt with a waistcoat- stripy on the left side and polka dot on the right side with patch pockets of the opposing fabric and oversize buttons. Her face was beautiful! She had painted a base layer of white, with red lining around the mouth, cheeks and nose. She had painted black crosses on her eyelids. Having collected her perfectly coiffured locks in a wig cap, she wore a multicoloured clown's wig on her head which flowed onto her back. To top herself off, she wore a pointed clown's hat.

Sam was wearing a cut off police woman costume with hot-pants and a skimpy tunic. She had a police cap on her head and stilettos on her feet. On a utility belt, she had a toy walkie talkie and some handcuffs. Her long, thin legs were bare, as were her arms. Michael was wearing a one piece clown costume with material to match Kate's. Sam's boyfriend, Danny, had come in a police outfit
which matched Sam's and his best friend, Rob, had come as superman.

The talent show was to be held at lunchtime in the sports hall and everyone had been looking forward to it. There were a couple of singers and a dance troupe and then it was Kate and Michael's turn. It had been Michael's idea to enter the competition, but Kate was the star turn! First she did some card tricks, calling up members of the audience to help her. Then she pulled long ribbons from her trousers, before riding around in a clown car (a long forgotten relic from a play put on by the drama society) which fell apart during her performance. It was going fantastically well, judging by the audience's reactions! Finally, she pulled Rob up from the audience.

'Smell my flower!' she cried gleefully, as her act was a resounding success. Rob bent over to do so and, as he did so, a jet of water came from the fake flower in her button hole. Just as it happened, Sam ran in from the left of the stage and Danny ran in from the right. The crowd watched with interest- was this part of the act?

'Stop!' Demanded Sam, 'Do that again!'

'OK, smell my flower!' cried a bewildered Kate.

Sam leaned forward and took a direct hit, as Kate sprayed her flower at her.

'Smell MY flower!' Demanded Sam, pulling a real flower out of her pocket. Kate leaned forward to smell Sam's flower, and, as she did so, both Danny and Rob threw buckets of ice cold water over her! Michael's revenge had begun!

The water made Kate gasp for breath, just as it had raised an audible gasp from the audience, and she was completely taken aback as Sam lead her to a chair. Sam helped her to sit down, but, as she did so, Sam put a large chocolate cake with lots of soft chocolatey icing, cream and fruits into her hooped trousers! Kate sat down hard on the cake and it went everywhere! All over her buttocks, between her legs and up her front. Also, sitting meant that her hooped trousers came forwards and there was more space between her body and her trousers. Danny and Rob quickly made use of this as Danny poured a bucket of custard down the left leg of her trousers! Rob topped this off by pouring a bucket of baked beans into the right leg- another cavernous space. The audience cheered, thinking it must be part of, frankly, the best act so far.

Sam then moved aside a curtain to reveal Kate's next sliming! Five different hats stood on the table, all filled with a different type of slime! Sam then removed Kate's clown hat.

Sam then picked up the first hat- a top hat. It was filled with porridge, which, when she rammed it onto Kate's head, dribbled down her victim's face. Kate removed the hat and threw it at Sam, but it missed! Sam then picked up a policeman's hat, filled with custard and rammed it onto Kate's head! Kate had had enough, so she stood up, pulled the policeman's hat from her head and, after knocking Sam's hat off her head, rammed it onto her head! Sam wasn't going to settle for this, so she ordered Danny and Rob to restrain Kate, while she handcuffed her to her chair with the fluffy handcuffs on her belt! The audience, who had been building up their excitement, erupted into applause.

Sam proceeded to pour baked beans in an Airline Hostess's hat over Kate's head followed by a fur hat containing tomato ketchup. Finally, Sam tipped a bucket of Jam on Kate's head, before smushing the bucket right down onto her opponent's head. Then she pulled it back off, pulling Kate's wig with it.

Kate was a mess! Her now bald head (because of her wig cap) was covered in a mix of porridge, custard, baked beans, and Jam- all of which was slowly dribbling down her face towards her voluminous trousers, which was already filled with a mix of chocolate cake, custard and baked beans. Her make-up was ruined! Her clothes were ruined! Her public image was ruined! Worse of all, the audience thought this was brilliant- one of the university's best known girls being gunged in front of their eyes!

From a massive distance away, Kate heard Sam say: 'hmm, actually, I think the first hat was best,' and she felt a custard pie land on the top of her head followed by her clown hat. She came back to full conciousness, as her chair was pulled up to a table filled with pies. She reached up with her handcuffed hands and pulled Sam's face into a massive banoffee cream cake! The cream sprayed up and covered most of her head, while she got a face full of bananas, caramel and pastry.

Sam turned to the audience, wiping her eyes and milking the situation as they cheered her sliming. She was supposed to be punishing Kate, but she had been squirted with water, had a hat half full of custard pushed onto her head and had a cake pushed into her face! It was time to get serious! She wiped the cake from her face and positioned herself behind Kate's chair. She reached forward and picked up a custard pie in each hand. Then she pulled her hands out from her body and pushed them together. SMASH! The pies connected with the sides of Kate's head and bits of custard flew everywhere! Kate's head was even creamier than Sam's! Sam then picked up two more- this time chocolate- moved round so she was standing at Kate's side and repeated her actions. SMASH! Straight onto the front and back of her head. The audience cheered and clapped again.

Kate was dazed! She had been completely covered in slime, including down her trousers! She couldn't even wipe her face because she had been handcuffed! She stood up awkwardly and staggered a few steps to where she hoped the wings of the stage were. But Sam, Danny and Rob could stop that!

Danny and Rob pulled a brightly coloured paddling pool from behind a screen, brimming with TV gunge. It was green and gloopy! Sam tripped Kate, but as she fell, Kate grabbed the only support available- Sam (although she couldn't tell that at the time). Sam lost her balance and, together, she and Kate tumbled into the pool! They were both completely covered!

Sam held Kate's body under the gunge that Danny and Rob were pouring over them continuously until they were both covered. To the sounds of energetic applause, cheering and encores from the audience, Michael's revenge was complete!

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(Kate has removed her hat and wig cap; Sam has removed her hat and partly unbuttoned her tunic)

Later, in the changing rooms, Sam was feeling really bad about what she had done. She went up to Kate. 'I'm sorry Kate! What can I do to repay you?' she asked.

'Well, I s'pose you could... put your head in my trousers!' replied Kate.

Sam plunged her head into Kate's trousers- which were still filled with custard, baked beans and TV gunge- and emerged with her head covered!

'I wish it had been ME that had been slimed,' sighed Sam. 'I've wanted to be gunged like this for years!' She paused. 'Actually...' She walked over to where the spare gunge was, and beckoned Kate to go with her. 'Would you?' she asked, indicating the gunge.

'Yes!' cried Kate, 'I would, of course I would!'

'Well,' instructed Sam, 'First I want you to pour this bucket of porridge down my hotpants!'

Sam pulled the waist of her hotpants forward and breathed in to create a space. Kate poured the lumpy porridge inside and it overflowed all down Sam's legs! Sam was excited!

'Now I want you to smash these pies on my head!' said Sam indicating five pies. Kate picked two up and gave her a pie sandwich on the sides of the head! Then she picked up two more pies and gave Sam a pie sandwich on the front and back of her head. Finally, she smashed a pie onto the top of her head!

'Pie me again!' cried Sam. Kate picked up two more pies and gently smushed them onto Sam's breasts. 'Kneel down,' whispered Kate, and Sam did so in front of a bench. Carefully, Kate positioned a large cake in front of Sam, then grabbed hold of Sam's hair and thrust her head down into it.

'OH!' orgasmed Sam, 'That feels so good!' She ripped her tunic open to reveal she was wearing nothing underneath, and repeated this for her hot-pants (for which again she had nothing underneath). Kate did the same, and they were both completely naked within a minute!

They may have been naked, but they were still covered with food and slime! 'What shall we do about this?' asked Kate.

'Let's clean ourselves with this hose-pipe,' replied Sam. So they did, but not before sharing a kiss!