I've been on the wet and messy slapstick scene since my teenage years when playing with a mate in his bathtub was just a harmless prank that often went a little too far, when I first had a proper messy photo shoot I had long black hair and the shoot saw me in a red pair of overalls getting messy on camera with a substance that was similar to wallpaper paste.

By my mid twenties I was often wearing sports wear or tracksuits and getting pretty much fun on caked and covered often with cakes, custard and cream in messy sessions with both men and women so by my thirties I was often face planted into foam pies and tubs of treacle. Needless to say there was always a sticky ending, however once I turned forty everything changed folk were less interested in me and wanted more younger lads and while I do understand that some folk take enjoyment from seeing lads getting messy there is also a platform for older guys too although it is often overlooked and ignored.

I tried to make a come back but wither work wear or costumes nothing seemed to catch the eye until I met a femdom called Madam Miss! we chatted at a fetish munch social and a few days later she invited me over, he asked me to wear a nice snug pair of wrangler jeans and a shirt! ( of course I brought a change of kit too ) Upon arriving I was given a denim jacket to wear and a cheap cowboy hat - taken into her playroom I was introduced on camera then duct taped into a folding camping chair, the hat came off and a wrapping of duct tape went around my mouth.

Without warning and talking to the camer her denim clad victim was slowly covered in all manner of wet and messy substances over an hour later and with most of the gooy gunge slowly running down towards my crotch I ended up with a thick tub of black treacle over my head! the sticky stuff slowly made its way south as the cat was put back on my head I was left helpless.

Getting cleaned up took a while but we agreed to re-visit the session in a few weeks with part two, a few days had past and she remarked the feedback from the online video was amazing and her viewers wanted more, and they wanted it, I got invited to meet up near to where I lived, as per instructed I work the same tight fitting wrangler jeans, a jock strap! a shirt and now supporting my own denim jacket and cowboy had and boots!.

She smiled and told me the camera were all set and would be remotely activated - all she wanted me to do was walk down this path turn and walk back to her, the path wasn't very dirty and I said Okay! she shouted action and I walked down this path onto a wooden plank and headed towards the end where id turn round only the plank gave way and I fell backwards into a 6ft area of soft tidal mud!

It took me a few minutes to grab hold of a few reeds and pull myself to freedom, I climbed up on to the bank and foolishly stood on the wooden board oops falling backwards again I fell back in the mud! and this time I struggled a good five or six minutes later I climbed out and made my way back to mistress who was giddy with excitement to wash off I jumped in a beck filled with water and climbed out.

Later I found out her viewers loved it so there you go I now wear cowboy kit! mistress sadly moved on to someone else - but we are talking about doing something in the summer.