Yoga is all about zen and peace and tranquility right?

Well not in the MrWam-Wamgame studio it isn't. We really put Adam to the ultimate patience test as not only was he trying to conduct a serous yoga class, but he was also wearing his favourite white skinny jeans. We started out gently with some soothing, slow-moving golden syrup poured over his shoulders and head before moving on to tasty caramel sauce and cold custard.

But he was staying way too calm so it was time to move things up a notch by throwing jugs of cold gunge at him as hard as we could. To his credit he carried on bravely with the poses including downward gunge, err dog, and a low gunge, sorry, low lunge or two, but you could tell he was getting rattled.

In a bid to save his skinnies he takes them off eventually, but it's far too late for them - they will never be white again. He reveals a pair of tight white boxers, already stained by the gunge that has seeped through his jeans. There's no pity for him and no let up as the gunge continues to fly. Finally he succumbs, forgets about the yoga and just enjoys himself playing in the slop before the pressure hose is turned on him.

But he keeps coming back to us for more, so he must really enjoy it, right?