The following is a mostly true account of what happened earlier on today.

After hanging out with some friends, I got home and crashed on the couch. Tired, I kicked off my sneakers and socks, and stared blankly at the TV thinking of something to do for 4 hours until my parents got home. After five minutes, I went down the kitchen only to realize that wasn't hungry. Then, I got an idea.

I put on the kettle and started looking through the cupboards. In 2 minutes, I had found a tin of tomato soup, a small container of beans, some spray-cream, a tin of rice pudding, a packet of jelly and huge bag of oatmeal.

After the kettle had boiled, I poured out a pint into a measuring jug and added the jelly before throwing the oatmeal into a bucket and topping off with one liter of water.

As I waited for the water to cool, I ran up and downstairs moving all of the food to the bathroom. Lastly, I grabbed my camera from my desk and balanced it on the edge of the bath to capture all of the action.

With my jeans taut with anticipation, I climbed into the bath and grabbed the jug of jelly. As it slid down my jeans, I couldnt help but to rub it in to make my jeans so sticky and shiny.

Next, I grabbed the spray-cream and sprayed it down both legs, rubbing it in until my jeans began to go from black to white. By this point, I knew that there was no going back so I grabbed the baked beans and did the same, letting the slimy sauce drip down from my crotch to my bare feet.

With my toes in a puddle of orange and white gunge, I moved onto the big tins. As I poured the rice pudding down onto my pants, I began to feel the inside of my jeans getting sticky as it began to soak through. After scooping up the mess and splashing it onto my feet, I picked up the tin of tomato soup.

By this point, my heart was honestly beating faster than normal so I got a bit carried away and accidently got some soup on my shirt. I figured a little bit more couldnt hurt so I quickly leaned back and poured some under my boxers. Remembering the camera, I got back on track and poured the rest down the front of my jeans.

As I looked down, I thought that I had done a really good job of trashing my jeans when I remembered that bucket

Slowly, I reached down and picked it up realizing that over a liter of oatmeal is heavier than you might think. I also realized that I may have made it a bit too thick since I wasnt able to slosh it around. But because I wasnt eating it, I suppose that didnt matter.

As I leaned back and slowly tilted the bucket up, a large warm glob of it fell onto my member. Instantly, I knew why this was a popular fetish. I also knew that I didnt want to get too carried away right then otherwise Id have to do a lot of editing to the video up on YouTube.

Rapidly, I dumped the rest onto my jeans in large clumps and tried to rub it in as much as possible. Using only my feet, I attempted to mix all the food together.

After 7 minutes, I was standing what looked and smelled a little bit like vomit but I didnt care, I was as hard as ever and prepared for more.

I turned off the camera with my slime-covered hand and put it gently on the floor. I pulled off my shirt and pulled down my pants. Using my hands, I scooped up as much of the disgusting gunk as possible and dropped it in the bucket.

Slowly, I lied back in the bath, picked up the bucket with my eyes closed and just let it slide down from my fringe, to over my eyes and into my mouth. I moved the bucket down and emptied the rest of it over my neck and chest.

I dropped the bucket and spat out the vile mixture. Content with what Id made, I wallowed around in it, rubbing the mess into my hair and skin not caring about how I was going to clean it up.

Finally, I just had to jerk off and complete the mess.

Honestly, the whole experience was like being a kid again, having so much fun in just being messy.



The story doesnt technically end here. Cleaning up took about half an hour. My jeans are currently still wet but clean. Im planning on wearing and gunging them until I find some substance that I really cant clean out them.

Until then, I have some photographs and a video for you to look at.

Hope you enjoyed the story,
Dylann W