So, if you read my blogs you know that I have never actually used a vibrator before. Bryce has been obsessed with getting me an egg and having control over it, especially while at one of our pre-mud session celebratory lunch dates and then in the mud. So in late August I actually ordered one, along with a dildo and a vinyl catsuit. There was a free shipping option if you spent like $50 so I added that stuff in. Little did I know that it was coming straight out of China and would take longer than a month to get to my doorstep. When we got the box, we were excited and Bryce took the egg out of its box and tried turning it on. It didn't turn on. He messed around with it a bit in a gentle way, and then took off a piece to look at the battery compartment. It is a piece of garbage. The dildo I ordered was only about 6 inches but what came in the mail was a nine inch huge penis. I have only one other dildo and it a huge one as well and I hardly ever use it. Bryce is definitely bigger than that, but he ain't nine huge inches with crazy girth like my first mail order piece. Anyways, I wanted something that I could just play around with a bit. I tried on the catsuit and it looked awesome except that the zipper was made using a white fabric strip and that looked a bit cheap and just plain ugly against the long sleeves and long pants black shiny vinyl suit. But I knew I'd have layers and a jacket covering it usually so I was happy. I wrote to sextoysbrand.com to exchange the broken egg and wrong item that was received. It wasn't the most efficient customer service but eventually they wrote that they were sending out a replacement order. So, another MONTH+ passes and here we are. Where the fuck is my package. So I wrote a nasty ass email (the first photo) and they wrote back that they sent the package and would follow up.
I actually have the moment the zipper broke on video. Recently, I have been into what Bryce and I are calling "the dressing room". I set up the camera and film myself getting into all of my layers and ready to go out and have some fun. So I was going to wear this vinyl long sleeve suit over my NEW Under Armour mock turtleneck and compression leggings (I got my own in women's, before I used Bryce's). And under a long, long denim jacket. The freaking zipper broke as I was zipping it up. It just ruined things in a way. It was already set up to be a challenging session because we had just come back from going out to lunch, swimming in a river and rolling in the mud in my red Roca Wear jacket (epic!). Bryce tried putting my Under Armour layers in the dryer for about like 15 minutes and then we had to take them out because that was all the time we had. Our parents were watching the kids for about 24 hours and they were due to be back at our house in a couple of hours. So there was no time to waste. The under Armours were pretty clean, but definitely still pretty wet. And next I slip on the vinyl suit and the zipper breaks, rendering it useless. So then I got together some denim jeans, a turtleneck, and a really cute T-shirt that Bryce bought for me from Old Navy.
Anyhow... onto other news- we had multiple awesome sessions and have a lot of material to work with but no time to edit and update the website. We are trying to have something good up around Thanksgiving. Also, been trying to upload an interesting session called Black Furry Mud where I ... you guessed it- roll around in some mud. But the circumstance is such that there is a cold, gusting wind (February 2011) and gunshots rang out like a bell. Can I say that again. Gunshots rang out like a bell. For the entire time. It's like 45 minutes of raw footage, edited down to about 15 minutes. More like a reality show than jerking your bird material, but there still are some good sequences. This is one of the exceptions where the photo set is probably better than the video. The photos are on our website. I also bought this jacket in a smaller size last winter and had a fun session weeks ago.
I have acquired many beautiful pieces of clothing, footwear and outerwear. I will most likely be wearing these for a bit before trashing them. Luckily, many things do survive our shenanigans but sometimes an item just doesn't wash up to be something I'd ever wear for real again. I got cream colored flat boots that are knee high. A cream ribbed knit turtleneck that's color was 'Marshmallow'. That same turtle neck in red and black stripes, jeggings that I freaking LOVE, a one piece snowsuit and a lot more stuff but I am trying to stop blabbering because it's close to 3:00 AM and I need to go to bed. Yes, people, this is what a blog is