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A Pied Drive Home
By Bo Shorts
Posted 11/15/22     485 views
I was so horny the other day, that I picked up three pies on the way home from work. One was a lemon meringue, and the other two were banana cream. It was dark, so I pulled off to the side of the road and pulled my trousers down to my boxer shorts. I carefully placed one of the banana cream pies down the back side of my boxers. I then pulled my trousers back up and released the position I was in to be fully seated. The pie oozed up my ass, down my legs and up my back. Mind you I still have all my work clothes on. I then took the lemon meringue and opened the front of my boxers and lowered it in. I could feel the cream of the lemon filling engulf my cock and balls. It felt amazing! I then proceeded to refasten the trousers and complete my drive home. Once home I squirmed around in the mess in my shorts for almost 8 hrs before finally blowing a huge load into the mess in my shorts. I took the final pie and smashed it into my face while I was blowing my load. I will be doing that again, but not sure about driving home that way. Just imagine me having to explain that one to a police officer, if I would have been pulled over.
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speedos55:
11/18/22
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Sounds like fun!!!
WetAndMuddyFun:
12/3/22
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That definitely sounds like a amazing drive home. The thought of possibly getting pulled over while driving with a mess in your pants makes it even more naughty and fun.
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