I have been with my wife for almost 20 years (14 married!). We've had 59 pie-related sessions together so about 3 per year. But you know we never did? Pie on Pi Day. Certainly my birthday or as the result of a key sporting event, but never on Pi Day.

We've also only ever done pie at our place of residence (which kind of makes sense!) But that's getting harder as those pesky offspring grow up. While we work remotely from our house about half the time, we've been doing it lately while the kids are at school (and not a non-trivial number of nooners!).

So we decided to change that by getting a babysitter and having a pie fight on pi day at a seedy hotel in our city.

There were 18 pies, a can a whipped cream, and a thawed ice cream bucket. She was in this flowy black dress that I find so sexy, and black high heels. I was barefoot and with some old dress pants and white button down that I wanted to give away. But my wife got this dress about 2 weeks prior. And when she tried it on, we definitely fucked around and I jizzed all over the dress.

So to "start" the pie fight, here's what she did. We stood there in this seedy hotel in the City we live in, in a small room that is plastered with clear tarps, surrounded by cool whip pies (banana cream pudding and chocolate, no crust). We're talking about her dress and she picks up a pie, saying, "you know the last time I wore this you creamed all over it. I think now I'm gonna cream you." And with that she pied me in the face.

As I clean off my eyes, she's already picking up the next pie. She starts talking about equity and that his is equity for my creaming on her dress. I start to argue with her and she says "no...", pieing me in the face again.

From there she picks up two more pies. She holds them and gets a bright idea. She holds them under her breasts. So sexy how she holds them and I want to tip them up on her black dress and cover her breasts for my face to explore. She gets cool whip on her breasts to tease me. I point out that she has now gotten more cream on her dress than I did. So she gives me a pie sandwich.

At this point I tell her we're way beyond equity and pick up a chocolate pie myself. She knows its coming and I smash that pie in her face. It felt so good that I did it again! From there it devolved into a relative tit-for-tat pie fight. She retaliated and then I pulled up the back of her dress and pied her ass. She pied me again. She bends over the table at one point and I'm across the space picking up another pie. Seeing her gorgeous ass waiting for me I launch the pie and it smacks her right on target.

We mess around some more and I fuck her bent over in front of the mirror. Then she turns around and takes my cock and kneels down. I grab the can of whipped cream and coat her face is she starts blowing me. After a little while and a few more pies, I bend her back over the table and pie her bare ass again. After fucking her to orgasm, there are 3 more pies. She takes each one in her hand and looks at me in the mirror while I keep fucking her. 1 by 1 she keeps pieing herself in the face, and it was a glorious orgasm! So much so that afterwards I notice I forgot the melted bucket of ice cream. So I pour it over her head, back, and ass.

Now it's time for a seedy hotel shower together <3 best pi day ever!

We have a few more seedy hotels to try in our City, haha!