So my 20th birthday rolled around this year. It was on the 20th, go figure. My girlfriend asked what kind of birthday present and I jokingly responded "A birthday cake, so I can eat it off of you." She responds with "Hehe~ Okay~" and my eyes widened. We had played with simple stuff like whipped cream, but this was going to be our first "real" mess. Sure enough, we're buying a sheet cake and some mini red velvet cupcakes, because she wanted me to squish them against her nipples.

We get to my place. The other residents I share the house with were all out so it was the perfect opportunity. I grab a trash bag, some paper towels and laid out my brown comforter on the bed. We get naked, because I already know I'm going to have plenty of laundry to do. I didn't want to add to it. After a bit of kissing and foreplay, I open the container of red velvet mini cupcakes and smash two of them against her nipples and the surrounding breast area (They were cream filled, too!). Her gasps made licking that chocolatey goodness off of her even better.

I couldn't wait any longer, taking the knife and cutting into the first piece of cake and smearing it frosting side first against her chest. If I could do it over, I'd have warmed up the cake first because the reaction I got was "Eep! Cold!" She tensed up for a bit as I smeared it around, but after that, she decided to jump in and grab a slice to smear onto me, and boy, did it feel creamy. The red, white and blue frosting mixed together into a light purple mixture as we rubbed our bodies together, adding it slice by slice and just grabbing it by hand now. I should have asked if she was okay with cake to the face, because though she looked good with the frosting covering her face. Needless to say she got her payback and slapped me in the face with a handful of a bigger amount of cake.

It went on like that for a bit. Got her to sit on a large chunk of cake and lick it off of her thighs and folds. She did similar to me, but sooner or later, we had to get cleaned up. The floor, comforter, and we were all a mess. A word of advice. Never get buttercream frosting cakes. That doesn't come off easy. After 30 minutes in the shower with a bottle of dish soap, we were at least able to go out in public again. But it was definitely a fun time~