Got tonight and tomorrow free, what would you like to see me get up to, will get hold of any easily available food products, tell me what you want to be wearing!

Topless, tight jeans and LOADS of custard!

I'd love to see you shirtless in some silky boxers under some tight jeans and then fill them up with different slimy substances

Shiny shorts and cold custard going down them

just filmed it, head over to my profile shortly

Jeans and a polo or tshirt. Food of any kind - mustard ketchup chocolate syrup.