What textures or feelings really rub you the wrong way? For me, cake batter mixed with honey makes this horrible sludgy mess! Does anybody have any experiences they would like to share?

When I'm standing in the water cleaning up after mud, and something moving touches my foot!

When you hear someone pulling in the driveway.

Cake batter and clay also turns into this odd, semi-spongy crap. Not a fan.

When I'm enjoying a good mud wallow out in nature and I hear someone coming.

I agree with that, or a kayak, a fisherman, or a motorboat interrupting your sinking/mudbath. :S

The loneliness and emptiness that occurs milliseconds after finishing up. Then the realization of how much money and food I just wasted. This is why I don't WAM anymore.

When it's all over and your covered in shaving cream, crust, chocolate and cum. Realizing you have to clean it all up:/

The smell of hot whipped cream in your nose the day after getting pied.

Second worst: the loss of balance when you slip on some gunge
Worst: what you hit on the way down

Spaghetti in tomato sauce in pubic hair.

Pudding caked in your ears