Valerie. 100% real. 100% as charming and funny IRL. And 200% eager to get messy. And this teaser and pics are just the tip of the iceberg.
Early sales have been phenomenal, and now.... Final edits and unedited footage finally available in the UMD Store or at HD.SlapstickStuff.com and RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com. Happy Thanksgiving and enjoy!
Man, KUDOS. This is a real triumph. Valerie is one of the hottest models you've shot in recent memory, with incredible enthusiasm to boot!
With one look, she's smoldering and sexy. With another, she's smirking and smashing a pie in her face and suddenly she's got a girl next door charm and cuteness. A true unicorn.
I know you're slowing down these days but I hope Val is in the rotation for MANY volumes to come! A visit to Krusty's Cream Pies in a bakery skit is in order!
HappyCamper said: I'm glad SS is still in business. I want to place an order soon.
LOL.... Don't put me out to pasture just yet! You can still be "in business" and not put out 3 new clips every single week.
I slowed down in 2025 because 1) I had other things going on, 2) I was traveling more, 3) a lot of models I planned to shoot fell through, and 4) a couple shoots went sideways and kinda killed my enthusiasm for a while.
Just to explain 2025 in a nutshell: I don't think I had a single shoot this year where we DIDN'T change the date or time at some point. Fortunately, most of the changes were minor, and I could pivot pretty easily, but it just illustrates how tricky it is to set up actual physical IRL shoots now. (As opposed to paying models to shoot content on their phones for you.)
Val had to change the date last minute... then I wound up having a conflict on the new day... And the compromise that we landed on was, um.... starting the shoot at 10:00 at night. So yes, SS304 is officially the LATEST shoot I've ever had. In Year 21. When I'm old and asleep by 11 most nights.
Obviously it worked out, and thankfully Val is a night owl, but there's something a little crazy about finishing up a shoot at 1:30 in the morning. It also feels a little illicit... in a good way! The rest of the world is asleep, but you're awake throwing pies at a cute girl in a tiny bikini, and then hauling trash bags full of mess out to the bins at 2 AM....
formerly_frank said: Oh wow, she is SO pretty. Kinda reminds me of Carla Gugino in a couple of those screencaps.
Ahhh I loved Carla back in the day. I can definitely see that.
My immediate thought was a young Kat Dennings... Different body types, but similar facial features and hair. And definitely that slightly sarcastic, dry, and loopy sense of humor.
Just got informed that I was WOTD.... which I think is my first time in 2025?? (I'm sure someone will quickly correct me if I'm wrong.)
Anyway. HUGE thanks to all of you. The outpouring of support and enthusiasm for Valerie has been really awesome to behold, and I'll be sure to pass all the kind words on to her. Also, it definitely helps my bottom line after the longer-than-usual gap between volumes....
Happy holidays to all! About to hit the road but I still check email when traveling... Just be patient as I don't do it as frequently! (But yes, I will still send out your manual codes when you order the Complete scenes. Haha!)
Val a Depeche Mode fan no less, look forward to yous doing a WAM version of the Enjoy The Silence music video (walking around the English countryside with a crown on but yknow theres a pie getting thrown off screen)
NorthernWAM said: Val a Depeche Mode fan no less, look forward to yous doing a WAM version of the Enjoy The Silence music video (walking around the English countryside with a crown on but yknow theres a pie getting thrown off screen)
Enjoy The Pie-lence Just Can't Mess Enough Every Fling Counts Pie-olator Music For The Messes Barrel Of A Gunge
NorthernWAM said: Val a Depeche Mode fan no less, look forward to yous doing a WAM version of the Enjoy The Silence music video (walking around the English countryside with a crown on but yknow theres a pie getting thrown off screen)
Enjoy The Pie-lence Just Can't Mess Enough Every Fling Counts Pie-olator Music For The Messes Barrel Of A Gunge
Love you, too
