So, recently DSlapstick went up against DLS in a wet vote and DLS won, having to forfeit in white shirt and tie, and I went up against DSlapstick in a vote to get messy and I won, having to forfeit 5 sloppy pies to the face wearing shirt and tie.
So here is the big rematch which DSlapstick desperately wans to win, apparantly.
If DLS wins he will get pied in a wrestling singlet
If I in I will take a 2 minute cold shower in a blue camouflage wrestling singlet
If DSlapstick wins he will get wet, then pie himself, then get wet again in a suit and tie.
Your choice people, vote wisely. The pictures are DLS in profile, DSlapstick in the car and my new singlet which is on its way from China
So, I have received some feedback that it is unfair for me to only get wet, so I have decided to also receive some sloppy pies as well as get wet in a cold shower if I lose.
To even things up, I am adding a photo of me in my keks. It isn't the singlet as that is still on its way from China, but hopefully this will give people a better idea of what they will be buying if they vote for me.
If I lose I will wear the new blue camouflage singlet, get messy with sloppy pies then get wet in it whilst cleaning the mess up.
You must certainly add some pies. They would look quite brilliant on you and I would hope you are getting pied after the water. I just love seeing all of the beautiful pie coverage on you. And it shouldn't be washed away by water.
Tiegunge really is so sad. He even ordered a singlet just for this. He needs votes to at least make him feel better. Of course the top vote getter and the the bottom should have to do the task. While the middle guy should just watch all this go on. Doesn't everyone agree?
I think that both Tie Gunge and Dslapstick want to join in the fun, so please vote for them. Actually, I think with a little nudging from the voting public, all three of us could be convinced to do our forfiet. That would be a win-win for all.
I know I want to see Tie Gunge in his new singlet completley covered in pie and then wet and Dslapstick in a suit completed soaked and plastered in cream. So, please comment if you think that is a wiinning idea.
Thanks for all the votes I think. We are all surprised by how many people voted.
Ok. Even though I will probably win by getting the least votes, I'll get pied and messy in my new singlet, just to try it out and keep you big vote winners company.